SR: Thanks for the reviews! I've decided to pair Kiba with Kumii-cHan, Shino with RedLotusNin, and Chouji with IceHunterNin.

Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Naruto.

"thoughts" "words" "Inner Skura"

Sasuke reached his little arms into the hats and pulled out the 2 names. His eyes widened in shock and fear.

"No...way"

On the slips of paper were the names Haruno Sakura and Rock Lee.

"Yay! I get to take care of Sasuke-kun first!" Sakura cheered while Ino cried in the background. "Take that Ino!"

"I get to take care of the legendary Uchiha with the most beautiful maiden in Konoha!" Cheered Lee

"I'm going to go insane" thought Sasuke

"LEE! YOU MUST NOT FAIL IN THE TASK OF TAKING CARE OF YOUR FELLOW NINJA! I WILL DOUBLE YOUR TRAINING IF HE IS UNHAPPY AT THE END OF THE TWO DAYS!" Gai yelled, posing.

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

Everyone sweatdropped as they watched the student and teacher embrace eathother in a bone-crushing hug.

Sasuke sighed as he pulled out the next two names.

"Naruto and Hinata" he announced.

"Ok! Let's take good care of him Hinata!" Naruto punched his fist into the air.

"N-Naruto-Kun..." Hinata blushed. "Am i in heavan?"

Sasuke pulled out two more names.

"Neji and Tenten"

"This is going to be a long two days" Neji sighed.

"Come on Neji, this could be fun!" Tenten reassured him.

"Well at least i'm not stuck with one of his annoying fan girls." Neji smirked.

Sasuke pulled out two more names.

"Shikamaru and Ino"

"How troublesome..." Shikamaru complained.

"Come on Shikamaru! Think of what your mom will say when she hears you're taking care of a kid with a girl?" Ino teased him.

"You wouldn't" Shikamaru's eyes widened.

"I would" Ino said threateningly.

"Fine. How hard can it be?" Shikamaru sighed and leaned against the wall.

Sasuke reached his hands in and...

"We ran out of girls."

"Does that mean I don't get a chance to tort- I mean, take care of Sasuke?" Kiba asked

"Don't worry. I called in a favor from an old friend of mine. She has a team of 3 girls and she should be here soon." Tsunade said.

Someone knocks on the door. Four kunoichis walked in. Their forehead protectors had the Mist insignia on them.

"Long time no see...Miharu" Shino said casually.

"SHINO-KUN!" one of the kunoichis ran up to Shino and hugged him. "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!"

Everyone sweatdropped and there was silence until Kiba exploded.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHO IS THAT? HOW DID SHE GET SHINO TO TALK? WHY IS SHE HUGGING HIM? WHATS GOING ON?" Kiba shouted.

Miharu let go of Shino so he could explain. "This is Hamano Miharu. The Aburame clan and the Hamano clan are rivals so we stay in touch a lot. I fought Miharu in one of the tournaments last year."

"Yeah and you lost!" Miharu teased him.

"You don't have to tell them about that!" Shino said, annoyed. "Over there is her sister Chiaki."

Shino pointed at the kunoichi leaning next to the wall. She had brown long hair that was tied in a pony tail and brown eyes. She was wearing black pants and a blue shirt, and had a chuunin vest on. Miharu had short black hair that was spikey at the back, and bangs that went down to her chin. She was wearing white pants with red lotuses on the side, and a red shirt, and also had a chuunin vest. The last girl had blackish-blue hair that was tied up like Anko's but neater. She was wearing long black pants, a white shirt, and a jacket like Shikamaru's on, but it was orange.

"Hey Miharu, your sister's kinda creepy." Kiba wispered to her.

Chiaki glared at him. Kiba backed away and hugged Akamaru tightly.

"In short, your assignment is to take care of the little boy there" Tsunade pointed at Sasuke."You will put your name in this hat and then will be paired up with one of the boys. The two of you will take care of him together and if you don't you will be turned into athree year old by him." she pointed at Kakashi, whose nose was buried in his book.

"Babysitting?" Miharu looked at her sensei. "But Yume-sensei, you said this was an A-ranked mission!"

"It is. We have to make sure Sasuke is protected so Orochimaru doesn't get him." their sensei explained.

"Sasuke?" Miharu had a confused look on her face. "You mean Uchiha Sasuke? The Uchiha Prodigy Sasuke? But he's too young to be Sasuke."

"I was hit by a jutsu that turned my into this." Sasuke said grumpily.

"Oh" Miharu said, and put her name in the hat along with her teammates.

"Hey I have a question." Naruto looked at Miharu and Chiaki. "You guys look our age. How are you already Chuunin?"

"I'm a chuunin aren't I?" Shikamaru said lazily.

Tsunade smiled. "Have you ever heard of the Hidden Mist's Legendary Red Lotus and Ice Hunter? They were ninjas who passed the ninja academy faster than any mist ninja before them, and with the best grades. And they both passed the Chuunin exam on their first try. I can't say the same for Konoha's two prodigies."

Sasuke and Neji looked down.

Tsunade continued. "Those two prodigies are Hamano Miharu and Chiaki."

Everyone stared.

"Can we just draw the names?" Chiaki looked annoyed.

Sasuke drew out two names.

"Kiba and Kumi"

"Who's Kumi?" Kiba asked.

"Oh that's me!" the last girl shouted and ran over to Kiba. "Aww. You have a puppy! Cuuute." She grabbed Akamaru and hugged him. Akamaru barked at the sudden attention.

"What do you mean she loves you more than i do?" Kiba looked at Akamaru.

Akamaru barked some more.

"What did you say? I don't yell too much!"

bark bark

"That's it. No treats tonight"

bark bark (SHE would give me treats)

"So i'm a bad owner now?"

bark

"Come on now. Don't fight." Kumi gives Akamaru back to Kiba. "I just love dogs!"

"Sasuke just pull out the next two people." Kiba said

"Huh? What?" Sasuke was having a glaring contest with Chiaki.

"I said pull out the next two names."

"Oh ok" He pulls out Shino and Miharu.

"Yay! I get to be with Shino-kun!" Miharu was jumping around happily.

"Let's hope Shino can take care of kids then." Chiaki muttered.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Miharu asked.

"It means you can't take care of kids." Chiaki glared at her.

"Oh..erm...ok" Miharu hid behind Shino.

"And that leaves Chouji and Chiaki." Tsunade said with a sigh. "Now let me show you that new gambling place I ordered" Tsunade pulled the girl's sensei out of the office. Sasuke sighed and walked out. Everyone followed. In front of the Hokage's office building thing, Lee kept going on about how he was going to be the best babysitter Sasuke ever had. That annoyed him, but not as much as what happened next.

"LEE! SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THIS TASK, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU THAT YOU MUST GIVE TO SASUKE!" Gai pulled something from inside his vest. "BEHOLD, A NEW GREEN TRAINING SUIT! SIZE EXTRA SMALL FOR SASUKE!

"Oh Gai-sensei!" Lee was in tears.

Naruto and Kiba were on the ground laughing. Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, and Ino giggled a little bit. Shikamaru was busy cloud gazing and Chouji was busy eating. The three girls from the Mist were just staring at Gai like he was a freak. Sasuke had enough. Getting stuck with Lee and Sakura he could handle, but him wearing green spandex was the last straw. Lee was walking toawrd Sasuke with the spandex in his hands.

"Take one step closer and i'll kill you." Sasuke threatened. "CHIDORI!"

"Awww" everyone looked at the confused Sasuke. He had a little ball of sparks in his hand and runing towards Lee. Well running for him. Walking for everyone else. Sasuke stopped running when he noticed Lee was already behind him.

"I wouldn't try that again Sasuke" Kakashi warned. "You might give Lee a scratch or two."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Hey Sasuke, try a Goukakyu next!"

"No! Activate your Sharingan!"

"I can teach you Kage Bunshin so there will be more of you!"

Sasuke glared at everyone and started crying. (SR: Awww)

"It's getting late everyone." Kakashi started. "Go home and we'll start tomorrow. I'll take care of him tonight."

So everyone went home, thinking of what madness can happen the next day.

SR: Sasuke doing Chidori, Sasuke crying, it's all too cute!

Sasuke: Why didn't Chidori work?

SR: Duh. Cuz ur a kid. You don't have the same chakra control as when you were older. You gotta start training.

Sasuke: So i'll train next chapter. I'll be with Lee. He won't mind.

SR: Well thats my decision isn't it? Please review!