Chapter Seven
The Baudelaire's were swimming underwater, searching for the door. They were doing it for a while, and as they did, more germs started to fill their bodies. Occasionally, one of their pipes would go loose, but without opening their mouths, they would put them back on quickly. Only a little water was in the pipe. At last they reached the sewer. Sunny let her mouth go of the pipe and dived down to unscrew the sewer. But it was stuck. It wouldn't budge one bit. Sunny tried and tried, but it wouldn't move. And by now, the water had fully filled up the house. It was ready to explode. Calvin, Hobbes, and Isadora had taken cover by sealing up the box with them inside, while Mac, Bloo, and Duncan hid inside a plastic egg of Coco's. Only she was able to breath. She quickly layed an egg containing an official diving suit, put it on, and went down to where the Baudelaires were. She laid another egg, and to the Baudelaire's surprise, out popped a joyous SpongeBob and Patrick! SpongeBob and Sunny teamed up to bite off the sewer with four sharp teeth, and two buck teeth, while Patrick used his fat muscles, and Coco banged her head against the door to open it up. They both worked in the nick of time, for Coco laid two more eggs so SpongeBob, Patrick, and Coco got in one, and Violet, Klaus, and Sunny were in the other. Just then,
BOOOOMM!
The house exploded! And out came the box, seven eggs, zillions of friends, an old lady, a mad rabbit, a mad Frankie, and a gasping Wilt and Eduardo. So 1,000,000,000,000,013 things came out of the house.
Madame Foster, Frankie, and Mr. Harriman stamped over to Bloo, who had came out of the egg with Mac and Duncan. Everybody came out of their eggs and boxes. Mr. Harriman was the first to speak,
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF- oh," he spotted SpongeBob, Patrick, Calvin, Hobbes, Duncan, Isadora, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. Mr. Harriman's jaw dropped to the ground at the sight of all of these people.
"It wasn't me, Mr. Harriman!" Bloo said, "It was-"
"I just want to know how the Baudelaire's, the Quagmire's, Calvin, Hobbes, SpongeBob, and Patrick got here." Mr. Harriman said, not believing his eyes.
"You know them?" Mac asked.
"Of course I do," Mr. Harriman said, "I used to watch the show, read the comic, and read the books all the time when I was young. How on earth did they get here?"
Calvin, Hobbes, Mac, Bloo, SpongeBob, Patrick, Violet, Klaus, Sunny, Duncan, Isadora, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco all gathered, took deep sighs and one coco, and took turns telling the story. After it was finished, every house resident refused to believe it.
"I refuse to believe it," Mr. Harriman said.
"Well, I could show you in my time machine," Calvin said, so Calvin and Hobbes dragged Mr. Harriman to the box, and explored the adventure. They arrived, Mr. Harriman even more awestricken than before.
"It's true," he said to Madame Foster and Frankie.
"Well, what are we going to do about the house?" Frankie asked.
"I'll tell ya what were gonna do," Calvin said, "Me and Hobbes are gonna go back in time so none of this ever happened." So Calvin and Hobbes set up the box in the middle of the wreckage, but before leaving, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mac, and Bloo all said their last minute good byes. Duncan and Isadora wrote in their notebooks, tore out some pages, and gave them two SpongeBob, Patrick, Calvin, and Hobbes, and they said that they existed, so they would always remember. They all smiled, and started time traveling. The Baudelaire's and the Quagmire's were dropped off first, but said there official goodbyes.
"Thank you," Violet said, "for helping us rescue the Quagmires."
"Thank you," Duncan said, "for rescuing us."
"You're all welcome," Hobbes said.
"And thanks for helping us out with the three other imaginary friends," Calvin said, and fidgeting with his thumbs, embarrassed a little. They all hugged again, and they were off. Next off were SpongeBob and Patrick.
"Sorry for dragging you into this," Hobbes said.
"Baaaaaaa!" SpongeBob said, "That's okay! We've always wanted a big adventure!"
"Oh, and to set the coordinates on that time machine, set them to 136279e8236835668a79368479i85495584947 degrees Southnorth," Patrick said, and Calvin and Hobbes stood amazed.
"He's right," Calvin said. Patrick hadn't said anything the whole time, and yet, right now, he had just revealed the fact that he was a complete genius. They hugged one more time, and left. Traveling through the space time continuum, someone dropped into the box. It was a lifeguard, and Calvin started yelling.
"HEY, LADY!" Calvin yelled, "GET OUT OF OUR BOX!"
"Calvin, look," Hobbes showed Calvin the lifeguard go into Plankton's Transwarp through time. "That's why she's in here."
"Well, everything we'll be fine once were back," Calvin said.
"Alright, everyone got their diving suits on?" Miss Wormwood called. It was the next day. Calvin's class was on the beach with the teacher, twenty parents, twenty-one kids, one stuffed tiger, and a lifeguard who was so confused, and Miss Wormwood was making sure that everyone had their diving gear on. Calvin was ready, along with the rest of the class. "Everyone ready?" Miss Wormwood called one last time. "Okay, yes, good, off we go!" And everyone shot into the water except for Calvin and Hobbes.
"Why aren't you going in?" Miss Wormwood asked Calvin.
"Oh, no reason," Calvin answered, and he winked to Hobbes. Hobbes winked back.
Well, I guess that's it. I also guess that Calvin and Hobbes go to rip Count Olaf's eyebrow off. It could be said that they go to meet up with the Quagmire's and the Baudelaire's again. I'm sorry if the ending wasn't so good, but for those who liked the story, thank you very much! It was my first one. I intend to right another, about a single show, comic, etc. But I won't be able to write anything for a while, for I have a 16-day-long vacation on July 25th, 2005, and where I'm going doesn't have a computer unless they recently installed one. So gezuntiet and farewell to thee who has readeth zees fan fiction story!