Chapter Two

Calvin and Hobbes woke up to find that they were strapped to uncomfortable chairs. Calvin turned to Hobbes to say something but then realized something: they weren't wearing diving suits. But it felt as they were on dry land. Calvin opened his mouth. The water was like oxygen. He turned to see that Hobbes was smiling at the thought that they could breathe underwater, but immediately, Calvin started blurting.

"HOW COULD YOU BE THINKING OF BREATHING UNDERWATER AT A TIME LIKE THIS!" Calvin screamed, "WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" And he took a look around at his surroundings. The walls were made of metal, and there were tables in the room that looked like metal picnic tables. Across from them on the other side of the room were two things. One was a window with a sign over it that said, "Order here," and two was a door that suddenly banged open to reveal a tiny sea animal with one eye and it started walking towards them.

"Plankton," Calvin and Hobbes said together, remembering something they read in The Grim Grotto.

"Well, you knew my name," said the plankton in a very deep voice. Then it started laughing with its funny voice, and Calvin and Hobbes couldn't help but giggle a little. But they gained control and Calvin asked, "How can we breathe in here?"

"I had you eat underwater gum so you could breathe," Plankton replied, "It's a new invention of mine. And now I'm going to have you test my newer invention, the Transwarp!"

"Ha!" Calvin said, "Big deal. I can invent something like that in one hour.

"We'll see about that, human," Plankton said, and he started up his maniacal laughter again, but this was interrupted by Calvin screaming.

"LOOK, BUDDY," Calvin said, "I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! I HAVE A FIELD TRIP GOING ON UP THERE, AND IF MOM KNOWS I'M GONE, SHE'LL HAVE A FIT! SO I SUGGES-" but this was interrupted by some crashing. A door behind Calvin and Hobbes burst open to reveal two figures crashing forward while taking turns saying one word to complete the sentence:

"Plankton,"

"Will,"

"You,"

"Come,"

"Jellyfishing,"

"With,"

"Us?"

"Well, if it isn't SpongeDoop and his pink friend," Plankton said, but this arrival didn't last long, for the two new character's crash pushed Calvin and Hobbes into the Transwarp along with the two sea creatures, and now they were floating through the space time continuum, and they landed on some sidewalk.

"NOW WHERE ARE WE!" Calvin screeched. They had been freed from the chairs in the space time continuum, and Hobbes was now getting a good look at the two new figures.

One was a yellow square thing that looked like a piece of cheese, and the other was a fat pink thing that had a pointy head. They were both holding butterfly nets.

"Who are you?" Hobbes asked.

"I'm SpongeBob SquarePants-" the cheese said, but stopped when he realized that he couldn't breathe. He and the pink thing went into a nearby puddle. The cheese seemed to absorb it, and the pink thing drank the rest, but didn't swallow it, so he could talk without choking. They got up again and continued, "I'm SpongeBob," the sponge said, "and I'm a sponge. This is my buddy, Patrick Star, and he's a starfish." And both creatures started laughing in two different ways. SpongeBob was laughing in some sort of high pitched laugh that reminded him of a goat, and Patrick was laughing in a low, stupid laugh. Hobbes looked at them with an, "Oookaayy, dude," expression on his face as well as Calvin, and they wanted to just walk away without being seen with them. But they stopped laughing and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Hobbes, and this is-"

"I'm Dictator-for-Life Calvin of the G.R.O.S.S club!" Calvin announced, "So you better watch your step, morons!"

"Doesn't Squidward call us that?" SpongeBob asked Patrick, but Calvin had had enough, so he looked around at his surroundings. They were on a street, which didn't seem important, but when Calvin looked behind him, he saw a great big house that seemed to be 100 feet tall, and in front of them was a gate that read, "Foster's." So at that moment, a boy with lots of shaggy brown hair was walking towards them.