Yusuke Horror Picture Show
Koenma drove Yukina down a dirt road in the pouring rain at night. The windsheild wipers of his car strained to work against the rain. Koenma sighed, trying to see throught the rain that landed on the windsheild. Yukina, humming softly looking out the window, ate chocolates and listened to some old radio play by Orson Welles called "The Shadow". A motorcyclist sped by, his bike roaring. Yukina looked back at him then looked back at Koenma.
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. They sure do take their lives into their hands what with the weather and all..."
"Yes, Yukina, life's pretty cheap to that type..."
Yukina took out a peice of gum and offered Koenma a peice. He shook his head, shaking his head and slowed the car down to a halt.
"What's the matter Koenma, darling"
He stared at the road block in front of them that said "Dead End".
"I think we took the wrong fork a few miles back."
"Oh, dear! But then where did the motorcyclists come from"
"Hmm...well, I guess we're gonna have to turn back." Koenma put the car in reverse stepped on the accelerator. The back wheel of the car skid and exploded.
"What was that bang"
"We must have had a blow out...damn it! I knew I should have had that spare tire fixed" He hit the dashboard and Yukina rolled her eyes.
"You better stay here while I go for help."
"Where will you go in the middle of nowhere"
"Didn't we see a castle a few miles back? Maybe they have a phone I could use." He unbuckled and started to open his car door but stopped when he heard Yukina say.
"I'm coming with you."
"What? There's no point in the both of us getting wet, Yukina."
"I'm coming with you" She unbuckled and looked at him, smiling.
"Besides, darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful young woman and I might not see you ever again." Koenma laughed and got out of the car, yukina following him and putting a newspaper on her head. As the rain poured off of the newspaper onto her face and she tried to catch up with Koenma, Yukina began to sing softly.
"In the velvet darkness of the blackest night, burning bright..."She ran to catch up with Koenma.
"There's a guiding star. No matter...who you are." They saw a castle with it's lights on in the distance and saw it's flag waving. Yukina held Koenma's arm as they stared at the castle and sang together.
"There's a light..."
Over at the Frankenstien place...
"There's a light..."
Burning in the fireplace...
They looked at each other, singing.
"There's a light...in the darkness...of everybody's life." Way above Yukina and Koenma from a cell-like window at the castle, was Kurama. He stared at them and sang softly in a high, haunting, creepy voice.
"The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life...into my life..."
Yukina and Koenma came closer and closer to the castle's gates as they sang.
"There's a light..."
Over at the Frankenstein place...
"There's a li-i-i-ight..."
Burning in the fireplace...there's a light, a light...
"In the darkness...of everybody's life..." They ran to the gate with had a crooked sign that said "Enter At Your Own Risk." They opened the gate and ran towards the castle's door.
Genkai sat at her armchair, leaning forward with some urgency and smoking a pipe. She took it out and spoke.
"And so it seemed that fortune had smiled on Koenma and Yukina and that they had found the assistance that their plight had required-or had they"
Thunder clapped as Koenma rang the doorbell, which made a weird sound.
"Oh, Koenma, let's go back. I'm cold and frightened..."
"Just a moment, Yukina. They may have a phone."
The door opened and throbbing loud music was heard in the background like there were a party going on. Kuram, the hunched-back servant, looked at Koenma and then at Yukina.
"Hello..."
"Hi! My name is Koenma Majors and this is my fiancee, Yukina Weiss. Our car broke down and I was wondering if we could use your phone."
"You're wet..." Kurama replied, looking at them drip.
"Yes" Yukina said. "It's raining." Thunder clapped and Koenma saw a row of vehicles parked by the castle and reacted in surprise. Kurama realised that Koenma had seen them and said.
"I think you'd better come inside..." He stepped to the side. Yukina smiled softly.
"You're too kind." They stepped in and Kurama closed the door. He lead them down a staircase and beckoned them to follow him. As they followed him, the music got louder. Yukina looked around, clinging to Koenma.
"Oh, Koenma, I'm frightened...what kind of a place is this"
"I's probably some kind of a hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
Not to Koenma and Yukina's knowledge, another servent, Keiko, rested silently on the stair banister on the side of them. Yukina looked at Kurama as Keiko slowly started to move.
"Are you having a party"
"No. You have arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs..."
"Oh...lucky him." Keiko sat on the banister yelled happily, scaring Koenma and Yukina.
"He's lucky, you're lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky" She tossed her frizzy head back and laughed. Yukina and Koenma looked back at Kuram, who was standing by a grandfather clock then opened it, showing a skeleton and started to sing in a low, haunting-like voice.
"It's astounding...time is fleeting...madness...takes it's toll...but listen closely..." Keiko came up behind Yukina and Koenma and sang, smiling and scaring them. "Not for very much longer"
"I've got to keep control..." Kurama moved away from the clock and screamed, singing.
"I remember doing the Time Warp! Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit me! And the void would be calling" He pushed to great big doors that lead to a gigantic ballroom filled with guests in black suits and weird glasses and hats, who sang.
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again"
Yukina fell into Koenma's arms, fainting. He revived her by smacking her cheek softly.
Genkai moved from her desk to the wall behind it and pulled down a chart with dance steps on it. She smacked the chart with a pointer, gesturing the appropriate section of the chart with it.
"It's just a jump to the left"
The guests jumped to the left in one giant step, then took a little step to the right, put their legs back together and did it again repeatedly.
"And a step to the ri-i-i-ight"
Genkai stood on her desk and put her hands on her hips.
"Put your hands on your hips"
The guests put their hands on their hips and brought their knees in.
"You pull your knees in ti-i-i-ight! But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust" They did pelvic thrusts towards Yukina and Koenma.
"That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane" They jumped, turning their whole bodies to the left and throwing their arms up in the air.
"Let's do the Time Warp again" They jumped again to the right, throwing their arms in the air again.
"Let's do the Time Warp again" Yukina and Koenma turned and ran up the stairs, and started to run out the ballroom doors where they collided with Keiko, who sang in a sexy, kinda deep woman voice.
"It's so dreamy...oh, fantasy, free me! So you can't see me...no, not at all..." She pushed them away back down the stairs.
"In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, well secluded, I see all..." Koenma and Yukina looked at her then at Kurama who came up besides them and took Keiko's hand, looking at them and singing.
"With a bit of a mind flip..."
"You're into the time slip-ah"
"And nothing...can ever be the same..."
"You're spaced out on sensation..."
"Like you're under sedation"
The guest screamed, doing their little dance.
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again"
Botan sat on top of a piano in sparkly gold glittery suit jacket, red vest/bustier and a matching sparkly gold glittery matching hat and sang.
"Well, I was a-walking down the street just a-havin' a think. When a snake of a guy came me an evil wink" She winked at Koenma and Yukina.
"He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise." She shook, smiling.
"He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again" She threw her hat. The guests did their dance again, screaming.
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again"
Genkai, who was obviously have way too much fun with the the dance, still danced on her desk.
"It's just a jump to the left"
"And a step to the ri-i-i-ight"
"Put your hands on your hips"
"You bring your knees in ti-i-i-ight! But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust! That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane! Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again" The guests fell down on the floor and just laid there, ending their song. Yukina poked Koenma and whispered.
"Koenma, say something"
"Say" The guests sat up at looked at Koenma.
"Do any of you guys know the Madison"
Ho, yeah, bitches! Second Chapter is up! Chapter three will be up reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal soon! Review, please-a!
Keiko: God, my hair, I swear to god, I'm never gonna get it back to normal!
Kurama: Well, at least you're not bald!