I'm so glad that you guys like Yusuke Horror Picture Show! Hm...maybe after this I could draw a picture of them as the cast of Rocky.:P I'm sorry that some of the puncutation such is like missing, it's because on my computer the word pad makes the puncutation like...disappear! That's for your reviews ...um...yeah! I love you all!

Nobody laughed at Koenma's comment. They slowly got up, looking like rabid dogs. Koenma and Yukina backed away from the guests the ballroom slowly. The two of them stopped with there backs to dark green metal elevator doors. Behind them the lift slowly descends bearing a figure in a black cloak and a diamante stiletto heel - beating in time to a rhythm the band has started playing.Yukina whispered, her eyes wide.

"Koenma, please let's get out of here..."

"For God's sake, Yukina, keep a grip on yourself."

"But it seems unhealthy here."

"We can't go anywhere until I get to that phone."

"Then ask the bulter or somebody!"

"Let's just wait a while, Yukina, we don't want to interefe with their celebrations."

"This is the Junior Chambers of Commerce, Koenma!"

"They're probably foreigners with different ways than our own. The may do some more...folk dancing..."

"Koenma, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!"

"I'm here, there's nothing to worry about."

Yukina looked at the elevator saw the figure inside. The figure turned around and Yukina screamed, then fainted.The doors opened Kuwabara stood there, his red lips in a smirk, his cloak covering all of his body. He looked at Yukina then at Koenma, singing.

"How do you, I...

see you've met my..

faithful handyman..

.he's a little brought down

because when you knocked,

he thought you were the candyman..." Kurama scowled at Kuwabara, who stepped out of the elevator, walking past Koenma Yukina, who had come to, across the ballroom to a throne where Botan was.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look,

don't judge a book by it's cover.

I'm not much of a man by the light of day.

But at night I'm one hell of a lover!"

Kuwabara stood in front of the throne ripped his cloak off, revealing his black transvestite attire. The guest screamed with delight.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite!

From Transexual, Transilvannia!"

He slowly moved back to Koenma Yukina, doing leg kicks.

"Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound,

You look like you're both pretty groovy."

He circled them pushed them, forcing them back into the ballroom.

"Or if you want some visual

not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie."

Kuwabara walked to his guests and greeted them, shaking their hands as they said hello to him. Koenma Yukina followed him. Koenma said to Kuwabara.

"I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry."

"Right!"

"We'll just say where we are then go back to the car...We don't want to be any worry."

Kuwabara spun around to face them, still smirking and singing.

"So you got caught with a flat,

Well-how 'bout that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic."

Kuwabara turned his back on Koenma and Yukina again, departing to the end of the ballroom where his throne was. He sat down on his throne, his feet over the arm of it. Kurama and Kieko on his left side, Botan by his feet.He sang softly, looking at Yukina and Koenma.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite...

From Transexual, Transilvannia..."

From his throne, Kuwabara guestured towards Yukina and Koenma.

"Why don't you stay for the night?" Kurama and Kieko whispered, singing.

"Night."

"Or maybe...a bite." Botan looked at Yukina and Koenma, pretending to bite Kuwabara's feet.

"Bite."

Kuwabara played with Kurama's hair, singing.

"I could show you my biggest obbession.

I've been makin' a man

With blonde hair and a tan

And he's good to for relieving my tension." The guests started to surround Kuwabara, adoringly.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transilvannia..." Kuwabara got up from his throne, and started walking back to the elevator.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite..." The guests sang, kind of high.

"Sweet transvestite..."

"From Transexual, Transilvannia..."

"Transilvannia..."

The music ended as Kuwabara stood by the lift, posing a little.

"So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab." Yukina and Koenma looked at him.

"I see you shiver in antici..." He looked at Yukina, who stared at him with wide eyes, waiting for him to finish his sentence.

"Pation..." He smirked.

"But maybe the rain!"He sang, scaring Yukina and Koenma, his words kind of rushing together.

"Is really to blame..." He got back into the elevator, not taking his eyes off Yukina and Koenma.

"So I'll remove the cause...but not the symptom!" The lift's door closed and the guest cheered as the lift went up.

There we go! So...uhm...is this one too short? Can you jsut imagine Kuwabara in a glittery black bustier? I bet some of you jsut threw up a little in your mouths...some people might it'd be hot:P Revieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it, peoples!

Kuwabara: I'm so hot! poses