Dirty Dueling
By: TheDayYouSaidGoodnight
Danielle: Hi! All! This is a song parody of Dirty Dancing. All Yu-Gi-Oh cast please do the disclaimer: First try at song parody.
All: This authoress doesn't own the song, she only owns the stupid edited lyrics okay. Nor does she own the lyrics of the Black Eyed Peas.
Danielle: Thanks guys.
Announcing the start of the song…..
Joey: Hot potato, hot potato 5x, 5x hot seat, hot seat, oh…
Duelo! you quire Duelo lololololololololo duelo,
Shut up, Tea! (Seto: friendship your ass girl)
A la musica, we'll be dueling, dueling, dueling a bit like Shadows.
And we gonna win it, win it, win it, gon win it.
Mai: Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Deck and deck movin' around
Yugi:I like to duel and win, I like to do my thang,
So woman get a little loose and make your hips swing.
It's like Yami's torturing me when I'm dueling with you.
Its like climax mommy when I win against you.
Bakura: So lets just dirty duel, yeah lets salsa,
Let's do that on the floor and make it hot now (Hot)
And mommy lose yourself into the Shadow Realm,
Blood on you face is the way I want ya, cough
And dumb over blood is where you're taking me,
To the shadow realm's where Pharaoh's taking me pouts :P
Tristan: And all me and Joey's sister are just dueling,
Dueling really bad and creating an outrage
But I remain calm and cool; you say jerk-boy,
That is too irrelevant so let's keep on dueling, cause
We speak Japanese and you speak Egyptian,
And dueling is the only thing that we'd be understanding.
Ishizu: I just wanna be dueling, dirty, dirty, dirty dueling, 2x
Duelo! yo quiero duelo lololololololololo duelo,
Shut up, Tea! (Seto: friendship your ass girl)
A la musica, we'll be dueling, dueling, dueling a bit like Shadows.
And we gonna win it, win it, win it, gon win it
Ryou: Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Deck and deck movin' around.
Malik: Let's dirty duel right here on the floor girl (Amelda?)
smacked in the face I'm sorry, I thought you're her.
(Rebecca: But I'm not sure if their all ready for this, let's
do
it for them I think they're ready for this)
Just beat me up with your deck I'll do it too,
Psycho, I'll do what your card says, it goes like this:
Fast beat
Baby just follow duel motion
Dueling a sensual motion,
Playing with so much emotion,
We are gettin' dirty now.
Marik
Its how we duel
Tea (egad….)
Its how we duel
Man
Its how we duel
Woman
Its how we duel
Woman
It's how we duel
Man
Its how we duel
Yami /Atem: addressing Vivian Wong
Me and my girl duel with so much tension
It looks like we have stress but we're just dueling
Dirty clothe-strip dueling with our clothes on,
If you are offended bro ( to Seto), we mean no harm.
Vivian: thinks the way how they should duel until she calls him
Atem-kun? (They're a good match!)
That's how we duel x4
Seto: offended and perverted
Yea just dirty dueling, ah ha just dirty dueling,
It's sexual just dueling (eww…), ah ha just dirty dirty dueling
Mokuba: I just wanna be dueling, dirty, dirty, dirty dueling, 2x
Duelo! yo quiero duelo lololololololololo duelo,
Shut up, Tea! (Seto: friendship your ass girl)
A la musica, we'll be dueling, dueling, dueling a bit like
Shadows.
And we gonna win it, win it, win it, gon win it.
Tea: Oh...dueling all around, dueling all around
Decks are cranky and movin' all around
Get the decks cranky and moving around
Odion: Duelo! yo quiero duelo lololololololololo duelo,
Shut up, Tea! (Seto: friendship your ass girl)
A la musica, we'll be dueling, dueling, dueling a bit like
Shadows.
And we gonna win it, win it, win it, gon win it.