-I do not own Naruto or Hiko, some else who is rich does. I'm a poor
college student who needs to pay back his loans so if you sue me you might
just find out that your are going to get negative dollars. This is an AU
fic in which I wrote and thought would be funny and idiotic.
-From now on I shall refer to Hiko as a she, since he is still stuck as a 16 year old female.
The Master meets the Boy By Suiiren
"Hmm, Konoha," Hiko thought to himself," This might be fun after all." He said as he walked in to Konoha not bothering to show any pass as the guard was too dazed with his (female) beauty to even realize anything. He simply just walked in and the guard stared too dumbfounded to have seen such a beautiful person in his life.
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'Hn, stupid,' thought Hiko as she easily walked through the gates,' not even checking me if I had any kind of identification on me. What kind of ninja village is this to just let a stranger through' thought Hiko as she apparently didn't realize it was because of her good looks that apparently startled the guard.
"Awww, what a Goddess," said the guard aloud, "I wonder . . ." he wondered as his friends and Hayate were trying to get his attention. He paid no heed.
"Hey, you idiot! What are you doing!" yelled Hayate as he tried to get the attention of his dumbfounded friend. 'What kind of idiots do we have guarding the gates of Konoha if they just let anyone through' thought Hayate as quickly jumped down the wall to get the attention of the oblivious guard. "Hey, you! Yeah, you there! What are you doing! You just let a person through without checking their identification!" yelled Hayate out loud.
"Hmmm," nodded the guard. "Oh, damn! I just let someone through without checking out her I.D. Damn! I'm never going to hear the end of it from that bastard ANBU Hayate!" he yelled as he suddenly saw the death glare of Hayate right next to him.
"What did you say!" yelled Hayate. "What did you call me and more importantly who was that person that just walked through here! Did you even bother to check her identification and pass!" he demanded knowingly knowing that the answer was no.
"Now come on Hayate," said the guard calmly. "I didn't mean what I said and it was just an ordinary girl that walked right through. So no biggie eh?"
"What do you mean no biggie?! You idiot! It's because of people like you that don't your job that an ANBU member like me must be forced to watch over you all! You can't even do the job that a lowly Genin can perform! What kind of guard are you!" lashed out Hayate. He really hated that these guards were so weak. Really, he had to be pulled off his team by the Hokage and forced to watch over these guards do their job. "Whatever," yelled Hayate, "I must report this to Hokage-sama right away. You better not screw up again or I'll personally take you out myself" spat Hayate with malice. 'I swear, these guards are starting to get soft ever since Kyuubi attacked and that girl. Who was she? Not many people, even Jounins, can mask their charka so much that none of it can be felt or sensed at all. It was only pure luck that I saw her but now its too late to try to catch her now. What is she here for and for what reasons?' Those were Hayate's only thoughts as he jumped on top of roof tops to reach the Hokage tower and inform the Hokage.
"Stupid Hayate, always thinking he so high because he's just a Jounin." Remarked the guard as he went back to his post. 'Now that girl, how I would like to . . .'
Meanwhile somewhere else in Konoha
"I'm sorry that you failed your test Naruto," said Iruka," besides it's only you're your second try. You can try next year." trying to sound consoling as he looked in to the eyes of Naruto. 'Naruto, you're only 10 years old. Try to be patient and why not try it when your 12 like everyone else?' thought Iruka. 'Besides if you leave me so soon who else would I have to take out to ramen for lunch?'
'I failed again' thought Naruto. 'This makes it the second but I'll be sure to pass next year!' Then he looked at Iruka's eyes and saw that Iruka was trying to console him. "Yosh! I'm sorry Iruka-sensei for making you worry. I'll past next year because it is my dream to become Hokage! I won't let you down again Iruka-sensei!" said Naruto with an ecstatic enthusiasm.
"That's right." Said Iruka as he suddenly puts his hand on Naruto's blonde hair and starts scrunching it around.
"Ne, Iruka-sensei I'm not a child anymore you should stop that." Said Naruto annoyedly. 'But he is the only person who would touch me without any malice' thought Naruto 'he doesn't have their eyes. Those cold eyes that refuse to recognize and acknowledge my existence. Some day when I become Hokage I'll show them that I exist. That'll be the day that me, Uzumaki Naruto, am an existence that should be seen and recognized.'
"Oh, sorry." Said Iruka. "its just that its a habit" putting his hands back in to his pockets. "Say Naruto. How about some Ramen later?" asked Iruka as he knew what the answer would be. 'That should take his mind off of failing the exam. What better way than to get Naruto's mind off something better than through his stomach?' thought Iruka as he chuckled to himself.
"Really Iruka-ssensei? Your really gonna treat me to Ramen?" asked the 10 year old excitedly as he started jumping up and down towards Iruka. "Are we gonna go to Ichiraku's or are you just gonna buy us some instant Ramen again because if you do I have plenty of those at my house"
"Heh, how was I supposed to know that your house was full of Instant ramen Naruto." Said Iruka dejectedly as he remembered the first time he treated Naruto to Ramen all those years ago.
=Flashback=
"Ne, Naruto. How 'bout some Ramen later?" he asked the little 6 year old as he saw how no one would not want to play with him. 'This should at least cheer him up some' thought Ituka. 'Ramen always fixes everything before it gets out of hand. Besides I can understand what it's like to be an orphan. The loneliness, it must be Hell for him and especially with Kyuubi trapped inside of him. Yondaime, what were you thinking when you choose an orphan to carry the pain? You, of all people, should of known the pain that he must be forced to go through. If it were me I would of committed suicide a long time ago. Naruto-kun you are a truly strong little boy.'
"Ne? Ramen?" asked the boy dejectedly.
"Of course. Ramen! What else could there be?" said Iruka pointedly.
"Are you sure sensei?" asked Naruto with questioning eyes.
"Of course! Why not Naruto?" asked Iruka. 'Kid must be shy' thought Iruka.
"It's because all the other kids and teachers always stare at me like I'm a bad person . . . I don't want Iruka-sensei to look bad because he was seen with me. They might end up refusing to recognize that you exist too." Said Naruto with pain filled words. 'Besides,' thought little Naruto as he starts crying 'you probably hate me too.'
"Nani." Said Iruka. 'It's worse than I thought. They started to make him think that it was his fault that things are like they are now. How cruel of the village to just do that to a defenseless and poor kid. Well, at times like these only one thing can cure him from that condition.' thought Iruka.
Slowly but steadily Iruka knelt down and started spreading his arms out and engulfed Naruto in a hug that was full of warmth and it surprised the boy too as he found that he was being hugged. It was a first for him, Iruka knew it.. Not only did he engulf Naruto with his body but he felt himself sending over feelings of understanding and love towards the boy who knew too much pain and too little happiness. "It's alright Naruto. It's not because they hate you that they ignore you. It's because they just don't understand you. But don't worry, someday you will be recognized and loved. Just remember that me, Iruka-sensei, recognizes you. So don't be so sad." Said Iruka understandingly.
"Sensei!" cried Naruto as he hugged his sensei. 'Is this for real.' thought Naruto inside his mind. 'Someone actually recognizes me and does not ignore me' "Thank you sensei," cried Naruto.
It was bit longer until Naruto had finally stopped crying and started walking with Iruka to his house.
"Ne, Iruka-sensei, where are we going?" asked Naruto.
"To my house of to get some instant Ramen!" said Iruka proudly. 'Yondaime I saved the child that you had given your life to so that he could be recognized.'
"Cheap," grunted Naruto.
"What! Did you just call me cheap Naruto!" yelled Iruka in a horrified tone. "Teachers can only make so much money Naruto! You can't expect me to take you out for Ramen in a real restaurant can you?"
"But! It's only that I have all the flavors of instant ramen at my house already and I have never tried eating Ramen at a stand." Said naruto
"Oh, so that's why. Well, it's no problem then. Today, you can have instant ramen at my house and tomorrow I'll treat you to my favorite Ramen stand, Ichiraku's!" remarked Iruka happily.
"Really? Really? Really?" asked Naruto happily as he started jumping around happily in circles around Iruka. "Finally, Ramen that is home cooked and fresh tomorrow! Woo hoo!" yelled as they made their way to Iruka's apartment and hopefully tomorrow to Ichiraku's Ramen shop.
=End Flashback=
"Ok Naruto, meet me at Ichiraku's in a bit" said Iruka. "I still have some stuff to finish up!"
"Ok, sensei, I'll meet ya there!" cheered Naruto happily.
While nearby
Hiko was in a horrible mood now. She had just realized that her sake supply was getting lower and all the money she carried with her held no value in this world and that was the worst of it, she was FORBIDDEN by law to buy her precious SAKE. She was 40 years old for goodness sakes. 'That's what happens when your in another world baka and your in a 16 year old girl's body!' she inwardly screamed to herself. Not only that but her bottom had become rather red from all the attention she had been getting. Sure she was the ONLY master of Hiten Mitsuruugi ryuu but somehow someone or somebody had gotten past her almost imprenetrable defenses. It was just unfair that all this was happening to her. It almost made her want to –a small blue hue glints in her eyes as they screamed murder- to, to, -being barely able to keep her hands away from the sheath now- 'Losing sanity, no sake make Hiko go mad FAST' was all in her mind until something bumped in to her. Well, whatever it was she didn't care . . . well that was until she heard what came next.
"Hey, watch where you're going you UGLY GIRL!" yelled Naruto instinctively. "Nobody bumps into Uzumaki Naruto and gets away with it. You better apolo-." Before Naruto could finish he felt something bad was going to happen.
'Had she heard him right? Had the little punk that bumped in to her call her UGLY! Someone dared call ME, UGLY and on top of that he told her to apologize when it was clearly his fault for being too short!' "What did you say you little BRAT! Did you just call Seijuuro Hiko the 13th Master of the way of Hiten Mitsuruugi UGLY! Did you call the best specimen of a man UGLY and on top of that a girl!" Hiko beamed dangerously as he looked at Naruto. But to his surprise the little brat said something that Hiko would never forget.
"Hah, of course I did you UGLY GIRL!" Uzumaki Naruto was surprised with himself too. He was especially surprised with his response that came. It wasn't like him to keep on instigating but this teenage girl had something strange about her that kept him going. It was just the way she said her sentence that made him want to continue on arguing. "And you're a girl you idiot! Only an idiot girl would think she's not a girl! So NOT only are you ugly but your also stupid! You're a baka, you BAKA!" Sticking out his tongue and making a pig nose to make Hiko even more angry.
But Hiko also saw the determination in his eyes as he said those words and was surprised when he said that. But what surprised her most was that the brat was kind of right. She had forgotten the fact that she was a REAL SHE and not a man anymore. Plus, those eyes of determination he saw in his eyes were familiar to him too. If he were right he could of sworn they were . . .
"Baka DIESHI!" 'They were his baka dieshi's eye's or they were really similar to Kenshin's violet eyes. The determination and glow in them were quite the same!' thought Hiko. 'Let's test him,' were Hiko's last thoughts.
"Hnnn? Baka wha-?" was all that Naruto was able to mention as he now saw the girl go in to some sort of sword stance.
"Hn, you better apologize now to the great Seijuuro Hiko while she is going to give you the chance to brat or else!" stated Hiko confidently.
"Hah, you should be the one apologizing you idiot girl!" yelled Naruto. 'Oh, no! I'm late for my ramen with Iruka-sensei! Gotta go!'
"Temme!" yelled Hiko as he created a fist with hand and held it up. "That's it Hiten Mitsuruugi Do-Ryu-huh?" was what Hiko said as he saw a puff of smoke and the boy was gone. "Do you think you can get away from the wrath of HIKO SEIJUURO! You'e going to pay for that you brat!" As Hiko suddenly disappeared herself in search of the little boy that had insulted her so much that her own baka diesha could of not compared to him.
=Meanwhile at Ichiraku's, A little later=
"Where are you Naruto?" said Iruka a bit worried. "Maybe I should of not let him come here alone. He is only 10 years old. Oh no, what if-"
"Yo Iruka-sensei!" yelled Naruto. "Sorry but this stupid girl . . . "
"Who's the stupid girl!?!?" screamed Hiko agrily suddenly appearing behind Naruto.
"Eh heh heh heh" was the only thing Naruto was able to manage out as a whole WORLD of pain was being dished out on him by the one and only Hiko Seijuuro and it was PAINFUL.
A bit later
"Oh so that was what happened," said a now calm Iruka. "Well, I'm sorry that my student has caused such an uproar towards you. Please accept my apology,"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," was all that Hiko could reply as she sat at the counter of Ichiraku. She had beaten up Naruto and gotten out a free meal of ramen out of it from Iruka. She didn't hurt Naruto TOO bad as she looked at an almost mummified Naruto next to her sipping ramen out of a straw (if that was even possible =P).
"So," Iruka said. "Where are you planning to stay tonight Hiko- chan?"
"Hiko-chan?" was all that was heard when yet again the proud master of Hiten Mitsuruugi showed Iruka-sensei how much of a Hiko-CHAN she can be.
End of Chapter 2
-What is in the next chapter? Just you wait as a whole LOT more is going to happen. This idea is so sun to worr with that I have only scratched the surface so far. Any idea is welcome! ANY! OC or Anything welcome if you send by e-mail. Thanks! Plz send a review too. Since I'm new I'm vain =P.
-From now on I shall refer to Hiko as a she, since he is still stuck as a 16 year old female.
The Master meets the Boy By Suiiren
"Hmm, Konoha," Hiko thought to himself," This might be fun after all." He said as he walked in to Konoha not bothering to show any pass as the guard was too dazed with his (female) beauty to even realize anything. He simply just walked in and the guard stared too dumbfounded to have seen such a beautiful person in his life.
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'Hn, stupid,' thought Hiko as she easily walked through the gates,' not even checking me if I had any kind of identification on me. What kind of ninja village is this to just let a stranger through' thought Hiko as she apparently didn't realize it was because of her good looks that apparently startled the guard.
"Awww, what a Goddess," said the guard aloud, "I wonder . . ." he wondered as his friends and Hayate were trying to get his attention. He paid no heed.
"Hey, you idiot! What are you doing!" yelled Hayate as he tried to get the attention of his dumbfounded friend. 'What kind of idiots do we have guarding the gates of Konoha if they just let anyone through' thought Hayate as quickly jumped down the wall to get the attention of the oblivious guard. "Hey, you! Yeah, you there! What are you doing! You just let a person through without checking their identification!" yelled Hayate out loud.
"Hmmm," nodded the guard. "Oh, damn! I just let someone through without checking out her I.D. Damn! I'm never going to hear the end of it from that bastard ANBU Hayate!" he yelled as he suddenly saw the death glare of Hayate right next to him.
"What did you say!" yelled Hayate. "What did you call me and more importantly who was that person that just walked through here! Did you even bother to check her identification and pass!" he demanded knowingly knowing that the answer was no.
"Now come on Hayate," said the guard calmly. "I didn't mean what I said and it was just an ordinary girl that walked right through. So no biggie eh?"
"What do you mean no biggie?! You idiot! It's because of people like you that don't your job that an ANBU member like me must be forced to watch over you all! You can't even do the job that a lowly Genin can perform! What kind of guard are you!" lashed out Hayate. He really hated that these guards were so weak. Really, he had to be pulled off his team by the Hokage and forced to watch over these guards do their job. "Whatever," yelled Hayate, "I must report this to Hokage-sama right away. You better not screw up again or I'll personally take you out myself" spat Hayate with malice. 'I swear, these guards are starting to get soft ever since Kyuubi attacked and that girl. Who was she? Not many people, even Jounins, can mask their charka so much that none of it can be felt or sensed at all. It was only pure luck that I saw her but now its too late to try to catch her now. What is she here for and for what reasons?' Those were Hayate's only thoughts as he jumped on top of roof tops to reach the Hokage tower and inform the Hokage.
"Stupid Hayate, always thinking he so high because he's just a Jounin." Remarked the guard as he went back to his post. 'Now that girl, how I would like to . . .'
Meanwhile somewhere else in Konoha
"I'm sorry that you failed your test Naruto," said Iruka," besides it's only you're your second try. You can try next year." trying to sound consoling as he looked in to the eyes of Naruto. 'Naruto, you're only 10 years old. Try to be patient and why not try it when your 12 like everyone else?' thought Iruka. 'Besides if you leave me so soon who else would I have to take out to ramen for lunch?'
'I failed again' thought Naruto. 'This makes it the second but I'll be sure to pass next year!' Then he looked at Iruka's eyes and saw that Iruka was trying to console him. "Yosh! I'm sorry Iruka-sensei for making you worry. I'll past next year because it is my dream to become Hokage! I won't let you down again Iruka-sensei!" said Naruto with an ecstatic enthusiasm.
"That's right." Said Iruka as he suddenly puts his hand on Naruto's blonde hair and starts scrunching it around.
"Ne, Iruka-sensei I'm not a child anymore you should stop that." Said Naruto annoyedly. 'But he is the only person who would touch me without any malice' thought Naruto 'he doesn't have their eyes. Those cold eyes that refuse to recognize and acknowledge my existence. Some day when I become Hokage I'll show them that I exist. That'll be the day that me, Uzumaki Naruto, am an existence that should be seen and recognized.'
"Oh, sorry." Said Iruka. "its just that its a habit" putting his hands back in to his pockets. "Say Naruto. How about some Ramen later?" asked Iruka as he knew what the answer would be. 'That should take his mind off of failing the exam. What better way than to get Naruto's mind off something better than through his stomach?' thought Iruka as he chuckled to himself.
"Really Iruka-ssensei? Your really gonna treat me to Ramen?" asked the 10 year old excitedly as he started jumping up and down towards Iruka. "Are we gonna go to Ichiraku's or are you just gonna buy us some instant Ramen again because if you do I have plenty of those at my house"
"Heh, how was I supposed to know that your house was full of Instant ramen Naruto." Said Iruka dejectedly as he remembered the first time he treated Naruto to Ramen all those years ago.
=Flashback=
"Ne, Naruto. How 'bout some Ramen later?" he asked the little 6 year old as he saw how no one would not want to play with him. 'This should at least cheer him up some' thought Ituka. 'Ramen always fixes everything before it gets out of hand. Besides I can understand what it's like to be an orphan. The loneliness, it must be Hell for him and especially with Kyuubi trapped inside of him. Yondaime, what were you thinking when you choose an orphan to carry the pain? You, of all people, should of known the pain that he must be forced to go through. If it were me I would of committed suicide a long time ago. Naruto-kun you are a truly strong little boy.'
"Ne? Ramen?" asked the boy dejectedly.
"Of course. Ramen! What else could there be?" said Iruka pointedly.
"Are you sure sensei?" asked Naruto with questioning eyes.
"Of course! Why not Naruto?" asked Iruka. 'Kid must be shy' thought Iruka.
"It's because all the other kids and teachers always stare at me like I'm a bad person . . . I don't want Iruka-sensei to look bad because he was seen with me. They might end up refusing to recognize that you exist too." Said Naruto with pain filled words. 'Besides,' thought little Naruto as he starts crying 'you probably hate me too.'
"Nani." Said Iruka. 'It's worse than I thought. They started to make him think that it was his fault that things are like they are now. How cruel of the village to just do that to a defenseless and poor kid. Well, at times like these only one thing can cure him from that condition.' thought Iruka.
Slowly but steadily Iruka knelt down and started spreading his arms out and engulfed Naruto in a hug that was full of warmth and it surprised the boy too as he found that he was being hugged. It was a first for him, Iruka knew it.. Not only did he engulf Naruto with his body but he felt himself sending over feelings of understanding and love towards the boy who knew too much pain and too little happiness. "It's alright Naruto. It's not because they hate you that they ignore you. It's because they just don't understand you. But don't worry, someday you will be recognized and loved. Just remember that me, Iruka-sensei, recognizes you. So don't be so sad." Said Iruka understandingly.
"Sensei!" cried Naruto as he hugged his sensei. 'Is this for real.' thought Naruto inside his mind. 'Someone actually recognizes me and does not ignore me' "Thank you sensei," cried Naruto.
It was bit longer until Naruto had finally stopped crying and started walking with Iruka to his house.
"Ne, Iruka-sensei, where are we going?" asked Naruto.
"To my house of to get some instant Ramen!" said Iruka proudly. 'Yondaime I saved the child that you had given your life to so that he could be recognized.'
"Cheap," grunted Naruto.
"What! Did you just call me cheap Naruto!" yelled Iruka in a horrified tone. "Teachers can only make so much money Naruto! You can't expect me to take you out for Ramen in a real restaurant can you?"
"But! It's only that I have all the flavors of instant ramen at my house already and I have never tried eating Ramen at a stand." Said naruto
"Oh, so that's why. Well, it's no problem then. Today, you can have instant ramen at my house and tomorrow I'll treat you to my favorite Ramen stand, Ichiraku's!" remarked Iruka happily.
"Really? Really? Really?" asked Naruto happily as he started jumping around happily in circles around Iruka. "Finally, Ramen that is home cooked and fresh tomorrow! Woo hoo!" yelled as they made their way to Iruka's apartment and hopefully tomorrow to Ichiraku's Ramen shop.
=End Flashback=
"Ok Naruto, meet me at Ichiraku's in a bit" said Iruka. "I still have some stuff to finish up!"
"Ok, sensei, I'll meet ya there!" cheered Naruto happily.
While nearby
Hiko was in a horrible mood now. She had just realized that her sake supply was getting lower and all the money she carried with her held no value in this world and that was the worst of it, she was FORBIDDEN by law to buy her precious SAKE. She was 40 years old for goodness sakes. 'That's what happens when your in another world baka and your in a 16 year old girl's body!' she inwardly screamed to herself. Not only that but her bottom had become rather red from all the attention she had been getting. Sure she was the ONLY master of Hiten Mitsuruugi ryuu but somehow someone or somebody had gotten past her almost imprenetrable defenses. It was just unfair that all this was happening to her. It almost made her want to –a small blue hue glints in her eyes as they screamed murder- to, to, -being barely able to keep her hands away from the sheath now- 'Losing sanity, no sake make Hiko go mad FAST' was all in her mind until something bumped in to her. Well, whatever it was she didn't care . . . well that was until she heard what came next.
"Hey, watch where you're going you UGLY GIRL!" yelled Naruto instinctively. "Nobody bumps into Uzumaki Naruto and gets away with it. You better apolo-." Before Naruto could finish he felt something bad was going to happen.
'Had she heard him right? Had the little punk that bumped in to her call her UGLY! Someone dared call ME, UGLY and on top of that he told her to apologize when it was clearly his fault for being too short!' "What did you say you little BRAT! Did you just call Seijuuro Hiko the 13th Master of the way of Hiten Mitsuruugi UGLY! Did you call the best specimen of a man UGLY and on top of that a girl!" Hiko beamed dangerously as he looked at Naruto. But to his surprise the little brat said something that Hiko would never forget.
"Hah, of course I did you UGLY GIRL!" Uzumaki Naruto was surprised with himself too. He was especially surprised with his response that came. It wasn't like him to keep on instigating but this teenage girl had something strange about her that kept him going. It was just the way she said her sentence that made him want to continue on arguing. "And you're a girl you idiot! Only an idiot girl would think she's not a girl! So NOT only are you ugly but your also stupid! You're a baka, you BAKA!" Sticking out his tongue and making a pig nose to make Hiko even more angry.
But Hiko also saw the determination in his eyes as he said those words and was surprised when he said that. But what surprised her most was that the brat was kind of right. She had forgotten the fact that she was a REAL SHE and not a man anymore. Plus, those eyes of determination he saw in his eyes were familiar to him too. If he were right he could of sworn they were . . .
"Baka DIESHI!" 'They were his baka dieshi's eye's or they were really similar to Kenshin's violet eyes. The determination and glow in them were quite the same!' thought Hiko. 'Let's test him,' were Hiko's last thoughts.
"Hnnn? Baka wha-?" was all that Naruto was able to mention as he now saw the girl go in to some sort of sword stance.
"Hn, you better apologize now to the great Seijuuro Hiko while she is going to give you the chance to brat or else!" stated Hiko confidently.
"Hah, you should be the one apologizing you idiot girl!" yelled Naruto. 'Oh, no! I'm late for my ramen with Iruka-sensei! Gotta go!'
"Temme!" yelled Hiko as he created a fist with hand and held it up. "That's it Hiten Mitsuruugi Do-Ryu-huh?" was what Hiko said as he saw a puff of smoke and the boy was gone. "Do you think you can get away from the wrath of HIKO SEIJUURO! You'e going to pay for that you brat!" As Hiko suddenly disappeared herself in search of the little boy that had insulted her so much that her own baka diesha could of not compared to him.
=Meanwhile at Ichiraku's, A little later=
"Where are you Naruto?" said Iruka a bit worried. "Maybe I should of not let him come here alone. He is only 10 years old. Oh no, what if-"
"Yo Iruka-sensei!" yelled Naruto. "Sorry but this stupid girl . . . "
"Who's the stupid girl!?!?" screamed Hiko agrily suddenly appearing behind Naruto.
"Eh heh heh heh" was the only thing Naruto was able to manage out as a whole WORLD of pain was being dished out on him by the one and only Hiko Seijuuro and it was PAINFUL.
A bit later
"Oh so that was what happened," said a now calm Iruka. "Well, I'm sorry that my student has caused such an uproar towards you. Please accept my apology,"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," was all that Hiko could reply as she sat at the counter of Ichiraku. She had beaten up Naruto and gotten out a free meal of ramen out of it from Iruka. She didn't hurt Naruto TOO bad as she looked at an almost mummified Naruto next to her sipping ramen out of a straw (if that was even possible =P).
"So," Iruka said. "Where are you planning to stay tonight Hiko- chan?"
"Hiko-chan?" was all that was heard when yet again the proud master of Hiten Mitsuruugi showed Iruka-sensei how much of a Hiko-CHAN she can be.
End of Chapter 2
-What is in the next chapter? Just you wait as a whole LOT more is going to happen. This idea is so sun to worr with that I have only scratched the surface so far. Any idea is welcome! ANY! OC or Anything welcome if you send by e-mail. Thanks! Plz send a review too. Since I'm new I'm vain =P.