Disclaimer/Side-Note: And now...the moment you have all been waiting for...Yusuke Horror Picture Show Chapter Four, starring Hiei and Yusuke as Eddie and Rocky! is deafened in both ears from all the rabid crazed fangirls and their high pitched screaming (Hiei comes out from behind the red curtains on the stage on a motorcycle, dressed as Eddie with Yusuke sitting behind him dressed as Rocky) Fangirls scream louder, some are crying as if they are in the front row of their favorite band in concert. Hiei glares at the girls and they scream louder, chanting his name.Yusuke waves at the fangirls, but the girls are way too intrested in Hiei and his Eddie attire.. Hiei moves away from the side of the stage as one of his fangirls tries to grab him.He jumps back onto his motorcycle and the boys drive back behind the curtains And now, Yusuke Horror Ch. 4: Eddie!
The guests began to walk out of the ballroom, and to Dr. Kuwabara's laboratory. As the last of the guests had left the ballroom, Kurama and Keiko closed in on Koenma and Yukina. They began to remove the couple's wet clothes. Botan moved from the bandstand and crossed to Koenma and Yukina. She stood there, watching them being undressed.
"Slowly, slowly, it's too nice a job to rush!"
"Oh, Koenma." Yukina said, her shirt pulled up over her head.
"It's alright, Yukina, we'll play along for now and pull our aces out when the time is right." Koenma replied as Keiko pulled his pants down and took them off. He turned and looked at Botan, who had been staring at his tighty-whities.
"Uh, hi. I'm Koenma Majors and this is my fiancee, Yukina Weiss. You are...?"
"You're very lucky to be invited to Kuwa's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilage."
Kurama and Kieko placed the wet clothes on Botan's outstretched arm and left to the lift.Kurama opened the cage doors to the lift. Koenma shivered a little, looking at Botan.
"Oh, people like you maybe?"
"Ha! I've seen it!"
Botan threw her arm into the air and let the wet clothes fall. Yukina gasped.
"Oh!"
Kieko came up behind Yukina and Koenma and pushed them forward to the lift.
"Come along, the master doesn't like to be kept waiting...shift it!"
She pushed them into the lift and stepped in. Kurama closed the lift doors and started it. Koenma and Yukina stood scrunched together by Kieko and Botan as Kurama stood by the door, holding the lever to the lift. Yukina looked at Keiko.
"Is he-Kuwabara-is he your husband?"
Keiko snorted and rolled her eyes as Botan giggled. Kurama looked out through the lift, saying in a stern low voice.
"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simple his servants."
"Oh."
Kurama pulled the lever and the lift stopped. It was somewhat like a student observation operating theatre and a Greek gymnasium. It is pink-tiled throughout, facing the lift entrance is a circular area containing a tank on pedastles. The wall to one side contained a raised dias area for the guests and facing one end of the tank were the operational controls, a monitor, and a giant refridgerator. A chandelier hung above the tank. On the podium in front of Kuwabara's chambers, there was a microphone. Near the podium, there were some weights and behind the tank, there is a vaulting horse. Both of the items were wrapped on cellephane. The guest looked down from their positions above the tank, waiting for the lift to open. Kuwabara, in a surgeon's outfit, stood in the middle of the room. The doors opened and they stepped out into the laboratory. Kurama got out of the lift first, with a glass of champagne. He handed the champagne to Kuwabara.
"Keiko," He said, Keiko stepped out and stood by him.
"Botan," Botan stepped out and stood on the other side of him.
"Go and assist Kurama." They crossed to Kurama behind the tank.
"I will entertain, ah..."
Yukina and Koenma stepped out of the lift.
"I'm Koenma Majors and this is my finacce, Yukina Vice."
"Weiss!"
"Weiss."
Kuwabara smiled and kissed Yukina's hand, causing her to giggle in response.
"Encante...well...how nice...and what...charming underclothes you both have."
He laughed, circling them and took too coats from Kurama. He handed them to Koenma.
"Here...put these on. They'll make you feel...less vulnerable."
Keiko and Botan crossed over to the podium as Kuwabara continued.
"It's not often we receive visitors here...let alone, offer them hospitatily."
"Hospitatily!" Koenma cried, moving towards Kuwabara.
"All we wanted to do was use your phone, god damn it! A reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore!"
"Koenma, don't be ungrateful!" Yukina said, running to his side.
"Ungrateful!"
The room fell silent. The guests looked at Kuwabara, waiting for his reaction. A smile broke onto his lips.
"How...forceful you are, Koenma...Such a perfect specimen of mandhood. So dominant."
Keiko and Botan laughed.
"You must be awfully proud of him, Yukina."
"Well...yes...I am."
The guest murmured soflty appreciatively. Koenma laughed and blushed, a little embarassed. Kuwabara looked at Koenma again.
"Do you have any tattoos, Koenma?"
"Certainly not!"
"Oh...well...how about you?" He laughed, looking at Yukina. Kurama approched Kuwabara, saying softly in his eerily, yet sexy soft voice.
"Everything is in rediness, Master. We merely await your word..."
Kuwabara drank his champagne and handed the empty glass to Kurama. Kurama went to the control panel as Kuwabara went to the podium.
"Tonight, my unconventional conventionists..." He smiled as Kieko, Botan and the guests laughed politely.
"You are to witness a breakthrough in biochemical research...and paradise is to be mine!"
The guests and everyone applauded. Yukina started to clap as well until Koenma shook his head, indicating that she shouldn't.
"It was strange the way it happened. One of those quirks of fate, really. One of those moments when you seem irredeemably lost: you panic; you're trapped; your back's against the wall. There's not way out, until suddenly...you get a break!"
He cracked the bones in his hands.
"All the peices seem to fall into place...Oh, what a sucker you have been...what a fool...The answer was there the whole time. It took a small accident to make it happen...an accident!"
"An accident..."
Kieko and Botan said softly, walking to either side of him.
"That's how I discovered the secret."
He said through grit teeth.
"The elusive ingredient, that spark...that is the breath of life... itself!"
The guests applauded again. Kuwabara made his way to the tank.
"You see, Koenma and Yukina, you are fortunate. For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be born."
Everyone applauded once more as Kuwabara pulled the cover off of the tank. Kurama looked from his position at the control panels. The guests were astonished as the tank was revealed. They could see that something was inside the tank is immersed in a clear fluid.
"Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator!" Kuwabara yelled. Kurama flicked the switch to activate the oscilloscopes in the panel.
"And step up the reactor power input three more points." Kurama pressed a button three times then began to unwind a wheel. Kuwabara watched excitedly from behind the tank as the chandelier was lowered. It spurt out different colored liquids into the tank. The liquids bubbled and changed colors. The thing inside of the tank begins to take a human form.
"Koenma..."
"It's alright, Yukina."
The liquids drained away and the form began to move. Kuwabara climbed up a ladder at one end of the tank, Kurama at the other. Yusuke sat up, raised his arms, and finally stood upright with both arms outstretched. Kurama removed the bandage from Yusuke's head. Yusuke looked at Kurama and then at Kuwabara. He gaspsed and leaped up, grabbing a hold of the chandelier. At the same time, Kurama went down his ladder, making to the handle. He wound up the chandelier. Yusuke, with only his head unbandaged and hanging onto the chandelier which Kurama was winding up, looked down at everybody and started to sing.
"The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head..."
Kuwabara ran down his ladder and kicked Kurama, who had started to lower the chandelier. Kuwabara ran up the stairs to meet his creation coming down. Keiko and Botan cross to the tank.
"And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cuttin' the thread!
Oh, woe is me! My life is a misery!
Oh, can't ya see that I'm the start of a pretty big downer?"
As Yusuke got level to him, Kuwabara lunged for him but landed into the tank because Yusuke simultaneously abandoned the chandelier, landed between Keiko and Botan, who each had a pair of scissors with which they proceeded to cut Yusuke's arm and leg bandages off as he kept singing.
"I woke up the morning with a start when I fell outta bed."
The weird guests, included Kurama, Keiko and Botan sang.
"That ain't no crime!"
"And left from my dreaming was a feeling of un-nameable dread!"
"That ain't no crime!"
"My high is low, I'm dressed up with nowhere to go. And all I know is I'm the start of a pretty big downer!"
Kuwabara, who was in the tank behind Yusuke, put his arms around Yusuke's neck. Yusuke spun away and Kuwabara fell down. Keiko and Botan hung onto one side of his chest so that it undid as he went.
"Sha la la la, that ain't no crime!"
"Oh, no no, no no."
"Sha la la la, that ain't no crime!"
"No no no, no no."
"Sha la la la, that ain't no crime-that ain't no crime!"
Yusuke posed when he was unbandaged. He climbed up a ladder attached to the tank near the bridal chambers. Kurama stood behind the tank as Kieko and Botan stood in front of it. Kuwabara picked himself up and looked at Yusuke, who sat on the ladder.
"Well...that's no way to act on yuor first day out." Yusuke looked at his feet with a expression of hurt on his face.
"But as you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive and forget."
Kuwabara stood by Kurama behind the tank, looking up at Yusuke and admiring him.
"I just love success..." Kurama edged closer to Kuwabara.
"He's a credit to your genius, Master."
"Yes..."
"A triumph of your will." Keiko said, standing next to Kurama.
"Yes..."
"He's okay!" Botan smiled, holding onto the side of the tank. Kuwabara looked at her, his mouth open a little.
"Okay? Well...I think we can do a little better than that!"
Kuwabara made his way over to Yukina and Koenma.
"You!" He said to Yukina.
"What do you think of him?"
"Well..." Yukina looked up at Koenma, smiling a little.
"I don't like men with...too many muscles."
"I didn't make him for you!"
Kuwabara ran back to Yusuke, yelling.
"He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval! And he didn't even take the lessons..."
As Kuwabara started to sing, Botan led Yusuke down from the ladder.
"A weakling...weighing ninty-eight pounds...will get sand in his face...when kicked! To the ground..."
Yusuke laughed a little and sat on the vaulting horse.
"And soon in the gym
with a determined chin
the sweat from his pores
as he works for his ca-ha-hause."
Keiko and Kurama brought over the weights as Kuwabara sang.
"We'll make him glisten
and gleam
and with a massage
and just a little bit of..."
Kuwabara ran a finger down Yusuke's stomach to his leopard underwear.
"Ste-he-he-heam..."
He laughed.
"He'll be pink!
And quiet clean..."
He walked past Yusuke to one of Yusuke's presents, the vaulting horse, and pulled it in front of the podium.
"He'll be a...stroooong man,
Oh honey!
But the wroooong man!
He'll eat nutritious high protein
And swallow raw eggs.
Try to build up his shoulders,
His chest, arms and legs.
Such an effort -
If he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days,
I can make you a ma-aa-a-a-an"
Yusuke threw down the weights and started to do press-ups.
"He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean and jerk."
Kuwabara stood in between Yukina and Koenma.
"He thinks dinamic tension
Must be hard work.
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand!"
He moved back to Yusuke, who was still doing press-ups.
"When, in just seven days
I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an!"
Kuwabara laughed. Unbeknownst to Kuwabara, the large refridgerator door behind him started to open, falling down like a drawbridge. Ice cold steam came out and the sound of a Harley Daivdson was heard. Botan screamed, happily.
"HIEI!"
Hiei came out of the fridge, riding on the Harley with a saxaphone tied to him. He sped towards Botan, Keiko, Kurama and Kuwabara. He got off his Harely & started to sing, looking at Kuwabara, who was glaring at him, and Yusuke, who was terrified.
"Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp
And you felt alright
It don't seem the same since the cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine."
He snapped his fingers and Botan ran to him. He picked her up and put her on the seat of his bike.
"I used to go for a ride with this chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio.
A saxophone was blowing on a rock and roll show
And we climbed in the back
And we really had a good time."
Hiei and Botan started dancing with each other as he sang.
"Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll."
Kuwabara looked furious as Yusuke looked perplexed.
"My head used to swim
From the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled
With her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick,
And that's when I'd melt. And she'd whisper in my ear,
Tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front and put
Some hair oil on.
Buddy Holly was singing
His very last song.
With your arms around your girl
You tried to - ah - sing along It felt pretty good, whoo.
Really had a good ti-i-ime!"
Hiei jumped back onto his bike, and started to ride around the laboratory, even riding up and down the walls.
"Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
You know I love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll."
Kuwabara goes towards the refridgerator door and innocently picks up an ice pick.
"Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
You know I love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
You know I love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll."
As soon as Hiei finished the last corus, Kuwabara ran at him with the ice pick in a demented fury. Hiei fell off his bike, screaming. He ran the refridgerator, screaming and looking back at Kuwabara, who chased after him. Hiei ran back into the fridge, screaming. Hiei's scream suddenly stop. Botan screamed, covering her ears & looking at the refridgerator. Kuwabara walked back out with some blood on his lab coat.
"One from the vaults..."
Kuwabara smirked, evilly, laughing a little.
So! HAPPY, ALL YOU PSYCHOTIC HIEI FANGIRLS! YOUR BABY'S IN THE FIC:P Do not flame me, asking and whining about Hiei having to die. He had to die, people...I didn't write Rocky Horror Picture Show, but if I did I'd be looooooooooooooooooooooadddddddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Review it, bitches!I mean that in a good way.:P