Heya Funki Munkies! (Define: Funki Munkies: What I call all the wunderful people in the world) I am feeling in an absolute faboulicious mood right now. (if faboulicious is even a word) and I am major hyper coz I just drunk like a WHOLE bottle of cherryade.
YAY CHERRYADE ROX!
So let's see if I can concentrate on writing this without jumping up and down and yelling at my brother (who is seriously bugging me right now) and yelling things at him, like, "SHUT UP! WE ALL KNOW BOYS ARE MADE OUT OF MARSHMALLOW!"- Private joke- don't ask. I just NEED to write this;
Esawian: Me & my family are Ok, none of us live in London apart from my Auntie and she was supposed to have been on the train when it happened but had slept in that day- which was very lucky. It is very worrying to think that stuff like that happens so close to home though, and people I know could be affected. All the stuff I've heard in the news is really horrible especially the fact that there are still people missing. Thankyou for being concerned bout me though I'm sorry I didn't email you- I tried- but it didn't work for some reason. :s
Disclaimer: Don't own anything that you recognise in this chapter.
Chapter 20
The rest of CGL's delightful, well mannered (ahem) campers sauntered into the Rec room soon after, and John was soon interested in finding out who his fellow tent mates were going to be.
So, after fifteen minutes or so of Baby, John, Piglet and Chatterbox running around the Rec room yelling, "WHO THE HELL IS IN C TENT?" they finally found some of the C tenters who offered (okay- they were ordered to by Chatterbox) to show John to his tent so he could put away his luggage and make it as homely as possible (if that is at all possible) Baby saw Squid talking to Armpit, he had his back to her and was leaning casually against the pool table.
She ran up behind Squid and flung her arms round him. He sort of jumped in surprise, but she could see him grinning once he realised who it was. "You alright, Squiddy?" she asked cheerfully, "You haven't spoken to me all day!"
"Oh, sorry," Squid said, not looking sorry at all.
Baby unwrapped her arms from round his waist, "And so you should be!" she grinned.
"Or else, what!" Squid said, laughing a little, "What are you gonna do? Hit me with your little scrawny arms?" He lifted up her arm slightly, before letting it drop back down.
Armpit laughed at this, "I bet Baby could batter the crap out of you Squid,"
Baby heaved herself up onto the pool table and sat, lightly, at the very edge hoping that the pool table wouldn't suddenly collapse- luckily it took her weight.
Baby looked at Squid and shook her head slightly, "I sure could Squid- You didn't know I had a black belt in Karate now did you?" (Baby was obviously lying through her teeth, she hadn't even attempted at Karate before)
Squid looked at her unsure whether she was fibbing or not, "Have you?" he asked, a really cute, oblivious look on his face.
"Yeah, do you want me to show you some of my karate moves?" Baby asked, doing elaborate karate gestures with her hands.
"…Not really," Squid laughed uncertainly.
"Good choice, Squid, good choice, you wouldn't know what hit you if I did," Baby smiled at him sweetly.
Squid raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Anyhoo, I'm off to see my good old buddy Mags," Baby swung herself off the pool table, "He promised to teach me Spanish,"
"You spend too much time with him," Squid grumbled, folding his arms huffily.
"Green's not your colour Squid," Baby shook her head and half skipped, half ran off, leaving Squid with a totally confused look on his face.
"Green!" he muttered, bewildered.
"I think she meant your green with envy," Armpit explained.
When Baby finally hunted down Magnet, she found him asleep in the tent.
She felt mean waking him up- but when he started moaning some stuff in his sleep that I shall not repeat in case young readers are reading she found it very uncomfortable and knew that she had to.
"WAKE UP MAG- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT YOU AND PARIS HILTON GET UP TO IN YOUR WARPED LITTLE DREAMS!" she bellowed right in his ear.
He woke up with a disgruntled yell and fell off his cot sideways.
"Huh? Baby, what did ya wake me for?" he mumbled, rubbing his hip which he had fallen on and slowly lifting himself up.
"You know you talk in your sleep, right?" Baby said simply, sitting herself down on his cot. Magnet looked at her confused, "Yeah, I have been told that before- WAIT! Was I talking then?"
"You sure bloody well were," Baby said.
Magnet gave her a bewildered look, "Uh, What was I saying?"
"I dare not repeat it!" Baby said all melodramatically.
"That bad, huh?" Magnet asked, looking a bit guilty.
Baby simply nodded, before changing the subject, "Magnet- you know how your one of my bestest bestest pals in whole entire universe…"
"What do you want?" Magnet butted in
. "Oh, just for you to fulfil your promise of teaching me how to talk Español ," Baby said.
"Do I HAVE to?" Magnet moaned, looking as though it was soooo much of an effort, "I just woke up"
"Yeah, you HAVE to, It's now or never!" Baby imitated that old Elvis Presley song.
Magnet rolled his eyes and pretended to cover his ears, "OK! OK! As long as you stop singing,"
Baby stopped singing and smiled brightly, "Say something to me in Spanish"
Magnet stood and looked thoughtful for a moment but then said; "Pienso te quiero bebé pero yo no le puedo decir jamás en inglés porque sé cómo que usted se siente acerca del Calamar,"
"WOW! I have no idea what all that means but- WOW!" Baby said, enthusiastically. Magnet grinned sheepishly.
Magnet attempted to teach Baby some Spanish but failed miserably- Baby had never been too good at learning different languages and after a bit she got really frustrated. "STUPID SPANISH WORDS… TRYING TO CONFUSE ME ON PURPOSE!" Baby ended up yelling in annoyance that she couldn't pronounce them properly, "I give up Magnet!
" Magnet gave a hearty whoop of joy, "Yesss!" he cheered, "Baby, I can officially say you are the worst Spanish- speaker in the world"
"Oh, I feel so honoured," Baby muttered sarcastically.
Magnet laughed lightly, "C'mon let's go to the Rec room",
"Good idea, marshmallow," Baby said hyperly (A/N: Sorry bout the marshmallow part but my bro made me write it in coz I was saying it to him the same time as typing so I figured I'd just leave it in )
Magnet gave her an old look, but carried on walking out the tent.
Baby, Piglet, Magnet, Caveman, Squid and Zigzag sat in a little group, surrounding the busted TV set. Zigzag was the only one actually 'watching' TV, the rest just sat there discussing what to do.
"This is SO boring!" Piglet complained, banging her head against the side of the couch.
"Yeah, we know that!" Squid said, grumpily, "But what are we gonna DO?"
"How about a game?" Baby suggested.
"A game of what?" Caveman mumbled, looking incredibly bored.
"OH I KNOW!" Zigzag bellowed out all of a sudden, making Baby and Squid who were sitting next to him jump slightly.
Everyone looked at him expectantly.
"What!" Piglet asked.
Zigzag looked up at everyone as though he had just realised they were there. "Oh… I just found out who shot Mr Burns in the Simpsons," Zigzag pointed towards the TV.
Everyone gave Zigzag a disbelieving look.
"I really do know what we can do," Magnet said quietly, as though he was still thinking.
Everyone waited for him to continue.
"How about a game of hunt in the holes outside, it would be pretty cool coz it's getting a little bit dark," Magnet suggested.
"Well, it's better than doing nothing," Squid shrugged.
They done an 'IPP DIPP DOO,' of who was on and it turned out that Zigzag and Squid were it.
Outside, Piglet clutched tightly on to Caveman's arm, "Can I stay with you I don't want to be by myself in the dark,"
Caveman grinned, "Yeah sure," he said.
He held onto her hand and pulled her along to follow him as he ran across the hole- filled wasteland. He came across a fairly big hole and looked down inside it to check if there was any unwanted creatures in there (he figured he had already had enough encounters with Yellow Spotted Lizards to last him a life time)
"Let's hide down here and when we hear Ziggy and Squid coming we'll run for it," Caveman said, jumping down in the hole and pulling Piglet in beside him.
They sat down in the shadows. Piglet leaned against him slightly. And they sat there listening for a while… but they could only hear the distant noises from the Rec room.
"Cavey," Piglet whispered ever so quietly.
"What?" Caveman whispered back.
"My butts sore from sitting here," Piglet whispered.
"Mine too"
There was a slight silence before Piglet spoke again, "Cavey"
"Yeah"
"…Your really cute..."
Caveman looked down at Piglet, hardly daring to believe what she just said.
Piglet looked up at him, she couldn't help but notice how soft his lips looked.
"Piglet," Caveman said, working up the courage to ask her what he desperately wanted to ask.
"Yeah, Cavey," Piglet said.
"Can I kiss you?" Caveman asked, finding himself blushing.
Piglet smiled up at him, "Yeah, you can," Caveman smiled back and slowly leaned down until his soft lips met hers. They kissed passionately, Caveman's heart was racing like a hundred miles per hour. But their long- awaited kiss was interrupted rudely by someone yelling.
"SQUID, COME HERE! YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS! CAVEMAN'S GOT LUCKY!"
Aw, a little Piglet/ Caveman romance there!
Here are the votes so far;
Baby:
Squid: 15 Magnet:1
Piglet: Caveman: 8 Magnet: 1 John:1 Ziggy:1
Chatterbox:
John:2 Ziggy:8 X ray:1 Squid:1
John:
Chatterbox: 2 Piglet: 1 No one: 3 Magnet: 3 A new girl called Hannah, nickname: Shaizii with red hair and comes from Virginia: 1
Thanks for all your votes so far, PLEASE, keep voting!
