I'm just a thick Bulgarian idiot

Just wanna get it on with Hermione

And can you hear the sound of the stadium?

Quidditch star, but hell am I whiney.


Welcomed to a brand new sensation

Tried to win the cup for my nation

Everything was meant to be ok

Knocked out by a crazy Death-Eater

I hate his guts, the whacked-out old geezer

Karkaroff was just a coward


Well maybe I'm a fucking Bulgarian

I'm not a part of the famous trio

Just wanna get it on with Hermione

Don't think Ron would allow that to happen, though.


Welcome to a brand new sensation

Tried to win the match for my nation

Everything was meant to be ok

Took rather a lot of British scorn

When we lost to a bunch of leprechauns

But our Veelas were so damn sexy!


I'm just a thick Bulgarian idiot

Just wanna get it on with Hermione

And can you hear the sound of the stadium?

Quidditch star, but hell am I whiney.