Hello everyone. Here is a new story called Throughout the years by my friend that I had to correct SERIOUS grammar mistakes. I am now calling my friend
Pika-Pika-chan cause she likes shiny things and pikapika is the sound effect for shiny things in Japanese comics. This is a serious bashing towards Yugioh… but all is made for laughs and no hard feelings okay?
So read and enjoy!
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Throughout the Years
By: Pika-Pika-chan and revised by Baka Psycho
Chapter One: Lost in the cape
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One day Yugi Moto, (Major Dork) was walking with his dorky friends Joey, Tea, and Tristan. Little did they know that something was watching them.
Marik- "All right. You get the legs and I'll get the hands"
Yami Bakura- "Okay, and I'll also get the puzzle."
Marik and Yami Bakura were waiting on the top of Yugis roof, waiting for the precise moment to pounce on Yugi. Yugi and his friends walked up to the house and Marik and Yami Bakura were about to pounce when Mariks sister Isis came to praise the moronic pharaoh.
Too late. Marik and Yami Bakura had already jumped off. While Marik landed gracefully landed on Yugis grandpa, the older spirit flew out of control and landed on Isis. The milk that Yugis grandpa was bringing out for Yugi and his friends went flying.
Marik- "Hit the dirt!"
The milk flew towards Isis and Yami Bakura. Without realizing what he was doing, Yami Bakura threw Isis in front of him as a shield from the milk. The milk spilled all over Isis. Isis screamed in horror.
Isis- "MARIK! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Marik- "Uh-oh. The Supreme Ruler is angry."
Yami Bakura- "What? The Supreme Ruler? Oh yah. Isis is Mariks older sister, so she probably bosses him around a lot."
Yami Bakura smiled, satisfied with his discovery.
Isis- "Bakura! Get over here!"
Marik- "Hit the hills Bakura!"
Yami Bakura ran for his life. Isis just stood there, then she turned to Marik. Joey, Tea, Tristan, and Yugi knew what was coming up next. They picked up Yugis grandpa and marched into the house.
Isis- "MARIK!"
For the second time that day, someone ran for their life from Isis. A milk stained Isis ran close behind him to keep the chase up. Yugi ran from the house to chase after Isis in an idiotic skip.
Marik- Oh no! It's Dorko the Clown and King Buttenkhamen.
They ran over a bridge near Mariks house. Marik turned around to see if they were still following him. Suddenly Marik flew off the bridge. He looked for something to grab and saw something yellow. He grabbed it and just as he realized that they were Yugis weird bangs, they ripped off.
Yugi- "Owww."
Marik fell in the dirt.
Yami Bakura- "Hey, what are you doing here?"
Yami Bakura had been hiding under the bridge. He was surprised to see Marik panting along with him. Marik didn't answer so he went to his next question.
Yami Bakura- "So is your sister mad?"
Marik- "Are you crazy? She's on a rampage. She's basically Isiszilla."
After a couple minutes went by, the pair looked up and saw a horrible sight. Yugi was standing with Isis, and was bangless. AHHH THE HORROR!
Marik- "HOLY! He has an unibrow!"
Yami Bakura- "Why are his bangs ripped off?"
Marik- "It's a long story."
Yami Bakura let Ryou out to see the damage to Yugi.
Ryou- "Holy Mocha! What's with Yugis new due and why does he have an unibrow?"
They heard Isis talking to Yugi… uh… the new Yugi.
Isis- "I'm gonna kick Mariks butt! Bakuras gonna get it too."
Yami Bakura- "Your sisters so forceful and tough. Ahhhh, what a girl. Oh how I wish she was evil."
Marik- "Zip it."
Suddenly they saw Kaiba coming down the road. They came out of the bridge to watch the scene. Yugi had that moronic look on his face when he noticed Kaiba. Yugi ran to Kaiba in a skip and stuck his face into the taller ones.
Yugi- "Lets du du du du du du du du du du du DUEL!"
Kaiba- "YUGI! Get out of my face. Get out of my life!"
Marik and Bakura just noticed Mokuba when he stepped out behind of Kaiba. They wondered why they had not seen him when Kaiba had first appeared. They decided that it was probably because he had gotten lost in Kaibas enormous cape.
Bakura (both)- "Why does he insist on having such a big cape?"
Marik- "To hide his big pointy tush."
Bakura- "I though it was his pants that made his behind look pointy."
Marik- "No, it's actually pointy."
Bakura- "How do you know?"
Marik- "I've checked."
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So how did you like the first chapter? Sorry for you Yugi fans. I'll probably have to explain everyone's characteristics in a chapter or two. I think a couple of parts in this story are kinda unclear because we make all of the characters different then in the show. In this story, the chapters might come slower just because it takes longer to type these than Yugioh UNLEASHED.
So read and review. Please?