SR: Thanks for all the reviews! I had to cut the last chapter short cuz I was going to the beach! But this chapter won't be cut at all.

RedLotusNin and IceHunterNin: Thanks. I didn't know how to make Shino like someone so I just had him know RLN already. The NaruHina will come later.

shadow-wind auror: Sasuke will be tortured a lot. I'll make sure of it. That's what he gets for betraying Konoha.

Kumii-cHan: Sasuke's in a place he doesn't want to be. Would YOU want to wear green spandex, wear a wig that looks like Lee and Gai's hair, and have fuzzy eyebrows?

Patch5129: Just wait til you find out what Kakashi does with the video.

Sevetenks the Ultimate F: Okay? That's it? No comments, questions? Just an Okay?

hopeless-girl: I know. Mini Chidori is pretty cute isn't it?

blitzace312: Who wouldn't wanna kill Lee for doing that?

Jays Arravan: Thanks I'll try to remember that.

nejithecagedbird: Read on and find out.

lunarangel: Yeah. No one should suffer like that. Except Sasuke! If Kiba lost Akamaru, he'd probably become like Sasuke and be an avanger and kill whoever killed Akamaru. Read on and you'll find out why it took them so long to realise Sasuke was gone.

naru+hina#1: Thanks, and with what he's doing now, he might have a tripled training regiment!

Dragon Man 180: Well he's three years old. I doubt he can reach them. Wait, he's a ninja. Of course he can reach them. Sasuke in spandex is great. Don't forget Kiba can track him down too. Remember it was Orochimaru's idea to make him young in the first place.

CaTzPoSt: Summer vacations almost here so...frequent updates if i'm not busy!

ToMoYo129: Neji and Tenten have stuff to do so that's why I didn't include them in the last chapter. Plus ot would throw off the seating arrangement.

Lady-Cell: Hopped on the wagon pretty late but it's ok. Glad you like my fic!

Krissel Himura: Honestly, I have no idea how you found this. I updated over a week ago so it should be pretty far back in the list. Unless a friend told you about it or something, but I digress. Thanks for reading this!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the music used in this chapter.

Sasuke found himself in a bug white room, with knives, forkes, spoons, stoves, refrigerators, and a group of tied up waiters and chefs. Yup, he was in the kitchen. He had rigged the door with traps so who ever came in would be attacked by a mass of knives. Now he was thinking of a plan to escape. He knew he had to go fast or they'd notice he was gone and Kiba could sniff him out. Then he got an idea. He took out a bottle of sleeping powder (SR: Don't ask where he got it. Just go along ok?). He untied one of the chefs and held a kunai at his ankle since he couldn't reach his neck. He handed him the bottle and untied a waiter.

"You will go and take the orders of my friends out there. Then the chef will make the pancakes and put the sleeping powder in the pancakes. Then I will escape. If any of you do anything fishy, I'll burn this restaraunt down."

Sasuke would have put his plan into action, but he heard Sakura screaming in the other room.

"Damn. My bunshin disappeared." He thought as he ran towards the nearest window and ran as fast as his stubby legs would take him.

"Damn." Kakashi cursed. "Should I follow Sasuke, or stay with the others?" Kakashi thought for a while and made a kage bunshin to follow Sasuke while he went to get another video camera.

"CURSE IT! I'M A TERRIBLE BABY SITTER! I LET SASUKE GET AWAY!" Lee was crying loudly.

"Don't worry Lee-san. It wasn't your fault. We just got distracted." Sakura tried to calm him down.

"Well forehead girl, you should have noticed he left a bunshin and snuck out soI guess it's your fault." Ino accused her.

"Well if you weren't busy flirting with Shikamaru you would've noticed he went by your table!" Sakura shot back.

Ino blushed. "I wasn't flirting. We were just talking weren't we?"

Shikamaru was blushing too. "Yeah, we were just talking. Right Chouji?"

Chouji looked at them. "It sounded like flirting to me." This earned him two bonks on the head.

"Well what do we do now?" Naruto asked everyone.

"Idiot. We go look for him." Kiba said.

"Who are you calling idiot dog-breath?" Naruto shot back.

"Dog-breath? Your one to talk ramen-obsessed baka." Kiba glared at him.

Kiba and Naruto's arguement would've gone on forever if Sakura didn't intervene.

"Quit argueing. We have a big problem here. Kiba can't you track him down or something?" Sakura asked him.

Kiba and Akamaru sniffed around. "I smell his scent going into the kitchen."

"The kitchen! There are knives and dangerous, sharp, pointy objects in the kitchen!" Miharu started panicking.

"Shut up Miharu." Chiaki said in a low voice. "It's not like he's three- well he is three, but he's also a ninja. He should have some common sense. If he snuck out he probably would've made some traps in there or something. Let the dog boy over there find him."

"What's everyone's problem with dogs?" Kiba looked at everyone.

"Don't worry about it Kiba-kun!" Kumi grabbed his arm and led him outside. "Let's just go look for him."

Everyone followed them outside. (Insert Fooling Mode here)

Naruto is in town looking around. His head keeps popping out from behind random objects til a box drops on his head. Rubbing his sore spot, he walks to the Ichiraku and has a bowl of ramen. Sakura is looking around at all the spots Sasuke hangs out. Meeting bridge, training grounds, Itachi dummy torturing room, etc. Sakura looks in Sasuke's room and spots a teddy bear under his bed andsweatdrops. Chouji's eating chips and Shikamaru is sleeping. Ino sees the two of them not helping and hits them both on the head. Lee was running around the streets of Konoha non-stop until he ran straight into Gai.

"LEE! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be taking care of Sasuke?"

"I'm sorry Gai-sensei! I lost him!" Lee burst into tears. Kakashi grinned as he video taped it.

"Well you better find him and make sure he's happy! Or a doubled training session will be waiting for you!" Gai struck a "nice guy" pose and left. Lee desperatly ran off to continue his search. Elsewhere, Shino was being dragged around by a hyper Miharu while an annoyed Chiaki followed behind.

"Can't you hurry up Shino-kun? Sasuke could be anywhere!"

"Will you at least let go of my arm? I can walk on my own."

"Sorry. It's just, he's a little boy lost out there in the world. Who knows what could happen to him?" Miharu started panicking.

"Shut up. He's a ninja. A small ninja, but still a ninja. He knows how to take care of himself." Chiaki glared at Miharu.

"Yeah I guess so" She hid behind Shino.

(akward silence)

"So are those new sunglasses?"

"Yeah I got them last year. Like 'em?"

"Yeah. These round ones match you better than those old ones."

(more silence)

"Anyone hungry?" Miharu tried to break the silence.

"Sure" Chiaki shrugged and they went to find some food.

Meanwhile, Kiba was the only one actually TRYING to find Sasuke. He and Akamaru were smelling around everywhere, while also listening to Kumi, who was also worried and panicking.

"Find him yet?"

"Not yet"

"How about now?"

"No"

"What about now?"

"I can't concentrate on the scent if you keep bothering me"

"Oh sorry"

"Find anything Akamaru?"

BARK!

"Akamaru says his scent leads in this direction." So they ran off towards the forest, where Sasuke was currently hiding.

Sasuke was sitting in a tree thinking of how to escape. He made traps around the tree and made sure he knew if anything moved in a 50 meter radius.

"Now Kiba is probably the only one who has a chance of finding me." Sasuke thought. "If I can make it to my house, I think i'll be safe." Sasuke would've made his way to his house, but he sensed someone was near. Pulling out a kunai, he whirled around to come face-to-face with the one person he didn't want to see again, with two others. The one in the middle opened his mouth and spoke.

"Uchiha...Sasuke"

SR: Can anyone guess who it is? Hehe. Sorry for the long update, but I had writer's block. But I found that listening to Naruto OST really helps! Now to give out some awards.

Thanks to RedLotusNin and IceHunterNin and Kumii-cHan for letting me use them as OCs.

Special thanks to nejithecagedbird for reviewing all chapters since the beginning.

And thanks to everyone else for reading and reviewing this. I'll try to update a little faster next time.