"Wow, look at them !" said a passer-by. "That's nothing, check out that little one, her tail is cute" said another. This kept going on as Kagome, Sesshomaru, Inu-yasha, and Serenity walked down the streets. Inu-yasha and Serenity where blushing from both flattery and embarrassment. Sesshomaru walked with his head down for maybe the first time in his life. "Aww, cheer up you guys !" said Kagome. "How can we ?! You're the one who forgot to give us hats before we left !" said Inu-yasha. "Now people are starring at us because of our ears !" cried serenity. Sesshomaru just stayed silent. "Don't worry, no one will make fun of you" said Kagome. Just then, a boy crossed serenity's path and laughed at her as he continued to walk down the street. "Why you..." said serenity as she was about to beat the living pulp out of the boy. Inu-yasha held serenity by the back of her shirt to keep her from killing or at least badly injuring the kid. "Let's just hurry and get to the mall" thought a Kagome as she ran ahead.
When they entered the large shopping mall, Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, and Serenity almost lost it. "Whats that ?!" shouted Inu-yasha as he pointed to place that seemed to sell old war weapons. "Look, look !! Over there !" shouted serenity as she looked at a store that sold very cute stuffed animals. "That's nothing ! Look over there !!" shrieked Sesshomaru who was looking in store that sold things like shampoo. "Calm down ! You'll all get to..." Kagome stopped mid-sentence. Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, and Serenity where already gone.
Serenity ran into the store she desired and saw something that made her heart skip a beat. A big stuffed animal that was yellow, had red cheeks, yellow ears with black tips on the ends, and a tail that looked like a lighting bolt. "Hey, girl with the tail ! Either your buying something or leave" said the store owner. Serenity ignored the store owner and continued to stare at the stuffed animal. "Ahh, you like that one ?" asked the store owner. Serenity nodded. "What is it exactly ?" asked serenity. "You don't know about Pokemon ?" asked the store owner. "po-ke-mon ?" said serenity in a confused way. "Yeah, it's a world wide phenomenon right now" said the store owner. Serenity at the time didn't care about a phenomenon, she cared about getting that doll. "The one you're looking at is called Pikachu, the most popular one" said the owner. "I'll take it" said serenity. "That'll be 25 dollars" said the store owner. "Huh ? Whats that ?" asked serenity. "Its money, go on and find your mommy and she'll get it for you" the store owner said. "I don't have a mommy, but I'll ask my friend" said serenity as she left the store.
"You call this a sword ?! A mosquito with wooden teeth is shaper than this !! " Exclaimed Inu-yasha as he pointed to one of the many swords on display. "It's an old one, it dates all the way from the feudal era" said the store owner. Inu-yasha studied some more of the swords. "Hey, if I may ask, where did you get those play dog ears ?" asked the store owner. Annoyed by the question, Inu-yasha sighed, letting his ears droop. "They moved !!! Are those your real ears ?!!" shouted the store owner. "Yeah, and I got the claws to match !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Scared out of his wits, the store owner ran to the back room of his store. "Whats his problem ?" thought Inu-yasha.
Serenity walked into the store and saw Inu-yasha. "Inu-yasha !! I saw the cutest thing in my life !! Can you get it for me ?! Please, please, please ?!!!" squealed serenity. Inu-yasha's eyes narrowed in annoyance. "Get Kagome to get it for you" said Inu-yasha. "You owe me though !!" shouted serenity. "For what ?! What did you ever do for me ?!" yelled Inu-yasha. "Remember that time I saved your life !" said serenity. Inu-yasha mentally jabbed himself, how could he forget that. "When I saved you from the Illusory Death thingy that guy Kimori almost got you with !" said serenity. Inu-yasha shrugged and simply said "I have no idea what your talking about" serenity growled and but stopped when she heard someone familiar. Inu-yasha heard it too. "That's Sesshomaru !" said serenity and Inu-yasha at the same time.
"For the last time, im not a woman !!!" shouted Sesshomaru. "Are you sure ?" asked a store owner. "For the thousandth time, im not a woman !!" shouted Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru was inside of a place that sold shampoo and other stuff. "I like how it smells in here" said serenity. "Hey kid, you look like you know this person, is he really a man ?" asked the store owner. "Yeah, he's my brother. If he were a girl, I would've known" said serenity. "Thank you" said Sesshomaru. "Although...he does look like a girl when you really look" said serenity. "That is true" said Inu-yasha. "What was that ?!!" said Sesshomaru as he glared at serenity and Inu-yasha. "Nothing !" said serenity. "There you are" said Kagome as she picked serenity up by her tail.
"I've been looking all over the place for you guys !" said Kagome. "Kagome, I saw this cute doll in a store, can you get it for me ?!" asked serenity. "We came here to get clothes, not toys !!" shouted Kagome. "What for ? I don't think the storm will last that long" said Sesshomaru. Inu-yasha and serenity nodded. Kagome sweat-dropped. "Then what did we come here for ?" asked Kagome. "It was boring at your house !" said serenity. "I could've read you a book then" said Kagome. "Whats a book ?" asked serenity. "You mean Inu-yasha or Sesshomaru never read a book to you ?" asked Kagome. "What the heck is a...book ?" asked Inu-yasha. "It's a small river found in forests" said Sesshomaru. "A book, not a brook !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "I'll show you what a book looks like" said Kagome.
(In a book store)
"See ? This is a book" said Kagome as she gave serenity a large book. Serenity read the Japanese words on the front of the book. "The Boy Who Cried Wolf and other fairy tales" said serenity. "At least you can read, I'll buy it for you if you want" said Kagome. "Yeah, yeah, whatever" said serenity as she was already reading the book. "I'll take that as a yes" thought Kagome. "Hello !! I like this one !!" said Inu-yasha as he read a book titled "So, You're Trying to Get Rid of a Wolf". Kagome sweat-dropped. "Sesshomaru, aren't you gonna get a book ?" asked serenity. "No thanks, not interested " said Sesshomaru. "Your no fun" said serenity. Sesshomaru ignored her. "I can't wait to read this to Shippo when we go back" said serenity.
(Back home)
Kagome sat down on the couch, she was tired from walking to the mall with the others. "Kagome, will you play with me ?" asked serenity. "Im tired, go annoy, I mean play with Inu-yasha" said Kagome. "Are you that tired ?" asked serenity. "Yes" said Kagome. "Then go upstairs a rest" said serenity. Kagome smiled at serenity and went upstairs to go rest. "Hey whats this ?" asked Inu-yasha as he held up a frying pan from the kitchen. "Let me see" said Sesshomaru as he took it from Inu-yasha. Serenity went into the kitchen and looked at all of the things around her. "Look at all these things" said serenity as she opened a cabinet and took stuff out. "Hey, it's another one of those book things" said Sesshomaru as he saw a large book on a counter.
Serenity read it, it said "Cook Book" on it. "Cook ?" asked serenity. "Yeah, I think it's what Kagome does when she brings that ramen stuff to our time" said Inu-yasha. "Let's cook something for Kagome !" said serenity with a smile. "Alright" said Sesshomaru. Serenity took the large book and opened it. "Hmm ? Fried eggs, grilled fish, salad...what the heck is this stuff ?" asked serenity. "I know what eggs are, but not salad" said Inu-yasha. "No matter, lets just put everything together" said serenity. "We'll need something that looks like this" said Sesshomaru as he pointed to a bowl that was on the cookbook page. Serenity rummaged through the cabinets and found a large mixing bowl. "Heres one" said serenity.
"Whats in here ?" asked Inu-yasha as he opened the refrigerator. "Whoa !! Look at this !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Serenity and Sesshomaru looked inside the fridge and gasped, they had never seen anything like this before. "Look, there are eggs in here" said serenity as she took out a few. "Whats this ?" said Inu-yasha as he took out a block of cheese. "And this ?" asked Sesshomaru as he took out of lemon juice. "Come on, lets make something !" said serenity as she began cracking eggs into the mixing bowl, shells and all. Inu-yasha clawed at the cheese over the bowl, shredding it into the bowl. Sesshomaru poured the whole thing of lemon juice into the bowl. Serenity got a spoon and rapidly stirred everything together, splattering it on the floor.
"Now, what else can we add ?" asked Inu-yasha. Just after that question, Sesshomaru dropped a bag of somekind of powder in the bowl. "Whats that stuff ?" asked serenity. "I don't know, but it said the word "yeast" on it" said Sesshomaru. Inu-yasha and serenity shrugged and looked around for something else to put into the bowl. "How about these ?" asked serenity as she held up a jar that was labeled "pickles". "Yeah, put them in with this !" said Inu-yasha, who was holding a jar of mayonnaise. Inu-yasha and Serenity put in the new ingredients, while Sesshomaru poured in other stuff he found in the spice cabinet.
(20 minutes later)
"Alright !! This looks good enough !" exclaimed serenity. Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru nodded. In the mixing bowl was something indescribable. It was a mix of graded cheese, eggs, lemon juice, yeast, pickles, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, peanut butter, sugar, cereal bits, and bananas. It was a purple color and smelled like mostly pickles. "Wow, I think we did well !" said Inu-yasha. "Time to taste it !!" shouted serenity as she held up 3 spoons. "On three, we all taste it" said Sesshomaru. "One" said serenity. "Two" said Inu-yasha, with the look of anticipation in his eyes. "Three !!" shouted all of them at once. Serenity, Inu-yasha, and Sesshomaru each took a spoonful of the purple ooze and popped it into their mouths.
Sesshomaru's forehead turned blue and he fell over with his eyes swirling. Inu-yasha did the same, and fell on top of Sesshomaru in the same condition. But serenity smiled and wagged her tail. "Wow !! Now this is cooking !! This is was food other then stewed rabbit, rice, or dried vegetables taste like !!!" shouted serenity. Serenity took another spoonful and ate it. "It's like biting into happiness itself !!" cried serenity as she ate yet another spoonful. Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru woke up, but serenity shoved another spoonful of the ooze into their mouths. "It's good !!! Is that way you guys fell over the first time ?" asked serenity. Inu-yasha passed out again, but Sesshomaru sat up. "t-that s-st-stuff is t-te-terrible" Sesshomaru managed to say before he passed out again. Serenity sweat-dropped. "Oh well, I'll get Kagome will like it !!" said serenity as she took some of the ooze into a smaller bowl and ran upstairs to Kagome's room.
(In Kagome's room)
"Kagome-chan !! Wake up !!" shouted serenity. "Im Kagome-sama to you" said Kagome as she woke up. "nuh-uh, im a demon, which means im older then you by a long-shot, so I can call you Kagome-chan if I want to !" said serenity. "Why did you wake me up you little brat ?!!" shouted Kagome. "Me, Inu-yasha, and Sesshomaru cooked you something" said serenity. "Really ?" asked Kagome. "Yep, it was all my idea, here, try some" said serenity as she shoved a spoonful of the purple slime into Kagome's mouth. Kagome's eyes widened and she fell back on her bed. "Wow, she must like it so much that's shes sleeping it off" said serenity.
(The next day)
The sun shone through the window, waking Inu-yasha up. "The sun is out, that means it's not raining, which means...we can go home !!!" shouted Inu-yasha. "We can ?" asked Sesshomaru as he woke up. "Yeah" said Inu-yasha. Sesshomaru went over to serenity, who was sleeping on the floor, with an empty bowl next to her. "Yuck !! She actually ate all of that stuff ?!!" shouted Inu-yasha. "It seems so" said Sesshomaru. "Serenity, wake up" said Sesshomaru as he shook serenity awake. "Hmm ? What ?" asked serenity as she woke up. "We're leaving, we have to get our normal clothes back" said Sesshomaru. "I know where they are" said serenity.
(Much later)
Kagome woke up from her pass-out/sleep, to find a note on her pillow. "Whats this ?" asked Kagome as she read it.
The letter said:
Me and others will be waiting for you in the feudal era
-Inu-yasha
Sure enough, Kagome saw the clothes Sesshomaru, Inu-yasha and serenity were wearing during their stay on her bed. "Well, I better get going and go back too" thought Kagome.
(In the feudal era)
"It feels great being back" said serenity. "What kept you guys from coming back so late ?" asked Sango. "It was raining" said Inu-yasha. "So you guys didn't come back...because it was raining ?!!!" shouted Shippo. "It only sounds bad if you say it in that tone !!!" shouted serenity. "You just wanted to stay with Kagome, didn't you Inu-yasha ?" asked Miroku. "n-no !" said Inu-yasha. "Inu-yasha loved every moment we were there !" said serenity. "Did not !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Serenity giggled to herself. Inu-yasha got up then left toward the dry well. "Looks like Kagome is back" said Miroku. "Then its time for me to go !" said serenity as she walked off. "Your leaving us "asked Shippo. "Yeah, I really don't like being around Kagome" said serenity. Serenity took out her magic leaf and after a gust of wind blew, serenity was long gone on her leaf. "I wonder where shes going" said Shippo. "Where else ? Shes going to see Koga" said Sango.
To be continued...