Hey ppl! This is my first story up here, so please be nice! No flames. -begs on knees- I'll cry if you flame. So will... -glances around- Dutchy! -grabs dutchy!muse- We'll both cry, and you don't want poor Dutchy to cry, do you? Aha, anywho, enjoy, read, and review!
dutchy!muse: -whispers something-Oh right!Disclaimer: I don't own Snitch or Skittery (Disney), Gatorade Lemonade (I have no clue) (actually, I own three bottles right now. heh, good stuff), but I do own Galactic Magnet and the quote, and all of Skittery's misprints are my own.
Aha, read on!
SUMMER
"Oh my god, there is no way it can be this hot." I mutter, throwing an irritated glance toward the thermometer on the table beside me as I attempt to continue typing. Groaning, I let my head fall with a crash of plastic onto my poor computer's keyboard.
"Owe…" I mutter, rubbing my forehead ruefully as I glare, first at the keyboard, then the thermometer, and lastly at the computer screen as a message pops up.
baddermooder- Hey, hot stuff. Pun intended, ahaha!
-it says. I glance at the sender, my face lighting up as I recognize who it is.
thumbsucker-Ha. Hey yourself, Skitts! What's up?
baddermooder-Ah, the temp and the sky. Definitely not my mood, tho!
thumbsucker-Hahaha, when is it ever? And as for the temp, you can say that again! -head/desk- Owe…
baddermooder-Ouch, burn. For both of the first two… yeah…
thumbsucker-Don't hurt yourself there, Skitts.
baddermooder-Haha, shut up.
thumbsucker-No. -pouts-
baddermooder-AH! -hides-
thumbsucker-Hey! -throws over-sized ice cube-
thumbsucker-Wait! -scrambles to get ice cube bac-:
baddermooder-AHA! -jumps on ice cube-
baddermooder- -realizes that ice cube had melted already in the heat like that of you-know-where- AH! -falls- SPLAT! Ahahahahahahahahaha!
thumbsucker- -backs away- Uh, I think the heat's getting to you, Skitts. As 'Galactic Magnet' says, 'the summer heat does something to one's mind'.
thumbsucker-Skitts?
thumbsucker-Skittery?
baddermooder- -pops out of nowhere- SKITCHA!
thumbsucker-AH! -faints from fear and heat stroke-
baddermooder-Ah, Skitcha? -phones-
Suddenly, the phone rings. I pause, blinking at it.
baddermooder-Pick up the dang phone, Skitcha, or I shall be forced to walk to your house to see if you're all right.
baddermooder-And if I get heat stroke, it'd be your fault.
Laughing, I pick up the phone.
"Skittery, you are nuts." I pause, then fake cry. "And you care! You actually care!" He just snorts.
"Shut up, idiot." Sulking, I hold the phone against my ear with my shoulder as I type back also.
"Meanie."
thumbsucker- -pouts- You are so mean.
"Ha, thanks."
baddermooder- -shields eyes from Teh Pout, with Teh Sunglasses- JAJA, BEAT THAT!
"Welcome!" I glance briefly over at my bottle of Gatorade Lemonade to see a puddle of- something around it. "Ew, I think my Gatorade peed."
thumbsucker-'Jaja'? Ahahaha, you idiot!
"Excuse me? You think it… peed?"
baddermooder- Thanks, babe, but it was a misprit.
"Yeah! Well, either that, or it's condensation or I spilled some. But, dude, there's this… puddle of whatever around it. Ewww, it looks really gross, Skitts."
thumbsucker-Welcome! But wait- it was a misprit? Like, a 'my sprit'? What's a 'sprit' anyway?
"…Eww, I really want this subject to be dropped."
baddermooder-Gah. You're a jerk, Danny, a complete jerk. Misprint. Not… 'my sprit' or whatev…
"Ok, dropped, stopped, and forgotten. So… whatcha doing?"
thumbsucker- -blinks- Dude, Izzy. Sor-ry. What's buggin' you?
"Ah, nothing much…"
baddermooder- Meh… if I may repeat myself, nothing much.
"Mmhmm. If I may swerve off the non-exsisitant topic…"
thumbsucker-This is weird.
"What?"
baddermooder-Having two conversations at once?
"Yeah."
thumbsucker-It's confusing.
"Totally-"
baddermooder--agreed. (ok, quick note- pretend that there's a smiley after 'agreed'. stupid ffn won't let me have it. -sulks-)
"Aha,luv the smiley. It's cute."
thumbsucker-Like you, o-secksay-one. Ahahaha!
"Thanks!"
baddermooder-Ah! -shifty eyes- No-no, Danny, no-no! Me no 'secksay'. You 'secksay'! Yes-yes!
"Welcome!"
thumbsucker- Haha! Yes-yes for you, no-no for me.
"…Woo! I'm at a loss…"
baddermooder- Um, no. Vise-versa, love, vise-versa.
"A loss for what? Lovin'?"
thumbsucker- Aha, no. Un-vise-versa.
"…"
baddermooder-Un-un-vise-versa.
"Ahahahahahahaha!"
thumbsucker-Un-un-un-vise-versa.
"Shut up. Jerk. Ha."
baddermooder:Un-un-un-un-un-vise-versa… yeah… I'm confuzled. -eyes cross-
"Um… ha?"
thumbsucker: Haha! Let's drop that train and start another, secksay.
"Um?"
baddermooder: Watch me ignore the last bit.
"Yeah…"
thumbsucker: Ahahaha, SECKSAY HAWT!
"Just 'um'?"
baddermooder: -chokes on spit-
"Yeah…"
thumbsucker: -almost dies laughing-
"That's it!"
baddermooder: -continues choking-
"Er… yeah. Why?"
thumbsucker: -pauses- Izzy? You ok?
"...I dunno…"
baddermooder: -stares- Danny.
"O…kay…"
thumbsucker:Yeah?
"Hahaha…insert akward silence-here."
baddermooder: We're talking on the phone.
"Aha, yeah. You doing anything besides talking to me?"
thumbsucker: …yeah?
"Nope. Why?"
baddermooder:Did it sound like I was choking?
"Wanna come over?"
thumbsucker: Well, no… oh. Oh! Ahaha… -blushes-
"Sure! I'll be over in a sec!"
baddermooder- Yeah, smart one. We'll continue when I get over there.
"Kay! Byeseybye!"
thumbsucker- Thanks! I always knew you thought I was smrt! No wait-smart! I'm SMART! Ahahahahahaha!
"Later gator!"
baddermooder- -snorts- Idiot. See you in a few!
thumbsucker--pouts- Meanie. Bye, Skittle-bug!
I snicker, signing off before he could reply.
A few minutes later, the doorbell rings.
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