SR: Thanks for the reviews! I have a lot of free time so i'll be able to update often.

Sasuke: That means more trips to hell for me

SR: it won't be too bad. (evil grin)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

At the hospital, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura were staring at the little boy in Sasuke's bed. Sakura practically fainted at the adorable little Uchiha, Naruto was laughing his head off, and Kakashi, well, he had his head buried in 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Sasuke heard Naruto laughing and woke up.

"WHAT THE HELL!" shouted chibi Sasuke

"It seems that jutsu you were hit by turned back time for your body and made you three years old, but your mind was uneffected." Kakashi explained, his nose still buried in his book. "We'll take you to Hokage-sama's office and deal with the problem there"

"And i'll go get everyone and show them a mini Sasuke!" yelled Naruto as he ran out of the hospital room.

"Uh-oh. If he gets Ino, i'll never make it out of this alive" thought Sasuke.

"Ooh can i carry him there?" asked an eager Sakura.

"Sasuke, let Sakura carry you or i'll give you a spanking." Kakashi glared at Sasuke.

Sasuke scowled as he allowed himself to be picked up. They left and went to the Hokage's office. When they opened the door, they found the genins, our favorite chuunin, their senseis, Jiraiya, and Tsunade already waiting for them.

"AH! SASUKE-KUN! KAWAII!" screamed Ino, pulling Sasuke away from Sakura and into a huge hug.

"GIVE HIM BACK INO!" screamed a pissed off Sakura, grabbing Sasuke's legs and pulling, while Ino pulled his arms. Soon they were in a game of tug-of-war over Sasuke.

"Put Sasuke down before you kill him!" commanded Tsunade. "Naruto told everyone about the situation, but no one was able to think of what to do. Kakashi, any ideas?"

"I copied the jutsu used on Sasuke and I can test it out and find a way to foward time. But it would take a while." Kakashi answered.

"Good. We'll leave that to you." Tsunade nooded.

"AS EXPECTED OF MY ETERNAL RIVAL TO COME UP WITH AN ANSWER BEFORE ME!" shouted a posing Gai.

"Hmm? Say something?"

"HA! WHAT A HIP ANSWER! YOU ASTOUND ME WITH YOUR REVOLUTIONARY ANSWERS!

"Anyways, Sasuke needs a babysitter" Tsunade started. "Jiraiya had a good idea."

"All the girls will put their name into this hat, and the boys in this other one. Tsunade will take out a boy and a girl and they will take care of Sasuke together for a day. Then they will switch with the next pair." Jiraiya explained. "And since Kakashi copied the jutsu, anyone who doesn't cooperate will be turned into a three year old as well."

Everyone was looking around nervously, but agreed. They wrote their names on a strip of paper and put them in the correct hat.

This could be fun" thought Naruto.

"Hope I get him first" thought Sakura and Ino.

"How troublesome" thought Shikamaru.

"I'm hungry" thought Chouji

"I wonder if taking care of kids is the same as taking care of Akamaru" wondered Kiba.

"I wonder if taking care of kids is the same as taking care of my bugs" wondered Shino.

"Maybe I'll be paired up with Naruto-kun" Hinata thought hopefully..

"If I don't take good care of Sasuke, i'll make Kakashi turn me into a three year old too!" thought Lee.

"I don't have time for this" Thought Neji

"He can help retrive my kunais and shuriken" thought Tenten.

"Maybe i can still sneak away" thought Sasuke.

"What happens if the last pair is done and Kakashi-sensei still hasn't figured out a way to fix it?" asked Naruto.

"Then we'll lengthen it to two days for each pair and when the last pair is done, the first pair will get Sasuke again." Tsunade answered. "Ok i'm about to pull out the names. Everyone ready?"

"Wait!" Sasuke interrupted. "I want to pul out the names"

"Ok"

Sasuke reached his little arms into the hats and pulled out the 2 names. His eyes widened in shock and fear.

"No...way"

SR: Sorry if this chapter was short. I promise the next chapters will be longer.

Sasuke: Why him first!

Sr: Cuz i got ideas for him and none for the others.

Sasuke: So you send me into hell. Great.

SR: Get over it. So read and review! Oh yeah, I need someone to pair up with Kiba, Shino, and Chouji. So if you want me to put you in my fic, tell me about the character you want to be and who you want to be paired up with. Ja ne!