When the train stopped they all stepped off and were prepared to start their Hogwarts life. When Napoleon stepped over to the large men yelling "firs' years over here, firs' years this way" he was totally infatuated.

"Dang, you are like a flippin sweet ogre," he said.

"Yea, well thanks, but I am half giant son, firs' years firs years, oh hey there Harry," Hagrid said

"Finally someone minorly educated! I am so glad to see you Hagrid!" replied Harry.

They boarded the boats in order to reach the castle.

"Gosh! Its like Nessie. Have you guyses heard bout what happened a few weeks ago, well Japanese scientists tried to blow Nessie out of Lake Lockness, but she was safe because of people that want harmony with our underwater ally and local Scottish wizards protection spells." Napoleon said.

"Napoleon, what the hell are you talking about?" Harry asked.

"The flippin seadragon over there gosh, friggin IDIOT!!" Napoleon replied.

"Whatever Napoleon" said Harry. They walked up to the castle and greeted one of their new proffessors.

"Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, there are four houses, Gryffindor, Hufflfepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. You will be awarded points for good behavior, with rule breaking, you will loose points. Any questions?" Mcgonagall asked. Napoleon raised his hand.

"Ugh, yea is there like any warrior ninja clubs here?" He asked.

"No" Mcgonagall said flattly. "Anyway, lets go through these doors to proceed with the sorting."

They walked into the Great Hall, which all of them realized was truly great. While all the other children gazed around the room amazed and speechless Napoleon had his screwed up face on and merely said "Dang, this place is huger than my flippin house Gosh!"

As names were called for the sorting, Napoleon just stood there with a stupid look on his face and his mouth slightly open. When his name was called, he proceeded to the hat. There was a little trouble getting it on his melon sized head because of the madcap hair he had. Finally it was on, with much struggle.

"Hmmmm" said the hat" "Interesting, you seem to be one screwed up little kid, and you think about ninjas a lot, ninjas are brave, so ummm, oh fuck it, Gryffindor!."

"Sweet" Napoleon ran with his arms at his side the the Gryffindor table. AFter all the names were called, The headmaster Albus Dumbledore said a few announcements and then piles of food appeared.

"Wow, FOOD!" said Napoleon. Out of no where Fred decided to fling a huge piece of meat at Napoleon's face. Ugh! was all that Napoleon could say. Just then, George decided to dump his butterbeer all over Napoleon's head.

"Friggin idiots, what the flip did you do that for gosh!" Napoleon said. All the twins could do was laugh along with most of the Great Hall.

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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