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Chapter 9: Stalker
"What's the next item on the list." asked Zara
"A filibuster firework." said Harry. "I have one in my pocket."
The raven haired boy reached into his pocket tto find it had a hole in it. He took his hand out, smiled sheepishly and shrugged.
"Absolutly great." said Zara
"Don't be so negative Zara." Harry said
Zara glared at him.
"WHAT?"
"You have to screw EVERYTHING up." she explained throwing her hands up in the air.
"I do not. I just don't understand what pure genius is."
She sighed "Just...go. JUST LEAVE!" she said pointing at the wall.
Harry looked at her as if she was a lunatic.. which at this moment... for no reason at all...she was.
"AND DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! You know what I'm going to find the damn item myself." she said skating off leaving Harry completely stunned.
"Fine. Just go be a bitch." he said to no one but himself. Then he started to skate opposite way down the corridor.
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" A frog went a courtin' he did ride, MMMHMMM, MMMHMMM!" sang Ron as he strolled down the Hall he and Hermione had split up for a while.
"Ron?" a familliar voice from a distance.
"HARRYKINS!"
Harry cringed he hated that nickname. Especially when someone was screaming it into his ear from two feet away.
"What the hell are you singing?" asked Harry rubbing his left ear.
"Uh.. some song I leart of Hermione." explained Ron "Where's Zara?"
" Don't want to talk about it." said Harry "Whjat are you looking for."
Ron's face brightened " A strand of silver hair."
"Did Hermione send you away." said Harry laughing. Ron glared at him.
"WOULD PEOPLE STOP GLARING AT ME!"
"Nope. You're just to glare-able."
"Glare-able?"
"Glare-able," said Ron nodding starting to walk again.
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"Great just great." she said slumping against the wall." Ditching Harry would have been so much easier if HE HADN'T HAD THE DAMN LIST."
A first year that was passing ran by with a terrified look.
"Scarring first years Zarry?" asked Ron as he passed
"Go away," said Zara
"No," said Ron
"I'm serious Ron," said Zara " Leave me alone."
"And I said no."
"Why won't you leave me alone goddamnit?"
"Temper, temper, Zarry."
Zara rolled her eyes and stalked off.
Ron followed her.
"Ron, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE."
"Eesh aren't we touchy?"
"YES. GO AWAY!"
"But you see Zara I'm on a mission." explained Ron
"Yes so am I." said Zara. Which she wasn't really, but that wasn't what mattered.
"You have silver hair."
Realization dawned.
"No. No, no and NO!"
"But Zaaaaaaaara," whined Ron "I'd go away if I had one strand of hair."
"I don't care anymore. You can't have it."
"Fine. I'll stalk you."
"Fine." said Zara starting to skate again.
Ron followed her, reaching toward her head, and was just about to grab it -
"Don't DO that!" she yelped. Still glaring at Ron, she whipped out a bottle from her pocket. After a moment of hesitation she opened the bottle. A horibble smell came out of it.
"That's garrotting gas. You smell." said Ron.
"I know." said Zara.
It was okay though it would wear off in an hour. It's not as if she was trying to impres someone or anything.
No, realy, she wasn't.
"You know this isn't going to stop me Zara" explained Ron
"Yes it is." said Zara
"No it's not, I'm still stalking you."
"Yes but now you have to stalk me at a five foot radius."
She had a point there.
"Zaaaaaaara," said Ron "You can't stand the smell either. It's just ONE HAIR. ONE HAIR. ONE!"
Zara ignored him.
"Onnnnneee haiiiiiiiiir, over the rainbow..." sang Ron
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING?" screeched Zara, turning around and glaring at Ron.
"Oh look," said Harry "Ron is glare-able too."
"Glare-able?" asked Zara
"Ask Ron." said Harry
"Er... don't think I will." said Zara
Harry started to walk towards them. But then stopped.
"What's that smell?"
"Zara let off garrotting gas. She's trying to ward me off stealing one of her hairs."
Harry looked at Zara to Ron to Zara.
And then burst out laughing.
Zara glared at him.
"Fine," he siad, "I'm not wanted. I'll just leave."
"No-wait-Harry"
He turned around.
She mumbled something
"What was that?" he asked.
"I said I'm sorry."
Harry blinked
"Did I hear you right?" he asked after a moment. He turned to Ron. "Did Zara Orion Padfoot Black just APOLOGIZE to me?"
"I'm not sure," said Ron " It was a bit...surreal."
"You two are so frustrating." said Zara, walking over to Harry and grabbing him by the arm. "C'mon, let's go."
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"Zara you smell. What happened to the COCOA" said Harry
"It was smothered." said Zara
"But why did you smother the cocoa?" asked Harry.
"Because of your annoying best friend
"Ah." said Harry
"Let's go to Hogsmeade to find a filibuster." said Zara skating of to Hogwarts ground.
"This is mission impossible."
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