The Wedding From Hell
Lita was looking for a wedding dress. All she could think of was the name Edge. "Stupid match in Summerslam I knew this would happen!"Lita said. Just then Edge came and said," I want you to wear this dress. It was a white strapless gown and it was beautiful. Just as he left, Lita threw the gown away and threw a vase into a mirror. She just got an ugly black and strapless gown with nothing else. She didn't care how it looked, all she cared about was having someone else to marry.
She just bought the dress and left. She went home and slept after a long day.
The next day, Lita hid the dress and told Edge she bought the white dress. It was Monday. Lita went to Stacy's house and partied 'till six. Lita drove Stacy to Raw. The wedding was supposed to come first. She wore her dress and sighed. Soon it began. The music chimed as Lita walked down the aisle. The fans and even Edge was surprised that she wore a black gown. As she finally finished, the vows began. Lita said," Edge, I hate you more than life itself and even though I have no choice but to marry you I hope you will suffer in a horrible accident that causes you to rot in hell." Edge was furious, but soon smiled and calmed down. Edge, instead of a vow he gave her a tribute. They both said I do. Just as they were about to kiss, Batista came running down to rescue Lita. A line of fire blocked their way, but there was a staircase so they ran as fast as they could and ran back to the lockeroom.
The wedding was now over.