If I Knew Then
Chapter 5- …To Play the Game (What It Takes Pt II)
Warrior from Beyond: I'm glad you like it. It's only going to get cooler. This is going to be the best chapter yet. Thanks!
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"So are you enjoying the party, honey?"
"Of course, Mrs. Techlado! It's a blast. I met the Bornes, finally. And they're such a lovely bunch."
"Aren't they cute? And call me Motoa. We need to get together more often. You seem like someone I click with!"
"I'd love that."
"How bout a double date tomorrow? I'll drag my husband and you can bring your adorable bodyguard. Unless you haven't told me about someone…"
"Hahah, don't worry. Vegeta scares them off."
"Peachy! I'll call you tomorrow about it. Oh wonderful. -- I think someone spiked this punch. I don't see why someone would do that when we're already serving alcohol. Well, I'll go check and make sure this isn't a mass assassination attempt. I'm going to replace the punch, too. Maybe I'll have the boy at the front be the bartender. Well, tata!"
"She reminds me of an older you," Vegeta says when she's gone.
"I wish! You really think so?" I wish I'd had the chance to be like her when I was her age.
"If I didn't think so I wouldn't have said it."
"Oh, Vegeta, you're a doll. Come dance with me more."
"(sigh)"
"Its a slow dance. Most people dance kind of like yours during ones like this, only you rarely move."
"I don't see the point in swaying to and fro," he decides, watching the other couples dance.
"Me neither. Just do it."
"Humans are strange."
"Yep. So why are you being so nice today?"
"So then you won't drag me to another party."
"Yea, but look where it got you. On a double date with me."
"Fine. I'll stop then."
"No, you already started so keep it up until the end of the day."
"Which'll be?"
"Probably another 2 hours."
"(sigh)"
"You can do it. You're a prince."
"Humph."
"So thought of any more human questions?"
"Yea. What's a double date?"
"Two sets of couples go on a date together." At that explanation, he looks horrified.
"A foursome?"
"NO! The couple go with each other, but they just go with another couple." Geez. It was hard enough explaining what a date is and why its necessary. Apparently Saiyans don't court because its 'unnecessary.'
I guess now's a good time to ask…
"When are you leaving?"
"The date?'
"No. Earth."
"Until I can turn SS with ease and kick Kakarott's ass."
"Oh. Not gonna bother blowing up the planet?"
"Nah. Waste of time. Besides, I might want to use the GR some more."
"Oh. I see how it is. So why haven't you killed me and just taken it?"
"That wouldn't be honorable. We made a deal."
"But you destroyed hundreds of planets, killing defenseless people and taking their stuff. What's so different about me?"
"I…" He looks rather hurt at the memories and my assumptions. "I didn't have much choice in the matter then. And once I realized that I began to do it anyway. But now that I'm not a planet broker, its no concern of mine." I can't believe he's talking to me this much.
"Haven't you considered taking over Frieza's army? You did kill him."
"Yes, I decided I would. The only reason I'm still here is for you and Kakarott."
"Why me?"
"You told me about this thing a while ago and I'd agreed to come. I figured after this party I could go and find Kakarott, but he's gone."
"I suggest he learn how to mask his ki."
"That's a handy technique to learn. I might have to master it as well."
"Hm. I'm beginning to understand more of how you think. Haven't you ever considered defending planets instead of destroying them?
"If you can't defend yourself then you don't deserve to be defended." That must've been his thinking when he took off.
"Humph. Goku defends us!"
"If he'd just let you all die for once he wouldn't have so much stress in his life."
"What does that mean? Stress? What are you talking about?"
"Nothing. Nevermind."
"Well, at least he has something to live for." He stops dancing suddenly.
"I've… I've got to use the restroom." And now he's gone!
What'd I say?
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"Vegeta!" I yell, banging on the GR door. "Mrs. Techlado just called and said we're on for 7 pm tonight at the movies."
"Ugh. Am I going to have to wear that stupid suit?" he shouts back through the wall. You'd think he'd just open the door…
"No. But you're not wearing your spandex either." Heaven forbid I go to a movie with him while he's in spandex...
"Well what else am I supposed to wear?"
"Fine. I'll go pick something out for you."
"Whatever."
Pompous ass. Well, I'll just mosey on down to his room and see what's in the closet.
And of course, it's FULL of things I bought him at the mall that he never bothered to wear. Hmm… nice pair of jeans… maybe a black tank top. I know he likes that color. Yea, that'll do.
Now I gotta go tell him its lying on his bed.
More importantly, I STILL haven't figured out what to do to make him stay yet. I figured out many years ago that he didn't bother to stay because of Goku because if the androids beat Goku, and he challenged the androids later, that would make him stronger than Goku if he won. So that's no good.
I'll figure it out later.
"Vegeta! You're clothes are lying on your bed."
"Fine."
"Come out and take a shower now. We have to leave in thirty minutes."
"What? Why?"
"It's six fifteen and it takes fifteen minutes to get there."
"I'll come out in ten and then I'll FLY you there."
"No way in hell am I letting you fly me there! It would mess up my hair!"
"Fine woman. I guess the faster we go the sooner it'll be over."
He comes out, still Super Saiyan. I've never seen him Super Saiyan before.
"Damn Vegeta. You look sexy as a Super Saiyan," I smirk. No need denying the truth. Looks don't have anything to do with personality. He thanks me by returning the smirk and powering down.
"I know. I'm gonna go take a shower."
"You say that like it was your suggestion."
"Shut up."
Nevermind. He's sexy either way. Not that I still don't despise him. After all the trouble he caused…
Sexy… sex….sex!
: "Even without the ceremony, the two are officially mated when a child becomes a factor, born or unborn..."
"No wonder you hate me. If I had your kid you'd have to be stuck with me."
"Not to mention protect you," :
That's it! That's it that's it that's it!
I JUST figured it out. I've been so blind!
I have to have sex with Vegeta. I have to have his child.
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The timing could haven't been more perfect. Looking at the device, it says I have a 70 percent chancein the next 6 days. I'll take those odds.
"C'mon Vegeta. Lets roll."
"Another earthling saying, I presume," he asks, getting into the car. I'm having a hard time looking at him, knowing what I'm going to do later.
"Yea. But this time I know where it came from."
"Don't tell me. I don't care."
"Ass."
"Bitch."
"Shut up and lets go."
"You're the one driving, woman. And try not to have any 'close calls' like last time."
"Ok. Then shut the fuck up."
"……."
"……."
(Sigh) This is going to be a long night. Well, we're finally here.
"Hey Motoa. What movie are we watching?"
"How about War of the Worlds?"
"Sounds good. You go ahead and we'll catch up."
"Kay."
"Woman, get me some food."
"Why can't you get it?"
"As you should know, I don't exactly carry Earthling money around in my pocket."
"Fine. Here. This should be enough to buy out the whole fricken stand. But! You have to promise that after the movie you'll go wherever I want you to." That should make things easier on me later.
"Fine, whatever. Just give it to me, I'm hungry." Geez. He's ordering the whole fricken stand too. How's he going to carry all that? He'd better not think I'm going to help him.
"Hi, I'd like some Twizzlers please." That's my favorite candy.
"Okay, miss. That'll be $2.50." Talk about overprice… at least I've got the money for it.
"Mommy, are you working?" There's a little girl with that lady behind the concession stand...Aww, she's so cute and little!
"Awww, how old is she?"
"2."
"Wow. And she's already talking like that? Impressive!"
"Whopdee fucking doo. I can say that and no one would give a shit." Vegeta points out, coming up behind me. He's using his ki to levitate the food. Great, now we'll be getting lots of stares. Oh well, I guess its no big deal what they think.
"I see you've been practicing your Earth sayings, Vegeta. I'm sorry, miss. Please excuse him. He's not from… around here," I explain with a wink. She looks too shocked to be offended. Guess that'll be a good opportunity to leave…
This movie is pretty good… Dakota Fanning is exceptional. Tom Cruise is actually acting. A few funny moments make a good beginning, and lots of tearful ones. I'm trying to decide if its good that its only following Tom Cruise. Whyhasn't themilitarydropped nukes yet? I guess we don't know if they did. Those aliens look too much like the ones from Independence Day. And from the side they look like the aliens from the Alien episode. Oh well. Still a kick ass movie. (AN: Yes, I just watched it yesterday and had to stick that in there.)
(Sigh.) It's over. Which brings me closer to my plan. I'm... I'm so scared. What if he realizes what's going on right in the middle of it? I just have to hope everything goes right.
Okay. Okay. Steady… steady.
"Bye Motoa! We'll have to do this another time! This was great!"
"Yea!" she agrees. "Next time it can be just the two of us."
Maybe next time I won't have anything to worry about...
"Hey Vegeta. I'm going to take you to a bar," I notify him as we climb into the hovercar. No need having him asking all the questions when we get there.
"A bar? I see those all the time when I do pull-ups-"
"No. It's a place. They're very important to human society. I figure I'll just stop by and let you see one."
"No."
"We made a deal…"
"(sigh) Fine. But only for a little while."
"Great."
"Why are you shaking? It's not cold in here…"
"Oh, just a little jumpy after the movie."
"I must say myself, the blood veins were quite disturbing. I'd only seen a planet like that once and it was filthy."
"And of course you made the world a cleaner place that day?"
"Of course."
"Well, we're here."
"What's so great about this?"
"The alcohol. Have I let you try some yet?" I know perfectly well I haven't yet. Because I know he won't like it.
"No. What is it?"
"A drink. People love it. I don't see the big deal about it, but you should try it and find out."
"Fine. You've peaked my curiosity," he mumbles as he walks in to discover EVERYONE drinking something.
"Great, you sit down and I'll get it." Luckily he does so.
"I'll have two bourbons, BIG ONES." I mumble to the bartender nervously. I hope this works.
"Here ya go, toots."
"Can I have the glasses and leave?" I ask, flashing him a hundred.
"It's yours. Just don't tell any friends you got it from here. No drunk drivers will be dying cause of my place!"
"You got it," I agree, handing him the bill. Good. Vegeta's looking at the pool game. Probably figuring out how to play or mocking how badly they're playing it. I take the vial of my pocket and dump it into our drinks.
While he was taking a shower, I worked as fast as I ever worked to see if alcohol had any effect on Saiyans. When I discover it didn't, I created an enzyme that would combine with the alcohol to make certain Saiyan hormones… uncontrollable.
I already took a metabolic antidote to both the alcohol and the enzyme I created.
I just pray my calculations were correct.
"Lets drink it in that car." Good, he's following me out.
"Why are those humans so erratic?'
"They drank too much. One shouldn't do anything to you, especially since you're a Saiyan."
"Hm. Okay." He tastes it, and as I expected he's about to dump it out.
"You don't' like it either? Well good. I'll make you a deal. If you finish yours before me, you never have to come to anything again and I'll capsulate the GR for when you leave. If I finish first, you have to stay another week and go to whatever I want."
"Deal," he agrees eagerly. Perfect.
We swig the bottles down, and he finishes first.
"I win, woman."
"You won, fair and square."
"Damn right." It should take effect in ten minutes, which is perfect because that's how long it'll take to get home now. Then, the enzyme will work for 8 hours, enough time for him to do his thing and for me to see if it worked.
We're home. Dear lord give me strength…
"Woman, I'm starting to think I was wrong about that stuff… can I have some more?" he asks a little light-headedly as we go in. Exactly as I expected.
"Yea, there's two bottles in my room, (gulp)."
"Okay, lets go get those…" he says stumbling upstairs. It's a miracle he remembers where it is...
Maybe I can ditch now… I can go hide and he won't be able to find a woman. I could find another way!
No. I HAVE to.
"Save one for me…" I call up to him as I follow. He stumbles into my bedroom and grabs on of the bottles sitting on my desk, swigging it down.
I turn around to shut the door and lock it, and next thing I know I'm being thrown onto the bed by Vegeta, teeth bared and an animalistic look all over his face.
He literally rips my clothes off. That's why I wore cheap ones. No need to waste expensive clothes on this… I don't know how he got his jeans and boxers off so fast. Must've ripped them off as well... yep there they are in the corner.
Oh my god. His size...
It's going to hurt. A LOT. He's becoming uncontrollable. I just hope he doesn't kill me with his force.
Now that I know my plan is working, I reach over to the nightstand and grab a pill that will cancel out my antidote to the alcohol and the remaining bottle. I manage to stick the pill in my mouth and swallow before his mouth is all over mine. After a few minutes, he decides to move onward and I swig the bottle before he comes back to my mouth.
I'm not going to want to remember this. And now I pray.
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I wake up to see him sleeping beside me, out cold. It's almost… no. No don't think like that.
Oh god… my legs. He must've fallen asleep recently. I faintly remember looking over at the clock to find that he'd be having his way with me for 5 hours. The hormones must've regressed.
I try to move but my legs hurt so much. I'm on my back, legs bent at the knees and spread apart. I probably can't move them because they've been jammed like that. There's… body fluids, blood and other things…all over the sheets. The bed frame is broken. Probably from his rough pounding. My clothes are in pieces all over the room. He didn't even bother to take his muscle shirt off. Probably didn't see why he should have to.
Luckily I anticipated my pain and stucka testerin my nightstand drawer. I can't quite reach… I may actually have to move. God it hurts…
Yes. I open the drawer and grab the test. I made it myself based on other ones. It can detect right away if I'm pregnant or not, even this early. I should be, with how long he was fucking me.
I wait anxiously as I look at the strip, wincing at having to move my legs a bit to administer the test.
Please…
Please… let it be blue.
It HAS to be… the androids will be coming in a couple months…
Please.
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Yes.
Success.
So, what do you think? Isn't she one ruthless bitch? I guess after being practically raped by Vegeta, or would it be the other way around cause he's 'drunk'? Well anyway, after being practically raped by Vegeta to save the earth she can't be THAT much of a bitch. I'm so cruel… anyway please read and review.