Hello, and welcome to Yusuke Horror Picture Show Chapter Six! I'm glad that people love YHPS so much.:P Now...On with the show! (The large red curtain goes up and the show begins)

Yusuke laid on his stomach on a giant black velvet bed in his bridal suite, sleeping. Kurama and Keiko stood by the foot of the bed, looking at him. Kurama glared at Yusuke, his eyes filled with hate. He picked up a candelabra, glaring harder at Yusuke. Yusuke rolled over and looked at them. Kurama taunted Yusuke with the candelabra. Yusuke jumped out of the bed, terrified. Kurama shoved the candelabra into Yusuke's face. Yusuke ran and crashed into the laboratory and escaped. Kurama looked at Keiko, who stood in the doorway. He put the candelabra back down. He stood very close to her. They did a weird little sign where they touched elbows (what Rocky fans know as "Elbow Sex").

There was a knock at Koenma's blue room. He sat up in his bed, looknig at the door.

"Come in."

A shadowy figure ran across the room to the bed and jumped into it.

"Oh, Koenma!" Yukina's distraught voice said."It's no good here! It'll destory us!"

Koenma held her.

"Don't worry, Yukina, we'll be away from here in the morning."

She began to kiss Koenma's chest. Koenma placed his hand on her head.His fingers got caught in her hair and when he moved his hand away, Yukina's hair came off. Koenma jumped up, looking at Kuwabara.

"You!"

"I'm afraid so, Koenma...but wasn't it nice?"

"Why you-what have you done with Yukina!"

"Nothing...Why, do you think I should?"

"You tricked me! I wouldn't have-I've never-never."

"I know, but it wasn't all that bad now, was it? I think you found it...quiet pleasurable. Oh, so soft...so sensual." Kuwabara began to kiss Koenma again.

"Ahhh-no-stop-I mean Janet...Janet!"

"Shush. Janet's probably asleep now. Do you want her to see you...like this!" Kuwabara flipped Koenma, and put his legs by his head.

"Like this!" Koenma threw Kuwabara off the bed. "Like how? You're to blame! I thought it was the real thing!"

"Oh, c'mon, Koenma, admit it!" Kuwabara sat up from the floor. "It was enjoyable, wasn't it? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Yukina won't know, I won't tell her."

"You promise you won't tell?"

"On my mother's grave." Kuwabara said, getting back in the bed and kissing Koenma.

Kurama's face appeared on a moniter above the bed.

"Master, Yusuke has broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is loose and on the castle grounds. Keiko has just now released the dogs."

Kuwabara looked up at the moniter.

"Com-ing!"

Was this one short, too? Anyone just throw up picturing Koenma and Kuwabara making out? Just...blah...blech...yick...I know my friend, Maddie, probably liked it. She likes yaoi and the such.