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Brian sat at the table writing checks for all the wedding costs.

Jesus Christ, he thought, did Em really need to get the doves?

But he just shook it off and went back to writing.

Justin walked into the room just as he was writing the last check.

"I've gone through an the entire book." He said as he held up the empty check book.

"Well…this is Emmet we're talking about…

You know how extravagant he can be." Justin replied.

"Yea I know…but doves? Do we really need the doves? And the fireworks?"

" I don't ask…I just pay for it…"

"You pay for it?" Brian enquired as he held up the check book again.

All he got in response was the finger.

Justin sat down at the table next to Brian and placed his hand over Brian's.

"We have to go ring shopping…

We only have a week left…" Justin said, smiling.

"I'll put that on the to do list for tomorrow…

We also have to get the cake and get the suits tailored." Brian replied

" Can you believe it? A week…and we'll be married…" Justin said.

"Sunshine…

Believe me…I never thought this would happen…

but…

I'm glad it is."

Justin leaned over and gave Brian a small kiss on the lips before he got up and walked into the bedroom.

Brian followed him , climbed into bed next to him and soon they were both asleep.

The next day…

"Ok…. so its settled…we'll take them." Brian said as the tailor took their measurements.

Brian and Justin had decided to forgo the traditional tuxes in favour of matching tan suits.

After all…

They weren't your average couple…

Justin watched Brian being measured for his suit….

That suit he thought, that's the suit he's gonna be married in…whoa…that's a whole different thing…Brian Kinney…. MARRIED! To me…the twink that wouldn't leave him alone…

Justin let out a little laugh at this thought.

" What's so funny over there?" Brian asked…

"Nothing…nothing at all…" Justin replied still with a little smirk on his face.

When they were done at the tux shop, Brian and Justin went ring hunting.

When the jeep stopped they were in front of Tiffany's and Co…

The same place where Brian got Justin's ring.

They went inside and started to look at all the rings in the glass cases.

Justin was walking in front of Brian when he all of a sudden stopped short.

His left hand swung out and hit Brian in the chest while he gasped and slammed his other hand to his own chest.

Brian raised an eyebrow and said, " Jesus Justin…if anyone in here didn't know that you were queer they sure as hell do now…

Now what has you queening out like that?"

Justin didn't say anything…

He just pointed a shaky hand at the display case.

Brian looked where Justin was pointing and saw a set of Platinum Milgrain wedding bands.

Price tag…

2,200.

But Brian could tell from how Justin was shaking from just looking at the rings that they were going home with them that day.

Brian motioned to the girl behind the counter to come and take the rings out for him and Justin to try on.

They were a perfect fit.

So when he handed the rings back to the girl, his credit card went with them.

"Oh my god…they are so perfect… I love them Brian!" Justin said as they got back into the jeep and continued on their way to the cake shop.

" They better be…they cost a whole hell of a lot of money…" Brian replied.

"Yea…they're only a little over what you paid for my ring…oops…"

"What did you say?"

"Heh …nothing..."

"How do you know how much your ring was?"

" I thought you said you didn't hear me?"

" I heard…I just wanted to make sure that's what you said…now how do you know how much I paid?"

"Um…ok…I was bored one day and I decided to look it up…

Not that it matters or anything… I was just curious…that's all…"

"You could have just asked me… I would have told you"

"Bull shit…"

"Yea…you're right…it is"

Justin slapped Brian in the arm and turned back just in time to see someone cross in front of the car.

"Brian! Watch out!" he yelled just a moment too late.

Brian slammed on the breaks, but not before the person in front of them was hit.

"Dammit!"

Justin got out of the jeep and ran to see if to person was ok.

He gasped at what he saw.

"Holy shit Brian! You hit Ethan!" Justin yelled from the front of the car.

Brian jumped out of the drivers seat to see Ethan…The Ethan just about to get up off the pavement.

Even thought his face was shocked, inside Brian couldn't help but laugh at the irony…

They were doing wedding chores and they happen to hit Justin's ex boyfriend with the car…

Ahh poetic justice…it's a damn good thing…

"Oh my god…Ethan! Are you ok?" Justin asked as he helped Ethan off the ground.

Then something hit him….

No… it wasn't another car…and shame on you for thinking that…

It was the fact that he was helping Ethan

The guy that lied to him and cheated on him and was just a plain old fucking asshole...no pun intended…to him…

When Ethan was about half way off the ground, Justin let go of his hand and dropped him flat on his ass.

"Fuckin asshole…come on Brian…let's go…" he hopped into the driver's seat of the car and motioned for a shocked Brian to get in the passenger seat.

He revved the engine and slammed on the gas pedal and was heading straight for Ethan.

"See you in hell motherfuc"

"Justin! Wake up…we're here…"

Justin's eyes fluttered open to see that they were outside the cake shop.

"Brian? Where's Ethan?" he asked…

" Ethan? How the hell would I know?"

It was a dream, Justin thought right before he burst out laughing.

"What is so funny?" Brian asked…

"You are never gonna believe this…."


Hahahaha! This was part one of chapter 13... I figured I would give you guys a little something funny before I started w/ the shmoop again…hope you like and chapter 13 part 2 should be up in a few days…