Author's note: Okay, just so everybody knows, I'm not typing "I do not own this anime or movie, blah, blah, blah". You all know that I don't own this stuff...If you think I do, then you're wrong! And AmnarRanma, just take a look at Hiei...then take a look at Eddie...Hiei was perfect for the part! And I'm sorry he had to die, and he will be missed...I guess. :P Kitt-Kurama's baby, Yusuke may look like Eddie, but Hiei was Eddie. Seriously, Yusuke is like the perfect Rocky! With the muscles and man thongy speedo thingy...Well! On with the show!

Yusuke cowered in fear. Kuwabara looked at him.

"Oh, my sweet Adonis..."

Kuwabara said, going over to Yusuke.

"You're too beautiful to be destoryed. It was a mercy killing...He had a certain naive charm-but no muscles."

Yusuke looked at Kuwabara, and flexed. Kuwabara let out an excited little yelp and turned away, singing again.

"But a deltoid

And a bicep,

A hot groin

And a tricep

Makes me - ooh -

Shake!

Makes me want

To take

Charles Atlas

By the ha-and.

In just seven days -

Oh baby -

I can make you a

Ma-ha-ha-ha-haan!"

Kurama pressed a button and a wall opened up, revealing a bridal suite done out in black silk. The wedding march began to play and Kuwabara lead Yusuke to the bridal suite as the guests threw rice and confetti at them as if they had married. Koenma and Yukina looked at each other in amazement.

Genkai (Yay! Finally, she's back! But was she missed? suspicious look) sat at her desk, smoking a pipe.

"There are some people who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is simply a figment of our imaginations! If this is so, then Koenma and Yukina are quite safe. However, the sudden departure of their host and his creation had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy. A feeling which grew as the other guests 'departed' and 'they' were shown to their separate rooms."

Kurama and Keiko stood by a monitor. They switched from channel to channel, watching Koenma on one channel and then Yukina on the other. Kurama and Keiko looked at each other and smiled.

There was knock at Yukina's room. She sat up in the bed that was covered by a red canopy net.

"Who is it? Who's there?" She heard Koenma's voice reply.

"It's only me, Yukina."

She relaxed.

"Oh, Koenma, come in, darling."

Koenma's silhouette entered Yukina's room and went over to her bed. He moved behind net curtain and climbed on top of Yukina. He kissed her neck.

"Oh, Brad, mmmm, oh yes, darling-wait, what if-"

"It's alright, Yukina, everything's gonna be alright."

"Oh, I hope so, my darling."

He began kissing her again, she ran her hands through his hair and his hair came off. Kuwabara looked at Yukina.

"You!"

"I'm afraid so, Yukina.But isn't it nice?"

Yukina began to beat Kuwabara's chest with clenched fists.

"You beast, you monster! What have you done with Koenma!"

"Nothing...why? Do you think I should?"

"You tricked me! I wouldn't have!" She looked away from him. He took her chin in his hand, his thumb resting against her left cheek.

"I know. But it wasn't all that bad now, was it? In fact...I think you found it...quiet pleasurable. Mmmmm, so soft, so sensual..."

He ressumed making love to her.

"Oh...oh...no...stop...I mean help. I- Koenma- oh. Koenma!"

He put a finger to her lips.

"Ssssh. Koenma's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you...like this!"

He grabbed her and put her legs by his head. She jump back, sitting up.

"It's your fault! You're to blame!" She looked away from him again, saying softly. "I was saving myself..."

"Well..." Kuwabara turned her head and looked into her eyes. "I'm sure you're not spent yet."

"Promise you won't tell Koenma?"

"Cross my heart and hope to die."

Yukina giggled as Kuwabara kissed her.

Uh...was that too short? I did not like that little sex scene! Trust me, those who know me very well know that I'm against Yukina and Kuwabara fictions for...suspicious look reasons. Welp! I hope you enjoyed "Yukina and Kuwabara Sex Scene"!