The chocolate milk haired girl did what she could to prove the relationship to be wrong. Every chance she took lead to a complete failure. She was like the next James Bond, but on a mission impossible trip. Her binoculars hung down from her plaid sailor fuku top. She sat in the tree looking around like a pirate for her victims. Another girl crawled up behind her sitting down on the branch. She had bleached hair that was like a marigold. Her dark brown eyes kept a keen vision of the vacant spots that Ame could in no way see.
"Captain Ame, of the I Love Yaoi Club, I believe I have spot our couple of the day," The bleached head responded.
An wicked smirk slapped on Ame's face. She began to cackle in the tree and than brought her binoculars to her eyes. She scoped around the campus like an owl waiting for its prey. Her laughter sent chills down the petite bird's feathers, desperately trying to nap in their nest.
" Urg, Momo, why aren't those two love birds together," Ame looked bewildered.
"Captain Ame, I have no clue, but I only spotted one with magenta hair," Momo panicaly said with sweat rolling down her face.
"Damn, this relationship has to be fake," Ame began shouting.
"Please calm down captain," Momo said slowly trying to ease her captains anger.
Ame's eyes tilted down as if all hell broke lose. Her beautiful angelic eye's soon turned fire red. She flipped herself over the branch and used the branches like monkey bars to get down.
"Shuichi Shindou," Ame began to pant and foam at the mouth. She ran at full force after the energenic pink moppied hair boy.
Shuichi carelessly continued walking until noticing a vicious yaoi fan club member charging at him. " Oh, my GOD! Hirokun Save me, Save me!" Shuichi jumped on Hiro's shoulder to stay away from the violent girl.
The girl clung to Hiro jumping up and down struggling to reach Shuichi. She realized she was fighting to be caught so she stood back.
"Neener, Neenner, Neenner, stupid club girl cant catch me," Shuichi put his index fingers in his mouth pulling a tight bazaar smirk, sticking his red tongue out.
Ame ran a few yards away violently. Steam poured out of her nose as she began pushing her foot on the gravel like a wild bull.
"Hey, calm down," Shuichi tried consoling her.
"Never," She gave off a malign laughter.
Shuichi began to pray to all the Gods. Little girly tears began falling from his eyes and he made a constant me, me, me, me sound.
Ame ran full force at Shuichi. She jumped up and tackled Hiro knocking both of them down. Shuichi tried to escape the scary girl like a cat running away from a dog. She slithered her hand around his foot and pulled him in closer to her. "Where is Yuki Eiri and why isn't he with you! Aren't you two a couple or just fake? Telll me you damn loser!"
"Hey fanclub girl, what the hell are you doing to my boyfriend and his friend," Yuki harshly said.
"Yuki, why aren't you with him everyday," Ame stood up dusting off the dirt.
Yuki looked stunned and began thinking his plan through.
"I have had my eye on both of you and you have never gone on a date! Its been 2 weeks since your little love announcement. Of course as the captain and president of the I Love Yaoi Club I suspect to find some juicy gossip. So far I have found diddly squat! Is this relationship fake and another scheme to gain girls?"
Yuki blinked and realized his terrible flaw in his plan. He began realizing he gave his little slave a little bit to much free time. Yuki let out a groan. " We have been rather busy lately and this is none of your business."
Ame let her head fall back and she began to giggle. "Silly boy, indeed it is my business."
"Well for your information, Miss Priss, we are going on our first date this Saturday," Yuki stumbled around in his mind and blurt out whatever he could.
Shuichi looked at Hiro than looked at Yuki. "Don't I ever have a say," Shuichi was shouting before Yuki covered his mouth with his hand.
" Nee, Silly Shuichi, don't be so aggressive," Yuki gave off a merry smile.
Shuichi looked up and realized how cute Yuki actually was. He was like a bishounen in one of those cute shoujo mangas. He than became pissed at the thought that he was thinking about such fond loving thoughts. Shuichi's mouth grew large and cat-like fangs appeared. He chomped down cruelly on Yuki's hand.
" Ow, " Yuki growled at Shuichi.
Ame coughed and looked at the arguing boys. "This looks so fake to me!"
Yuki bopped Shuichi in the head gently. "Silly you, Shu-chan." Yuki gave Shuichi a light peck.
Hiro looked away ready to gag and Ame was in bliss. Shuichi's face turned a bright shade of pink and stared at Yuki. He let go of Yuki's hand like a pet that was ready to be smacked for being bad.
Yuki brought his hand down to help his slave up. He realized his slave didn't even take his hand, but he looked away dejectedly. Yuki sighed and brushed his golden locks out of his face. " Come Shu-chan," Yuki affectionately commanded.
Shuichi groaned and stood up, wrapping his arms around Yuki's waist. He let his head bow down beside him. He felt so utterly miserable being bossed around. He didn't even enjoy being a slave.
Yuki put his arm around his little magenta haired slave. He rested his hand on his shoulder and they walked off.
Later that evening after putting everyone in a little bit more of a shock. Shuichi had become use to everything. Faking a relationship, and of course doing his masters homework. He had this little feeling of revenge for everything. He was beginning to understand Yuki's homework, but decided he would bull shit it all. He laughs to himself as he began just putting random answers down. "Hope you enjoy failing," Shuichi sneered.
"What was that, my slave?" Yuki questioned.
Shuichi looked up and blushed. "Nothing at all," He giggled.
"Well anyways that Fan club girl isn't stupid so I have thought of a place for our date," Yuki sarcastically said. "Don't take this personally slave, I just want a hot girlfriend. Oh, yeah and one who finds this the funniest thing of her life."
Shuichi looked away scribbling down random answers on Yuki's homework.
"Are you listening, slave," Yuki angrily asked.
"Yes," Shuichi glowered and shot back with equal anger.
"Well speak up then," Yuki said angrily, raising his voice slightly. "I don't need lip from you nor that bitch. The place I have decided was a flipping amusement park."
"Sounds, fun, except I lack in money," Shuichi nonchalantly responded.
"It's called a date for a reason, smart ass," Yuki criticized. "I'll pay since my family is wealthy," Yuki said disgustedly.
Shuichi put the pencil down and pondered for the first time about Yuki's family. For once he noticed how disgusted and how much pain machining about his family brought up. "Sounds fine," Shuichi responded as if his thoughts were dry like a desert.
"You can walk home right," Yuki asked.
"Yeah I have practice and I have my own two legs I control myself," Shuichi stuck his tongue out.
"Great, I have a date with a few girls at a Karaoke bar, ta-ta," Yukie stood up and waved.
Shuichi mockingly waved back, but behind it all he was puzzled by his actions and Yuki's pass.