Title: The Frog Prince
Author Notes: Another quick story that just came to me right when I was about to fall asleep. Also, I'm not sure if you can get warts on your chest, I presume you can, I've never had a wart so I don't know.
Warning: Slash below the line. (I really need to start writing something other than slash)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. CBS, Mr. Jerry B, and Mr. Anthony Z. own all characters and the shows writers own the scripts. No money is being made of this. Only my ideas are mine and are not used with the idea of harming/offending anyone. I also don't own the story about the frog prince.
Summary: Greg notices something abnormal on his chest.
Rating: K+
Spoilers: None.
"Do you know what this is?" Nick heard Greg call from the bathroom.
Rolling his eyes, Nick replied," If I can't see it, I can't tell you." There was a pause, and Nick felt safe to return to his book.
"Maybe it's one of those mysterious lumps," Greg started up again. "You know, one of those ones that people ignore and the next thing they know, it's twice the size of their head."
Nick put his book down next to him on the couch as he let Greg's words sink in. Then, he managed a, "What?"
Greg appeared next to the couch wearing only boxers, which, Nick took the opportunity to note, looked hot.
"Look!" whined Greg, pointing to a small lump on his chest. Sighing, Nick got up to get a closer look. Upon seeing what it was, he shook his head.
"It's a wart," he commented and sat back down, ready to continue reading.
"What?" came Greg's confused voice. "But I'm not an ugly green witch who turns princes into frogs for girls to kiss."
Nick furrowed an eyebrow. "I'm going to ignore that comment for the moment." He looked up at Greg. "Warts are normal. They happen to everybody. We'll pick up some stuff tomorrow."
"Fine," Greg muttered, pouting as he took a seat beside to Nick. "But if I grow something larger than my head…"
"We'll never leave the bedroom again." Greg glared. "I'll make sure I suffer with guilt for the rest of my life."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. Now, about this frog prince thing."