SR: Chapter 3 got more reviews than I thought! You guys are great! I won't update for a while after this cuz I'll be at The beach for a vacation. Lots of people are gonna be there, and I might meet a few girls. You never know. Ok time to answer some reviews.

ahnigurL: I know he's cute. I wish this would happen in the anime.

lunarangel: Orochimaru might make an appearence later, but i'm not sure. I'm wondering if I should add the sand sibs.

ShadowV2.0: Everyone thinks it's cute. I mean, who doesn't?

Ou Yang Jing: Thanks! I liked the arguement too!

shadow-wind auror: Don't let Sasuke scare you like that. How scary can a three year old's glare be anyway? I think it'd be kinda cute.

Kumii-cHan: No problem. You were the only one who wanted the part anyway.

nejithecagedbird: Cute? Yeah. Weak? Not so much. He can still use Chidori, just not good enough yet.

liar-69: Yeah this is SasuSaku.

Xoni Newcomer: Ok i'll slow down. Sasuke in the outfit is hilarious, no?

drakedragon1: I'm glad you think so. This story is going to be long, I can assure you that.

Jays Arravan: read above reply.

Gothbrat: Well your waiting is over now!

harukakatana: Thanks!

Juya: The mist nins are actually based off real people. I'm planning to use them a lot in this fic.

Dragon Man 180: Wow you must hate him a lot. Sasuke wearing green spandex? Yeah it's scary, but I think a kid using a mini Chidori is just cute.

Now that I'm done answering reviews, let the madness begin!

disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, this would happen in the anime. (Do I need to have a disclaimer for every chapter?)

The next day, Kakashi took Sasuke in front of the Hokage office building and saw Sakura and Lee already waiting. Along with Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru (he had nothing better to do), Chouji (Cuz Shikamaru was there), Ino, Shino, and the Mist nins.

"YOU'RE LATE!" everyone yelled at him.

"Sorry. Sasuke was-"

"Don't blame this on me"

"Ok I have places to be and though I would love to stay, I can't. Bye" and with that, Kakashi disappeared.

"Hey Sasuke, since you were staying with Kakashi, did you see his face?" Naruto asked him.

"No, he even wears it when he sleeps. When he eats, he makes me leave the room. It's scary."

"Sasuke! You're not wearing your green training clothes!" Lee said sadly.

"I'd rather go to hell than wear that ugly piece of crap."

"We can arrange that." Naruto looked at Sasuke with an evil grin on his face. "Lee and Sakura made an agreement. Today you must do whatever Lee says, and tomorrow, you must do whatever Sakura says. And since Lee wants you to put on the green spandex, you'd better put them on or Ino will take over your body and put them on for you."

Sasuke mutted a huge amount of curse words while he took the spandex from Lee and went to go change. When he came out, everyone tried their hardest to supress their laughter. Lee was crying tears of joy. As he wiped them away, he also took something out of his pocket. It was a wig that looked exactly like Lee and Gai's haircut!

"I want you to put this on too!" Lee grinned.

"You have got to be kidding me."Sasuke stared at the wig.

"I also have a pair of fake eyebrows for you, since yours aren't thick enough."

Everyone was on the ground laughing at this point, except for Shino cuz he was cool for that.

"I'm going to kill you once i'm older." Sasuke growled, putting on the wig and fake eyebrows. He didn't dare look in a mirror. "I'm so glad no one else sees this"

But unknown to him, and everyone else, a certain silver haired joinin was sitting in a tree with a video camera in his hands. He knew this would be great blackmail later. Down below, everyone was still laughing furiously. Sasuke was muttering something about adding more names to his kill list, and Lee was still crying tears of joy.

"GAI-SENSEI! I DID IT! I GOT SASUKE INTO THE TRAINING SUIT AND EVEN GOT HIM A WIG AND FUZZY EYEBROWS!" Lee cried, jumping around with his fists in the air.

"Oh man! I can't wait for my turn!" Naruto was still laughing on the ground.

"Coming here was worth it after all!" Miharu grabbed her sides laughing.

"Oh Lee." Sasuke said in a singsong voice. "Do you remember what your sensei said yesterday?" Lee gasped.

/ flashback /

"LEE! YOU MUST NOT FAIL IN THE TASK OF TAKING CARE OF YOUR FELLOW NINJA! I WILL DOUBLE YOUR TRAINING IF HE IS UNHAPPY AT THE END OF THE TWO DAYS!" Gai yelled, posing.

/ end flashback /

"I made a vow to make Sasuke happy at the end of the two days! But now Sasuke looks like he's going to kill me! I'm sorry Gai-sensei!" Lee starting crying tears of sadness. Sasuke smirked. Everyone was done laughing at this point. Mainly due to the fact that they were exhausted.

"So what do you plan to do to make me happy?" Sasuke asked him.

"First we're off for breakfast!" Lee had stopped crying. "We're going to the Konoha Pancake House located right down the street!"

"Then it'd better be on you." Sasuke said as he started walking to the Pancake House.

"Yay! Pancakes!" Chouji started running after Sasuke.

"If it's on fuzzy eyebrows, count me in!" Naruto ran after Chouji.

"How troublesome" Shikamaru followed slowly behind.

"You'd better hurry Sakura! Or i'll get a seat next to Sasuke-kun before you!" Ino ran off.

"No way Ino-pig!" Sakura ran after her.

Lee walked sadly as he counted the money in his wallet. "I'm going to be broke after this."

The Mist nins just followed behind. Miharu hugging Shino's arm, Kumi playing with Akamaru, and Chiaki following behind. When they reached the Pancake house, Kiba noticed pets weren't allowed. He grinned and looked at Akamaru. He preformed some hands seals and Akamaru turned into Kiba. They walked in and asked found some empty seats. They were those kinds that come out from the walls and seat four people. The seatings were as follows. Shikamaru and Chouji sat at one table, with Ino across from them. Sakura and Lee sat at another table, with Naruto across from them and Sasuke in the high chair. Kiba sat with Kumi, With Akamaru across from them. And at the last table sat Shino and Miharu, with Chiaki across from them. All the tables were deep in conversation. At Naruto's table, Lee was talking about how great of a babysitter he can be, while Sakura pretended to listen and Naruto tried to start his own conversation. No one noticed Sasuke was sneaking away.

"Hey Sakura, what are you going to do tomorrow when Sasuke's under your control?" Naruto asked her.

"Huh? You didn't call me Sakura-chan." She looked confused.

"Well I finally realized that we're never going to be more than just friends, so i stopped obsessing over you. And it's a good thing too, cuz I think Hinata likes me." Naruto said that last part like it was some huge secret.

"Oh really? That's good." Sakura smiled. "It took ya long enough baka!"

"So that means I have no more rivals fighting for Sakura's heart! I win!" Lee was cheering happily, but got a bonk on his head.

"That doesn't mean I like you Lee. Sorry." Sakura added quickly.

"The power of youth will keep me strong!" He tried to keep back tears.

"So Sakura, what should I do? Should I get her a gift or something?" Naruto asked Sakura.

"If you want to. It would be nice, but just telling her how you feel is fine too." Sakura looked around. "Where is the waiter?"

"I don't know, and i'm getting hungry." Naruto complained.

Over at Ino's table, they were getting restless too.

"I want my pancakes!" Chouji was yelling.

"Shut up Chouji! We heard you the first hundred times!" Ino was mad that she didn't get to sit with Sasuke.

"He's got a point." Shikamaru was staring out the window. "The waiter should've come by now."

"So Shikamaru, tell you parents about this yet?" Ino started teasing him.

"Eh? About what?" Shikamaru looked at Ino, confused.

"Taking care of Sasuke-kun with me" Her face had a big grin.

"No. Too troublesome. My dad would've given me this lecture about parenting or something." Shikamaru sighed.

Ino was about to say something but was interrupted by a scream coming from Sakura's table. But before that, let's go over to Kiba's table.

"Hey Kumi-chan, what are you going to order?" Kiba asked her, looking at the menu.

"I would've ordered blueberry pancakes if the waiter will just come!" She said angrily.

Bark!

"Akamaru! Don't bark like that! You'll get caught!" Kiba hissed at him.

Akamaru whimpered and sat a little lower in his seat.

"So do you have a dog Kumi-chan?" Kiba looked at her.

"I used to, until there was an attack on the village and I lost him in a fire." She replied sadly.

"Oh i'm sorry." Kiba looked down. "I don't know what i'd do if I lost Akamaru."

Their silence was shattered by a loud scream. But at Shino's table, Shino and Miharu were catching up, while Chiaki was annoyed cuz, guess what? The waiter didn't come! Cookie for reader(s)!

"So the chuunin exam took place here this year right?" Miharu asked him.

"Yeah"

"I see you didn't pass. Looks like I win again!" She grinned happily.

"That's only because my bastard opponent gave up and if I had a chance to fight I would've become a Chunnin. Then the Sand and Sound attacked."

"Yeah I heard about that."

"Half of the forest around Konoha was drstroyed. No one knows what happened out there. All I know was Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and a dog were there."

"Then why don't you ask them what happened?"

"Cuz usually i'm the silent one. You saw what happened when I talked to you in the Hokage's office."

"Yeah. I know! I'll ask them for you!"

Miharu would've went over to Naruto and Sakura, but stopped when she heard a blood curdling scream. Everyone looked at Naruto's table and saw an empty high chair.

"SASUKE'S GONE!"