Title: A Little Bit of Stress Relief
Author: Queen Momoko
Series: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Schuldig, Nagi
Rating: PG (for language)
For: nerein
Request: A line about a fish and a punch.

"You ate my fish," Nagi scowled.

"Now, now. Is that anyway to talk to me?" Schuldig smiled at the boy.

"Fine. You ate my fish, bastard. Happy now?" He shot back.

Schudig's smile grew at the boy's retort. He had such fun toying with other people. And if it just so happened that that person was one of his teammates, well, that was just an added bonus. So he made sure to leave just the right amount of a pause while smiling down at the brunette.

"Yes, I am."

He let out a chuckle at the dark look that his answer had earned him. If they weren't in such a public restraunt he was sure that he would have been subject to Nagi's special talent. But for now he was safe. So why not have a little bit more fun? Afterall, if he was going to get in trouble for something, then he might as well make it for something big, shouldn't he?

So when the slightly drunk patron from the bar came over to their table to hit on Nagi, he couldn't help but to laugh. Between the glares Nagi was shooting him and his attempts at getting the man to leave him alone without doing anything to him physically, Schuldig was very entertained. But his fun was quickly ended when the maitre'd appeared and escorted the inebriated man outside.

"You better not do anything else tonight to me," Nagi cast one more glare at the red-head before heading out of the restraunt.

So Schuldig let him walk ahead of him as they headed to the car. It would be best to let him cool off a bit before being enclosed in a car together. And while he was feeling much more relaxed, he knew that Nagi was not. Seeing as how this night was supposed to be to get Nagi to not be quite so stressed, Schuldig was pretty sure Crawford would not be happy if they returned with the other boy in his current mood. So Schuldig jogged up and threw his arm around the boy's shoulder.

"How would you feel about a little stress relief?" Schuldig asked. He took Nagi's silence as a positive response.

It was then that a group of men stepped out from the alley. The knives they wielded glinted in the street light. Nagi eyed them as Schuldig stepped back into the shadows. He'd let the littlest member of their team have a bit of fun.

They're not as good as the Weiss Kittens, but they'll do, right?

Nagi tossed back a partial smirk at Schuldig's question. They would do plenty fine for what Nagi wanted to do. So Schuldig stayed in the shadows while Nagi's pent up aggression was spent. It was only when one of the gang's youths stepped up behind Nagi to attack that Schuldig left the shadows.

Now I wouldn't be wanting to do that, if I were you. Schuldig projected into the armed youth's head. When the young man spun to face Schuldig, he was greeted with a predatory grin. He never even realized it when Schuldig's fist slammed into his face.