"I gotta get away from those two," cried hermione, as she was running away from the burrow. "Accio broom!" yelled Hermione. "Wait!" yelled Harry. "I LOVE YOU!" yelled Ron. But it was to late Hermione was flying away. "Great now how are we going to catch her?" asked Ron. "Wait were wizards," said harry. "Man your slow," said Ron, patting Harry on the back. "No we can fly after her!" "Oh yeah!" "Accio Broom!" they both yelled. Then they flew after Hermione.

"Where are you, Hermione?" Yelled Harry. "Ahh!" yelled Hermione, Harry and Ron then saw Hermione falling off her broom. "HERMIONE!" yelled Ron. Hermione was falling and falling...

"sigh, I'm bored nothing cool ever happens to me." complained Malfoy. "ahhh..." yelled Hermione as she was still falling. "What the fu..." said Malfoy as he cought Hermione, "Oh great it's raining mudbloods." "Oh my, Malfoy you saved my life! Would you like a kiss?" "Um..sure..." said Malfoy, as he pucker his lips. "AHHH! I would rather be dead on the ground than kissing you in your arms!" Then she flew away.

Then Harry and Ron flew up to Malfoy, "She ask for a kiss?" asked Ron. "Yeah you guys?" asked Malfoy. "Same," said Harry. "That bitch," said Malfoy. "Well gotta fly!" yelled Ron. Then Harry and Ron took off after Hermione once again.

"Gosh these guys are crazy!" said Hermione, as she was flying in the air. "then Harry and Ron flew up behind her and grabbed her off her broom, and now she was dangling in the air. "Hey freaks put me down!" "Not untill I get some action!" yelled Harry. "No! She owes me a kiss first!" screamend Ron, sounding like a whinny girl. "Ron, has anyone every told you that you scream like a girl?" asked Harry. "Huh? I do? Oh no that's not good." "Wow maybe you sould check into that," replied Harry. "Maybe your right.." "Yeah I'm always right..." said Harry but Hermione interupted them, "GUYS SHIT-UP AND PUT ME DOWN!" "You knwo what? I don't want a kiss from her anymore!" said Harry, giving hermione disgusting glances. "Yeah I don't either." So they both dropped her.

"AHHHHH..." yelled Hermione, but she just so happened to land in the Hogwarts train, "Oh cool! Harry, Ron, and Malfoy missed the train!"