Okay, this little 'invention' came outta nowhere. Based on the sequence in Attack of the Clones where Jango and Boba are chasing Obi-Wan Kenobi through the asteroid belt. Enjoy!
P.S. I know some of this don't make any sense AT ALL, but when I made it up, I was on the floor in hysterics... So I guess what I'm trying to say is--PLEASE NO FLAMES!
To the tune of Jingle Bells
Chorus:
Jango bells, Jango
bells, Jango all the way,
Oh what fun it is to fly in a no-horse, sealed Slave,
Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way,
Oh what fun it is to fly in a no-horse, sealed Slave,
Verse:
Flying through dark
space, in a no-horse sealed Slave,
Over ast'roids we go, Boba laughing all the way,
Lasers on the Slave singing,
Making (some) spirits bright,
Oh what fun it is to laugh and shoot at a Jedi flying for his life!
Ooh!
Chorus:
Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way,
Oh what fun it is to fly in a no-horse, sealed Slave,
Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way,
Oh what fun it is to fly in a no-horse, sealed Slave.