A/N I am sorry I haven't been updating but yesterday (21st) I was at Six Flags with my friends all day having the time of our life! (lol I went on almost every rollercoaster) and today I was with a friend studying and getting totured to be prepared for school (I was being forced upon my will) and tomorrow I am going out with other friends in celebration of my birthday (2 parties on ceperate dates lol)

Well here is the 3rd chapter. I don't care if I don't get a lot of reviews I just like writing. This might be a little shorter, I don't know yet but yeah I was busy all day. So yeah I am posting it today the day of my birthday lol Yay me. Last time my friend told me like more then a week ago that his birthday was in 7 days which was last Wednesday. That was freaky lol he thought it was like the ring

Attention
I have no time to edit my story because I am busy planning for tomorrow and well I have to log off since my brother wants the computer (we have 2 different connections) so can you please deal with it?

Reviews
Yuna-Lenne- Thanks so much and I hope you like this one.

Kari- Thank you and I had to put Sephy and Cloud.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil, Kingdom Hearts or anything else I mention. However Lollypop Evil is credited to my friend who made it up. Lol (THANKS TIF!) Also she got the name from Resident Evil as I will describe what the game is about in this chapter (I PROMISE)

Friend's comment

Hi this is Sakura654 I am one of saiyan's friends and helping her with this story. Watch out for a new story I am making with her called "Seymour says" a lot of videogame characters in it but mainly Seymour! Yet he will be an idiot! I am writing the first chapter on my account and Saiyan is doing the next chapter of it. In this chapter I am going to be in it saying random stuff so look for Sakura! It won't change anything because I have something up my sleeve. Also just saying I say in the story I am 12 soon to be 13 well I am not actually that age.

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Cloud and Tidus went running into the living room seeing Rikku moving like a worm on the ground and was going to Tidus and hugged his feet tight. Tidus was confused as he looked at Yuna for what happened.

She simply just smiled and turned around and looked at the blank screen of the TV. He looked at Wakka but Wakka already mouthed, "I am not telling you" and he just sighed. He looked at Lulu and Auron but they simply were just listening to their music not looking at Tidus. Tidus and Cloud looked at each other and glared at Seymour and Sephiroth who were doing their 'silent laugh' and then they both looked at the scared little girl on the ground.

She began to talk. "I screamed because of the game you brought and also the guy with Seymour is cute but I can't believe I am saying that to an idiot whose therapist told him to do ballet! WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING LOLLYPOP EVIL I HEARD THE REVIEWS TO IT!"

Tidus laughed. "Hey that was the game I mentioned! I am telling you it's like Resident Evil but more fun! Come on let's play it!"

Cloud smiled. "Yeah I agree I always wanted to play it. Isn't it an RPG game?" Tidus nodded as Rikku looked at them in horror.

"HELLO IT'S A BABY GAME! IT'S RATED E FOR EVERYONE. RESIDENT EVIL IS RATED M FOR MATURE PEOPLE!" Rikku screamed as Wakka, Lulu, Auron, Sephiroth and Seymour weren't paying attention.

Cloud laughed and found the game in Yuna's hands. "Hey Yuna can I see that for a sec." Yuna smiled like usual and gave it to him. He looked at the cover and found what he was looking for and showed Rikku. "See Rated LL meaning Rated Lollypop Lovers for a lot of fun and a lot cursing!"

Rikku couldn't believe what she was seeing. "I never knew there was ever a rating called that! Ok fine let's see it all I want to see is the cursing." She sighed as she let go of Tidus's leg and stood up and went toward Yuna and sat next to her.

Cloud high fived Tidus as he went to the GameCube and opened it and put the Lollypop Evil Disk 1 in the GameCube as he pushed the power button and gave the controller to Tidus.

Tidus was so happy he took it and sat down on the ground with Cloud. He heard some music and saw that evil ballerina song and he glared at Sephiroth and Seymour. "Will you 2 take it upstairs and-" He looked at Auron and Lulu dancing around, "Can you 2 also take it upstairs."

"Come with me Sephiroth we can go in Yuna's room!" Seymour yelled and they both dashed upstairs to Yuna's room admiring her room and he smelled her scent as he smiled. They began dancing feeling calm and everything.

Auron and Lulu both shrugged as they went fast into Rikku's room and were fighting over the cd player so that people can hear their music from the neighborhood but then it ended with the cd player broken as they had to use their small cd players.

Wakka was sitting their knowing Rikku was going to have a surprise and Yuna and Rikku were sitting still hearing cute music. Yuna giggled as Rikku smirked and glared at Cloud's and Tidus's back.

Tidus started a new game skipping the commercial and put a new game on. "Who should I choose?"

Cloud shrugged, "How about Chris?"

Rikku's head shot up high. "Huh but Yuna's comments on him will make Tidus really angry you know so starting with Chris won't be cool and why is Chris in this game!"

Tidus laughed. "Don't worry Rikku we can change Chris around and the reason why Chris is in it is because like I said Lollypop Evil is just like Resident Evil!" He started changing Chris's look into a Lollypop head as Rikku's mouth dropped and he smiled.

"Ok first zombie is tough like the others! See here is how much hp he has!" Tidus stated as Rikku and Yuna looked at the hp of the zombie from a guide book they got randomly.

"1 hp wow Tidus that sure is tough to beat. Oh my god we can't beat him," Rikku said sarcastically as Cloud and Tidus nodded.

Tidus paused the game and put a hand on her shoulder. "I know kid it will be hard but we will try our best so don't you worry!"

Rikku looked at him with a look that said, 'If you had a brain you would know I was being sarcastic.' Tidus didn't notice.

He unpaused the game and starting going through the dining room where the table was made out of chocolate, the candles were made out of candy canes, the typewriter was made out of jelly substance and the Clock was made out of chips. (Lol) He went to the end of the dining room where the fire was. It was real but the blood that was on the ground was just a purple substance as Tidus thought of it as Grape soda.

He went to another room with a hallway and it wasn't really scary because the wallpapers of the walls were all pink with daisies as Rikku was fake puking. He went to the first zombie where there was a small scene:

The zombie was eating up Kenneth as Chris stared in Horror. "Oh MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY!"

The zombie started to finish as he stood up and turned around. The zombie didn't look like a zombie, he had a lollypop head and normal clothes a little torn with purple substances in his mouth and where Kenneth's neck was there was the purple substance too.

Kenneth started to stand up acting like a zombie but laughed. "Thanks for the grape soda." He left and the zombie waved to him. The zombie then looked at Chris and then that started the fight.

The scene ended as the battle began. "I have to eat him fast," Tidus said.

Rikku tried not to laugh and succeeded. "And how will you do that? Aren't you supposed to use a gun or weapon?"

"Yeah I use a fork and knife to cut the lollypop. Good thing is lollypops are hard right but these are soft!" Cloud said as Tidus equipped the knife and fork and started eating him and hit ½ damage. The Zombie hit him with his head and gave him ¼ damage. Chris had 1 hp like the zombie but this was just the beginning. Tidus attacked again and killed him giving him ½ damage again.

Cloud and Tidus laughed. "BOO YA!"

Rikku looked at it bored. "Aren't you supposed to run away from it and then find he fork and knife like in Resident Evil where I have to find the gun! And where is the cursing the game promised!"

Yuna laughed. "I think the cursing part will answer your question in a matter of seconds and I guess it's a little different then the Resident Evil game." Rikku nodded sighing again for the millionth time.

Chris went to the zombie and tasted the so called blood from the zombie and liked it. "Fuck him he needed to die. So now he can burn his ass all the way to hell!"

Rikku screamed and fainted as Yuna looked at her worried. "Rikku! Are you ok! Don't worry I will heal you!" She used her cure on Rikku as Rikku came back feeling tired.

"Ugh thanks Yunie." Wakka shook his head laughing as Cloud and Tidus laughed to.

"Told you so," Tidus and Cloud both said.

Rikku stuck her tongue out. "Whatever…"

The doorbell rang as Tidus wondered why many people were bothering them every 5 seconds. Wakka looked at him. "Because many people enjoy tormenting you. Now this person at the door isn't from Midgar or the other places, not even from Spira or Scotland but from somewhere you may think is weird because you know the place."

Tidus grew silent staring at Wakka. "Now I wonder if you and Auron switched places."

Wakka smirked. "We did, didn't I tell you my therapist told me to give "advice" and info more."

"WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE AND HAVING THERAPISTS!" Tidus screamed.

Rikku and Yuna looked at him weirdly. "Yunie and I both have therapists. That's why she is into hot guys, her therapist advices her to be bubbly and hyper as for me just someone mature and screams at people for being "stupider"."

"YAY CANDY!" Yuna screamed randomly as Rikku laughed.

Tidus looked at them in disbelief and then remembered that someone was at the door as he heard someone ring the doorbell many times. "IT'S UNLOCKED YOU CAN FUCKING OPEN THE DOOR NOW!"

"HOW RUDE!" Someone screamed as Tidus wondered who was that and looked at Wakka.

Wakka noticed the stare and sighed. "I am here now and the person is there and when the doorbell rang I was talking to you so don't you think about!"

Tidus ignored him as he looked at Rikku and Yuna for any clues if they knew that person. They shrugged.

"Umm who is this!" Tidus screamed.

The mystery person came in the living room and it was someone you wouldn't know in any Final Fantasy, Resident Evil or any other videogame. "Hi my name is Sakura I live in the United States of America and I am only 12 soon to be 13 soon!" Well she said it all so I don't know what else to say. "Hey is that the narrator dude! That dude is my hero!"

Tidus laughed. "Well you hear he is awesome but he isn't in person well you can't see him but you know what I mean." Suddenly the Narrator kicked his butt.

Sakura looked at Tidus. "COOL! Awesome man!"

"Wait your from America where is that?" Yuna asked.

Sakura smiled. "Well I don't know how to explain it but it's from another world like Cloud here who is from another world also. So that explains it all Yuna."

Yuna and Cloud blinked and said at the same time, "How do you know my name!"

"I know everything about you guys. Its videogames and internet! That's Tidus who is a girl, Wakka, Rikku, of course Yuna and Cloud and Seymour, Sephiroth, Lulu and Auron upstairs."

Tidus who heard that comment glared at her. "You are so lucky that you're a girl because I WOULD SURELY KICK YOUR ASS FOR THAT COMMENT!"

Sakura shyly smiled. "But you are a girl and girls can kick boys and girls asses!"

"Well then let me kick your ass if I am a 'girl.'" Tidus was trying to get over to her to hurt her but Wakka stood up and hold him back. Sakura laughed sticking her tongue out at him.

Rikku blinked. "Wait you said you were from America isn't that from Resident Evil. They always mentioned the characters live in Raccoon City before Resident Evil 3 and that was in the U.S.A."

Yuna wondered the same thing but kept quiet. "That means your world has HORROR AHHHH I DON'T WANT TO VISIT YOUR WORLD! Wait a minute Lollypop Evil 2 and 3 are in Lollypop City in The U.S.A. Hey maybe there is lollypop zombies then the freaky and scary zombies in your game Rikku!" Tidus screamed in joy bouncing up and down as Cloud did the same and then Yuna did it too.

"YAY I LOVE BOUNCING UP AND DOWN!" Yuna screamed happily.

Tidus looked at Rikku and whispered, "She was fine a while ago until you said her therapist suggested her to be hyper then she became hyper how come?"

Rikku smiled. "He called me when you were screaming that why everyone has therapists."

Tidus scratched his head as he saw Sakura go up and joy. "You guys have Lollypop Evil I love that game!" Tidus smiled, a big one same with Cloud.

"COOL," both of them screamed at the same time.

Sakura then stopped with everyone stopping also. "Well actually I wish I was in the Lollypop Evil world but I am in a world with normalness but my friend Saiyan loves Resident Evil and can't stand Lollypop Evil because Resident Evil shouldn't have a parody."

Rikku smiled. "REALLY! A Resident Evil fan COOOL!" As she started hugging Yuna tightly as Yuna hugged her tighter smiling.

"I was also visiting the meet girl over there." She pointed at Tidus who wasn't paying attention as Cloud laughed. "Also I want to meet Cloud Gonads and Strifes here."

"Hahahahahaha- wait A MINIUTE its Cloud Strife! Where did you get Gonads and Strifes!" Cloud screamed.

Sakura snickered. "It was a song I was hearing sorry that was the only way to remember your last name since I have a short term memory. Only special things I remember."

Cloud forgave her as Yuna wondered what to do now as Wakka snickered. "Well Rikku will suggest to go see how Auron and Lulu are doing and also Seymour and Sephiroth."

Rikku didn't ask and glared at him for telling them. "Now that you know let's go see them."

Sakura giggled. "Did you get that mind reading from Hiei?" Wakka nodded as Tidus wondered who the hell was Hiei for the billionth time.

"WHO IS HIEI FOR GOD'S SAKE!" He screamed as everyone ignored him.

"Let's go see see-moor!" Sakura suggested. "I like that name See-More! Yo Wakka let's go see-more monkeys muahahahahahaha!" Wakka laughed as everyone did the same and they all went upstairs even Tidus who was silent for some unknown reason.

A/N Muahahahahahaha well I stopped it there! Yeah Sakura has a nickname chart:

Tidus: girl
Seymour- See-more
Shuyin- Shoe-in
Squall- Squack

Sakura: When will Shoe-in and Squack be in the story?

Me: I don't know about Shuyin but Squall will be there soon. Anyways if you want to Review then you can I am not forcing you to. Anyways I am going to try updating ASAP.