Chapter 2: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Kagome had left the feudal era for a few days to get food. She had finally returned with a lot of candy for e Shippo walked aimlessly looking for anyone from the group. Soon enough he found Miroku sitting next to the lake. "Hey Miroku!" Shippo called out to him. Miroku turned around and smiled " How many licks does take to get to the center of tootsie pop?" Shippo asked him. Miroku took a tootsie pop from Shippo. "i shall tell you later Shippo when i am finished...come back later." Miroku said. Shippo looked at him with a twisted face. As shippo walked away he saw Miroku walking to two young women who were washing their clothes in the lake and giving one of them the lollipop. The girl blushed and kissed Miroku on the cheek. Shippo turned around and transformed into an ugly woman. He walked over to miroku and grabbed his arm . " Come on sweety the kids are waiting for us. You were supposed to bring food. Come on sweety! Minnie ae to get to the center of tootsie pop?" Shippo asked him. Miroku took a tootsie pop from Shippo. "i shall tell you later Shippo when i am finished...come back later." Miroku said. Shippo looked at him with a twisted face. As shippo walked away he saw Miroku walking to two young women who were washing their clothes in the lake and giving one of them the lollipop. The girl blushed and kissed Miroku on the cheek. Shippo turned around and transformed into an ugly woman. He walked over to miroku and grabbed his arm . " Come on sweety the kids are waiting for us. You were supposed to bring food. Come on sweety! Minnie and Mo are waiting to get some food and you know Mo is sick. Were you planning to leave the family at such a bad time? why are you always flirting with women Miroku? " Shippo put did fake tears to get the other women's attention. " You're sickening!" Said the woman whom he had given the tootsie pop to. "Come on let's leave!" Said the other woman. "hmph." both women said as they started to walk away. "Wait please! I don't even know this woman! I haven't even asked you to bare my children yet!" Miroku said reaching for them. Miroku fell to the ground crying and the girl threw the lollipop at his head. He stood up and wiped the dirt off of him. He turned around to see
no one there. Shippo was long gone!

Shippo walked over to a field of flowers where he found little rin picking flowers for Sesshomaru. "Hi rin!" shippo said walking over to her. Rin turned towards him obviously happy to see him and waved. Shippo handed her a tootsie pop. Before he could ask his question Rin kissed him on the cheek. "Oh thank you Shippo!" Rin said hugging him. "ah! um..Rin I have a question.Shippo said. "what is it?" Rin asked. " how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? " shippo asked Rin's smile dropped from her face automatically. "Oh...I don't know...maybe you should ask Lord Sesshomaru." Rin said. Shippo looked really nervous once she said that. " Um...maybe you could just lick the lollipop ?" he said nervously. Truth be told Sesshomaru scares him. He did NOT want to face the lord of the western lands. who could possibly kill Inuyasha . "hmm...ok!" Rin said as she started to lick the lollipop. "1,2,3,4,5,6,8,12,40... " Rin counted as she licked the lollipop (a/n: I DIDNT DO THIS TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE I DID IT TO BE FUNNY! ) Shippo looked at her a little confused. "Hey rin doesn't 7 come after 8 ? Um..rin..you cant count well can you?" Shippo asked. "No, I can't count very well...usually master jaken counts for me." Rin awnsered. "Oh well...thanks for your help Rin I'm gonna go now so I'll see ya later. " Shippo said as he started to walk away. Rin waved as he left and went back to picking flowers.

Shippo walked over to Inuyasha who was sitting up on a branch in the sacred tree. "Inuyasha!" Shippo called to him. Inuyasha jumped down. "what shrimp?"Inuyasha asked "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" Shippo asked him. "I dont know..." Inuyasha replied. shippo handed him a tootsie pop. Inuyasha looked at him funny and started to lick it. "1,4,3,90,elventy six, 80, 21..." Inuyasha counted. man inuyasha counts worse than Rin... Shippo thought. Shippo smiled innocently though he wanted to tell Inuyasha that his counting sucked . " 0,22,10,7! there shippo it takes 7 licks to get to teh center of a tootsie pop." Inuyasha said smiling thinking he was so great. Shippo couldn't take it any longer..." YOU CAN'T COUNT INUYASHA!" Shippo yelled. Inuyasha looked down. "shippo..." Inuyasha said in a rather rough voice. Shippo looked scared as hell. Inuyasha hit Shippo on the head 7 times. Shippo cried. "Why are you so mean to me?" Inuyasha hit shippo again and he blacked out.

Shippo's dream

Shippo looked like he was in a drawing he would have drawn himself. It was bright and sunny and there was an owl up in a tree and he had a handful of tootsie pops. He was all white no detail. Shippo looked up at the owl. "Mr.Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? " shippo asked. "let me see..." Mr.owl replied as he took a tootsie pop from Shippo. "1,2,3! " CRUNCH. "3 licks. " Mr.owl awnsered. Shippo looked very confused. Even Inuyasha couldn't do it that fast. "Thanks Mr.Owl." shippo said as he walked away. Suddenly Sesshomaru appeared in his dream and looked at him showing his scary fangs. Shippo screamed but Sesshomaru ate him whole.

End Dream

Shippo woke up with everyone around him. No one said anything. It was quiet. Shippo sat up. "Hey guys how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" Shippo asked them all. He put up a hand to silence them before they awnsered. "The world may never know!"

End of chap

Me: this chap may not have been as good as the second one but the third chap is insane (shows a little bit) shippo goes around asking where do babies come from?

Sesshomaru: that lil kitsune tasted bad...

Me: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO REALLY EAT HIM!

Sesshomaru: oops..uh...please review!