Napoleon, his mother, and his brothers rushed to Platform 9 and 3/4 to catch the Hogwarts Express.

"Hurry, kids, the train leaves at exactly 11:00am, we can't miss it!" said his mother as the pulled into King's Cross Station at 10:45 am. Upon reaching the platform, Napoleon saw a kid he didn't recognize. They went threw the platform together and sat together on the train.

"Are you like a new kid or something to the Wizard world" he asked the black hair and green-eyed kid.

"Actually, I am Harry Potter" the boy returned.

"GOOOOOSSSSHHHH!! Be careful at Hogwarts, there is a buttload of gangs looking for guys that are good with a bowstaff. I, myself, am pretty good with one, then again I spend my summers in Alaska hunting wolverines with a friggin twelve gage."

"What are you doing in my Cabin?" Harry returned

"Sitting, what do you think gosh" Napoleon said. Then before Harry could retaliate, a fat lady walked by with some candy and stuff. "Something from the Trolley dears."

"Do you have any Chapstick on there." Napoleon asked.

"No, I am sorry dear, only snacks and quesydellas." She pulled out a huge sloppy plate full of quesadillas.

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but my lips hurt real bad. Actually, I am poor, so I can't get anything" Napoleon said. Harry, since he was such a cool kid with a pocket of Galleons said "We'll take the lot"

"Sweet," said Napoleon. After about an hour of eatting messy food and candy, Harry began to open some Bertie Bott beans.

"Ugh, Gross, my brother Kip got a boogie flavored one once, those things are like ancient evil warlords that like kill your mouth." Napoleon said. Harry of course sit out what was in his mouth. "Are you going to eat your color changing tots?" Napoleon asked.

"uhmmm, no" said Harry.

"Can I have them then?"

"Whatever."

"Hey, wanna see a magic trick that my brother Kip taught me, it involves turning my minillama yellow" Napoleon said

"Uhmm, whatever" said Harry. Napoleon turned on his portable CD player to his favorite Jameriqui tune and started to bust a move for about ten mintues and then said YELLOW LLAMA and pointed his wand at the minillama, nothing happened. "DANG" he said. Just then a girl walked into the cabin and asked the boys if they saw a toad.

"What? No flippin way, toads are gorss ugh!" Napoleon said.