Hello, faithful reviewers!

Haldir- Well, look who finally decided to show up!

Err…hello there Hally-san…

Haldir- Where have you been? I've been worried sick!

(blinks) Then why are you wearing that grass skirt?

Halidr- Um…err…never mind that!

(grins happily) Hey everyone, Haldir went to Hawii and got laid!

Halidr- (blushes) Did not!

Yes you did! See! (begins playing with lay) This flower necklace is a lay. Didn't you know that?

Haldir- Um…yeah…hey! Stop touching that!

Sorry!

Haldir- What are you doing back anyway? (begins jumping up and down) Did you write a new chapter?

Well…see…about that…

Haldir- (eyes glaze over) You're not giving up are you? (pulls out tissue box) I thought you loved me!

I do, I do! All right, the thing is, I've had really awful writers block for this story. And I have no idea why! I re-arranged the plot like five hundred MILLION times. I've got a fuzzy idea of how it's going to end.

Haldir- That's no excuse not to write the next chapter.

I know, I know! I don't know what it is. I've been watching the FOTR and TTT and reading my books, but for some reason, my inspiration is drained. I can't explain it, and I'm really sorry to all of those who have been waiting patiently for a new chapter. That's why I'm doing this huge un-important author's note. I want to apologize for the delay.

Haldir- Well you should!

Oh shut up Hally-san.

Haldir- Fine then! I'll just be…err…in that corner of the A/N!

Anyway, as I was saying, I'm soooo sorry about not updating in a while. I've tried to start on the next chapter at least five times and well, nothing really comes. I will try and have the new chapter up in the next two weeks.

Haldir- Two weeks? (glares) This is what you get for being a procrastinator.

(sweat drops) I know. But I swear I'll try to have it up in at least two weeks. And if I don't…well…um…then…err…yeah!

Haldir- You are such a moron.

Since I'm here and all, wanna do the reviewer responses?

Haldir- (shrugs) Sure, why not!

Pippin-luva99- 'Sup home skillet! It's ok for not reviewing sooner; I'm sorry for not updating sooner! But like I promised, I should have the next chapter within the next two weeks. Thanx for being such a patient and wonDERful reviewer!

Oh hey, Hally-san. I have a flame.

Haldir- Ah! (hides under rock) The sky is falling!

(rolls eyes) No stupid.

Haldir- Oh. (pokes flame with stick) What do we do with it?

Make smores!

Haldir- YUMMY! (begins eating smores) These are soo good…sticky though…

I know! (steals one of Hally-sans smores)

Haldir- HEY! GIVE IT BACK!

(grins evily and licks smore) Want it back now?

Haldir- No….ewww…why'd you have to do that?

Gothic Angel of Death- Thanks for reviewing, as usual! Hally-san! GAoD knows this dude, and this dude likes her, and she likes this dude, so…

Haldir- She's dumping me?

You can still be friends! Besides, it's not her, it's you.

Haldir- Well, I like friends!

Can I be your friend?

Haldir- SURE!

With benefits?

Haldir- Don't push your luck.

Shucks.

t-renee-Johnson- I'm sorry I can't update sooner, but maybe someday.

Stephenie Wilcox- omg, look how many times you reviewed! (grins like an idiot) You said DERlicious! I am soooo proud of you! (pats on back) You are soooo cool!

Haldir- She is, isn't she?

Yes! I will update as soon as I can, promise! And your reviews are so hilarious!

Mrs. Felton- (twitches) Tom…oooo…he's so pretty! Yeah, I know who Tom Felton is now, since a certain idiot of mine is now obsessed with Harry Potter.

Guardian of Lothlorien- I hope you enjoyed the rest of the story! Thanks for the review!

Stinky Stan- Thanks for reviewing, and I'm updating ASAP!

Fanfictiongeek36- Two more days idiot! Oh Leggy clone of baka-samas, she loves you with all of her black little emotionless heart. And she can't grab it if she can't see it.

Leggy- (blinks) That sounded sooooo wrong.

snake feather- I'm glad you like the relationship between Akira/Haldir. Yes, such does have a rather nifty affect on our favorite march warden, don't she? Thanks for reviewing!

Raptorcardfreak- You are very welcome for the Leggy clone. Yes, I know the last chapter was odd, but in my opinion, the whole story is a little odd. Just wait until the ending…

Haldir- Shhhh! Don't give anything away!

Oh relax Hally-san. At least I didn't tell them about the dancing welcome matts of doom.

Haldir- What dancing welcome matts of doom?

I didn't say anything.

Haldirs Heart and Soul- Good luck with Troy. Brad is nice, but I heard he's gonna be naked and (shudders) he's hott and everything, but he's like forty! Scary…

Commodores R Ppl 2- I know, sporks rock! I was watching Fooly Cooly the other night and they were talking about sporks!

Haldir- That show is weird. I never understood the plot.

There's a plot?

Haldir- Err…

Anyway, necking, I believe, is just making out and crap. Thanks for the review!

Daughter of the Roses- Road trip indeed! Whoo! Congrats on being valDERtorian in your class!

Mirokus Soul and Heart- (twitches) ooooo…houshi-sama! I love Miroku and Fluffy and…err…sorry. Wow, a 9.99! Thank you soo much!

Jack Sparrows Only Love- Yeah, I'm pretty for sure Hally-san is an elf. I know, it's fun making him act out of character!

Haldir- No it's not!

In the Depp End- Have I said that your name is just ever so wicked nifty? Anyways, I thought it was cute too!

Mia- Don't worry to much 'bout Akira. Thanks for reviewing!

Crecy- Isn't AFI the greatest? I know, I love his voice too! Oh oh, for all AFI fans, there's this site called daveyonastick.com. It is sooo funny! Ya'll should really check it out. And, by the way, the Art of Drowning is just as good as Sing the Sorrow, so I recommend it to anyone who likes them!

Well, that's about it. I'm sorry I didn't give you guy's a chapter; you all deserve it so much! Anyways, I shall be taking my leave now.

Haldir- Hey, do you expect them to review this retarted author's notes thingie?

Err…no. It's just a spot of information so they won't worry. Didn't want anyone to think I was dead or anything.

Haldir- That is true.

So, how was Hawii?

Haldir- It was fine. The weather was good. I learned to surf!

Really?!

Haldir- Yeah! It was such fun! And I went to a luau (I can't spell that correctly, sorry), and I got laid a lot…not that way you perverts, and I saw this guy get arrested, and oh, I have pictures!

Wow! Hey…is that Pippin and Merry?

Haldir-….yes.

What are you doing to them?

Haldir-…-

Haldir. Haldir? You didn't hurt the hobbits, did you?

Haldir-um…oh hey look something shiny!

Ja ne! Goodbye! See 'ya in a couple weeks!