"Hello Granger." You all can guess who that was. I mean come on who else calls the kids by their last names besides the teachers? Huh? Do you know? Well it was Malfoy...Hey I just called him by his last name...er...anyway, it was Draco Malfoy. "What the hell do you want?" demanded Hermione. "What you never gave me!" "Well that's a tough one because I never gave you alot of things like, I never gave you a monkey, or a toad, or moldy bread, or some parchment, or...THAT CANDY CALLED A KISS!" Malfoy was now staring at his fingers counting all of the things that Hermione has listed then he looked up and said, "Can you repeat that list for me?" "Oh and that's another thing I haven't done for you is...REPEAT MY STUPID LIST!" Hermione ran away into her common room.
Shortly, a while later, Ron and Harry went up to the common room and into their rooms, and to their surprise was Hermione. Ron leaned over to Harry and whispered, "Do you think she's gonna give us are kiss now?" Harry whispered back, "I thought we didn't want to kiss her anymore." "er...sure..." "Um guys just because your whispering doesn't mean I can't hear you right now," sighed Hermione. Harry leaned over to Ron and whispered, "Do you think she's lying?" Hermione slapped her head and said, "No she's not lying! How can I have such stupid friends..." "Oh okay then she can hear us!" yelled Ron. "So what brings you up her Hermione? Because me and Ron said that we don't like you anymore! Right Ron?" "Er...I LOVE YOU HERMIONE!" Harry stared at Ron in bewilderment and said, "I can't believe you would double cross me like that!" "Well...erm...you said that you don't like Hermione anymore...and...well Harry what is it a law that you made that we have to like the same girls? Because that can result into some bad times Harry!" "Oh shut-up Ron!" While Harry and Ron were yelling Hermione slipped out the door.
Hermione was now sitting in the common room talking to Ginny, she told her all about the chocolate kisses. "And now I just went up there to settle the matter that I don't like either of them and it's just that I wanted to give them some candy! I mean it was crazy!" "And now their up there fighting over you? That's crazy, and now you have Harry hooked on you and not on me! Man Hermione I very much dislike you right now!" "I hope you joking Ginny." "NO" And now Ginny was yelling some stupid crap to Hermione when Ron and Harry came into the common room still bickering over who gets Hermione. Hermione was staring at all of the commotion when she just jumped up and screamed and then ran out of the room. "Hmm I wonder whats wrong with her," said Ron.
STAY TUNED
Okay these are just getting dumber and dumber, but I will keep going just because I have nothing else to do. So don't leave me a review saying that I'm stupid for writing this crap and that it doesn't make sense...just because I know it's the truth doesn't mean you and I both have to point it out, only I should :P Thanks and bye.