"Love Doctor"

by: Sakuranime

Disclaimer: Uhh…let me think…NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm not very sure about this story…bleh. This was just a random thought of mine…and I made the first chapter! YAY! Everyone who reads this pathetically written chappy- I CONGRATULATE YOU FOR SURVIVING THE BOREDOM TEST! Yes…I don't have confidence in my story…well, ENJOY!

"Quotations"

'Inner thoughts'

(( Flashbacks ))

Chapter 1: Call me Sakura

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"So, Miss...?"

"Oh! How rude of me! Lili Hoshizawa."

"So, Hoshizawa-san...you like this guy...?"

"Oikawa."

"Yes, Oikawa. You like him but can't approach him? Can you give me an example?"

"You see, if I approach him I become a mindless idiot! It's just so hard not to stare at his wonderful brown eyes, his neat black hair, his lips I want to kiss so much...well, you get the idea?"

Sweat drop. "Alright..."

"I just freeze up and I just can't say anything! Oh, it's so embarrassing!"

"Mmhmm. Please continue."

"That's just the beginning! Then he asks me if I'm alright, and if that isn't embarrassing enough, he volunteers to give me lessons on speaking up so I can 'get out of my shell.'"

"In a mocking way?"

"Oh no, he's meaning it in a sweet way. Helping me and all...you know."

"Ah. Alright, I'm going to sum it all up now. But before that, would you like some tea? Jasmine, Green, Decaf, Honey, Raspberry, Lemon? Or maybe some Iced tea?"

Laugh. "I'll take some Iced tea."

"Raspberry, Lemon, or Green Iced tea?"

"Raspberry."

"Here you go. And some Lemon Iced tea for me..."

"Arigatou."

"Your welcome. Now, where was I...? Oh yeah. Summing it all up: you like Oikawa. But everything you approach him nothing pops up in your head and you become a wooden doll. Now you don't know what to do and are embarrassed beyond belief?"

Groan. "Exactly it."

"My advice to you, Hoshizawa-san, pretend it's someone else."

"What?"

"Your problem is that you freeze up near him so the solution is to pretend it's someone else you're talking to- someone who you talk to easily. You have to show him you're not shy! When you get more used to talking to him, let a little bit show of his face. For example, if you switch him with..."

"Sirius? That's what everyone calls my mom."

"Alright, Sirius. If you switch his face with your mom's, you'll be more comfortable talking to him. Just don't forget it's Oikawa you're talking to, not your mom. After you're more comfortable talking to him, let more of his face show, like his mouth, nose, eyes, and then his whole face! That way you're training yourself to talk to him easier without stuttering or freezing up."

"I think I understand. So to make myself comfortable to talk to him, pretend it's not him."

"Exactly. It'll help you in so many ways."

"Arigatou gozaimasa, Haruno-san! I don't know what I would do without your help!"

"It's what I do, Hoshizawa-san. Keep me informed from time to time as well! I'd love to hear from my clients. And if you have any problems, please come back anytime."

"Thank you so much, I will!"

"Oh, and Hoshizawa-san?"

"Yes?"

"Call me Sakura."

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Well? How is it? I apologize for it being short and I know it's pathetically short so don't include that in your reviews! Questions, comments, complaints are all welcomed! The next chapter is due…VERY SOON! I don't even care if I don't get enough reviews – I probably won't get any at all because it's so short! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWS! It helps SO MUCH.

Sakura-chan