My Favourite Things-
Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter. Or Voldemort.
Disclaimer2- I don't own the song "My Favourite Things". The lyrics in this story are my own but the song is not.
Plz rr. I'm taking requests for who I should do next. Credit will be given and I'm writing them in the order I get asked so my next few chapters after this should be Hagrid, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Percy, Seamus, Umbridge and McGonagall.
Flames are accepted as long as they're constructive.
For Hermione at 24, thanks for your suggestion. Never would have thought of this one myself.
Enjoy.
My Favourite Things,
by Voldemort.
Being so wicked, so fiendishly evil
Treating others like they're some kind of weevil
Being in charge at Death Eater meetings
These are a few of my favourite things
Plotting and planning to kill Harry Potter
Thinking of his mother, knowing I got her
The way I ruined his life with two green flashings
These are a few of my favourite things
Killing and torturing muggles and mud-bloods
Murdering slowing, the screaming, it's so fun
The smell of the blood and the thrill that it brings
These are a few of my favourite things
When Death Eaters
Call me 'Voldie'
And it makes me mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad