Title: The True Meaning of TARDIS
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: not sure so I'll give it a PG or a 12, for now anyway
Summary: 5 Scenes/chapters with the same scenario, same time: Jack is drooling over the TARDIS. The only difference each time is … who is drooling over Jack?
Author's Note: This is a very silly fic I wrote whilst taking a break from some angsty fics I've been writing recently.
Disclaimer: I'm a student. I own a tatty book and a mouldy piece of cheese. I don't own Doctor Who.
Terrifically. Absolutely. Ravishingly. Definitely. Incredibly. Slutty
2) Rose/Jack/TARDIS
Rose was trying to read a glossy magazine whilst the Doctor had gone out to save a world Rose couldn't even pronounce. The Doctor had invited Jack to go with him but Jack declined and with a wink told the Doctor he was going to have a night in with the TARDIS. The Doctor wished Jack fun and then stormed off to face mortal danger. He'd be gone for a few hours at most.
Jack was leaping up and down like a kid in a sweetshop. He kept whizzing past Rose to get to different parts of the TARDIS, listing her components with glee, spoilt for choice as to which gadget to look at first.
"A maxejetalonicaquantrilexophonicaccelerator!"
"An absolutronicamplifunctionelectrogammadeflector!"
"Wow! A real biogenerobaticarpleophalliciumstimulator! TARDIS, your parts are amazing!"
Jack's techno babble and flattery to the TARDIS was still swimming in Rose' head. As he past her for like the fiftieth time, still cataloguing with reverie the many parts of the TARDIS, Rose stopped him without looking up from her magazine an even without moving.
"You are such a geek!" Rose told Jack, stopping him in his tracks.
"Hey!" Jack protested, before checking "that's a bad thing, right?"
"Sometimes, I guess. Bt some people find geeks very sexy." Rose flirted, biting her lip but still refusing to put her magazine down. Jack's eyebrow rose as he explored the signals coming from Rose. He decided to test the waters.
"Quadromaticsentientationdevice?" no response. "Xancrimadotheusblaster?" Rose gulped, as her mouth was as dry as a desert, but otherwise she made no move. "Tribophysicalwaveformicrokineticextrapolator?" Rose threw down her magazine and pounced on Jack.
Jacked winked at the TARDIS as the TARDIS moved Rose' bedroom so it was mere metres away. Rose and Jack engaged in carnal pleasures of the flesh whilst the TARDIS watched.
Jack, Rose and the TARDIS were very happy bunnies that night. The Doctor didn't know what he was missing.