Saint –er wait a sec, I mean… Mark: Whoa, I'm like, totally fucking updating.
Jon: Like, yeah, you totally fucking are!
Mark: Well anybody who reads this, I would say 'sorry for the longass delay' except I'm not, so I won't.
Jon: But you just did.
Mark: Shut the fuck up.
Jon: Yes sir!
Mark: Anyway, shout out to my good friend DIS. I bet you're pretty bummed that I've left this site right? Or, you were at one time but have since gotten over it. Well in all honesty I have left this site at all. I just abandoned the Yu-Gi-Oh section because I couldn't stand having my humor outshined by crappy Yaoi. So I made a new account and move to the Teen Titans section, where my humor can be appreciated as long as the admins don't delete it (which happened recently to my most popular story, like 160 reviews for 16 chapters of comical goodness). Anyway, just saying if you wanna read some of my stuff check out my only active profile 'Saint H' and also, check out this update, oh yea!
CHAPTER 2!
Our group of heroes were just standing around waiting for something to happen to them in the weird dimension they had recently been transported to.
And when I say recently I mean an hour and thirty minutes ago.
Young Link in his hyper active boredom had killed Tristan the Rhino Head, sliced his body up into pieces, and was now cooking Tristan-Burgers for anybody who wanted some.
"Mmmmm, Tristan-Burger…." Bakura said biting into his fifth one.
"Eww, that's disgusting Kura-chan! How can you eat that!" Tea and Mai yelled at the same time.
The long haired albino turned to face the two girls and for a moment pretended to think about it, "Well, you see, it's pretty simple, first I open my mouth, then I bite down on the burger, chew, and then swallow. Like this."
Meanwhile, Yami and Mark were in line for more Tristan-Burgers.
"Hey, Young Link… we got any condiments?" Yami asked.
"J00 w4n7 c0nd3m3ntzzz? 1'11 g1v3 j00 mah Sp3c1a1 S4uc3 byzotch!" Young Link answered.
"Uh, nevermind." Yami said leaving the line with his T-Burger.
Mark stepped up in line.
"H3ll0 w3lc0m3 t0 T-Burg3r h0m3 0f t3h T-Burg3r c4n 1 t4k3 j00 0rd3r?" Y-Link greeted Mark.
"Yea, I like one regular Tristan-Burger please." Mark ordered.
"W0uld j00 l1k3 Tr1st4n-fri's w1th th4t?"
"Sure." Mark said before receiving his meal.
Before he could sit down and enjoy his meal though the master of the demon who brought our heroes here appear out of nowhere for no apparent reason.
"I am here to eat all of you! Muwahahaha!" The Demon said, grabbing Mai and Joey and throwing them into his mouth.
"No, I'll stop you! I play Ra!" Yami said throwing the playing card at the Demon.
The card hit him.
…
It slid off.
"Crap, sometimes I forget they're just playing cards!" Yami said to himself.
"Now I will eat more of you! Muwahahaha!"
"This guy knows how to create some interesting dialogue huh Bakura?" Mark asked the albino.
"Huh raugh hmphff, gulp, sure." Bakura said with a mouth full of Tristan.
(Bakura(off set): Dude, a mouth full of Tristan? That is so fucking wrong!)
(Mark(also off set): Get used to it, if I ever update this story again I'm making sure to make you look gay when you're really not just because I can!)
"W41t! Th3r3 b3z 0nly 1 w4y t0 st0p h33333m!" Y-Link said drawing his sword.
"Puny little elf, I will eat you!"
"R j00 R34DY 2 ROCK?"
"What?" The Demon asked in surprise.
"EYE S41D R j00 R34DY 2 ROXXZORZ LYK OMFGUUUUSH!" Y-Link yelled before slicing The Demon in half, killing him instantly.
There was a flash of bright light.
Our heroes (the one who survived) found themselves back in the Kame Game Shop/Household of Yugi.
"Well that was fun." Bakura said nonchalantly.
"Yea." Yami sighed.
"Hey man speak for yourselves, I left my Tristan-Fries back in that other dimension!" Mark said sourly.
They all sat quietly for a moment.
…
Yugi was still unconscious on the floor, the door stuck to his head.
…
Another door flew through the empty doorway and impaled Yugi's unconscious body upon itself which sounds totally wrong to me.
"Oh Yugi!" Yami said Sit-Com style.
"Hahahahaha!" Everybody laughed.
Mark: Remember DIS (and anybody else I suppose) If you want to read my new stuff, even though it's all Teen Titans, my account is now and has been for a really long time now, Saint H. Just thought I'd leave that for you.
I'd say review but I know you're not going to.