My Favourite Things-

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Disclaimer2- I don't own the song "My Favourite Things". The lyrics in this story are my own but the song is not.
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For jade idolatry, broadwaybrunett, KatieCat and Marauders Gal. Thanks for liking it so much you want more. Sorry it couldn't have come sooner.

My Favourite Things,
by Severus Snape.

Strange slimy potions that look really gory
Teaching students who all think that it's boring
Forcing them to work with threats and hexings
These are a few of my favourite things

Working with Voldemort, poor old Dumbledore
Knowing he trusts me makes me love my life more
Stabbing his back with him never knowing
These are a few of my favourite things

Dark Arts and curses, it's what I do live for
Spells and enchantments, so easy it's a bore
Avada Kedavra and random killings
These are a few of my favourite things

When I think of
Harry Potter
And it makes me mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad