a man called sahnjoh
Kyo and Tohru are walking down an old dirt road arm's linked.
Kyo:Huh what's that up ahead?
Tohru:It look"s like a car maybe someone's in trouble.
As the two walk up they don't know that what they find will change sohma house forever.
Man:Hey someone hand me that wrench.
Kyo: Here you go.
Man:Hey thank's.
Car backfires and catches the engine on fire.
Man:Aghhhhhhhhhh it's hot!
Gets out from under th car and run's around in circles with his hair on fire.
Kyo dumps a bucket of water on the guys head.
Kyo:Hey you okay?
Man: I'm fine just fine.
Kyo: Ughhh y..y...y...your Sahnjoh.
Sahnjoh:what's th matter i dont bite you havent changed.
Both sahnjoh and kyo hve their back's to each other.
Tohru: Excuse me what's going on here?
Kyo: This asshole here is a Sohma.
Sahnjoh: Knucklehead.
Kyo:WHAT DID YOU CALL Me!
Kyo and Sahnjoh nearley kill each other until Torhu drags them off by their ears.
Later
Shigure: So you two got in another fight?
Sahnjoh: He started it.
Kyo: No i didn't.
Shigure: Tohru you must be curious about Sahnjoh well ill tell you...
Starts Telling Tohru about Sahnjohs dark past.
Tohru: oh my hugs Kyo because she was freaked out.
(POOF)
Sahnjoh: Hahahhahahaahahahahahah stupid cat.
dosent even notice tohru who purpously hugsw him.
(POOF)
Tohruh: He's a hyena
end chapter 1