Disclaimer: Hey, everybody! Sorry I haven't updated in a long time, I lost the script.:P But now I've found it, so now you all can read the long await chapter nine of Yusuke Horror Picture Show! I like to keep the original words to the songs as you guys will notice.:P

Kurama and Keiko laughed as Yukina screamed and ran to Yusuke, who hugged her tightly. Koenma looked at them, shocked. Takanawa wheeled back his wheelchair away from the table in disgust. Kuwabara looked at Yukina and Yusuke and gasped.

"Oh, Yusuke! How could you!"

Yukina ran out, Kuwabara chasing after her. She ran upstairs, Kuwabara close behind. He caught up with her and pushed her into the wall. He backhanded her hard, singing.

"I'll tell you once,

Won't tell you twice

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.

Y'apple pie

Don't taste too nice

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss."

She gasped and ran off down the corridor, Kuwabara following her.

"I've laid the seed

It should be all you need."

Koenma appeared, trying to push by Takanawa, in hot pursuit.

"You're as sensual

As a pencil

Wound up like an 'E' or first string."

Yukina arrived at the door of the laboratory and she tried really hard to open the door, but couldn't open it. Kuwabara gets face to face with her, singing.

"When we made it

Did ya hear a bell ring?"

The door opened and the two of them fell through. The door slammed shut in Takanawa's face. Yukina rushed in and ran down the ramp, Kuwabara in pursuit.

"Y'got a block,

Take my advice.

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss."

Dr. Takanawa and Koenma arrived in the lift. Kuwabara runs to the control panel.

"The transducer-" He slammed down the handle. "Will seduce ya!"

Dr. Takanawa, Koenma, and Yukina figured out that they're stuck to the floor. Yukina tried to move her feet.

"My feet!" She puts her hands on her face. "I can't move my feet!"

Dr. Takanawa tried to move his wheels.

"My wheels!" He put his hands on his face. "My god, I can't move my wheels!" Koenma looked at Yukina and Dr. Takanawa.

"It's as if we're glued to the spot!"

"You are-so quake in fear, you tiny fools!"

"We're trapped!"

Kuwabara moved over to Yukina.

"It's something you'll

Get used to.

A mental mind fuck

Can be nice."

"Oh!"

Kuwabara climbed up the ladder besides the tank. Dr. Takanawa looked at Koenma.

"You won't find earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device..."

"You mean..."

"Yes Koenma. It's something we ourselves have been working on. But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space, and - who knows - perhaps even time itself!" Yukina gasped.

"You mean he's gonna send us to another planet!" Kuwabara jumped down and went over to Yukina.

"Planet! Schmanet! Janet!" He circled her.

"You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.

You'd better wise up,

Build your thighs up.

You'd better wise up." He sang, rubbing her thighs. She gasped and tried to slap him. Koenma struggled in vain to get free.

Genkai looked from her desk and said.

"And then she cried out!"

'"Sto-o-o-o-o-op!" Yukina screamed. She screamed so loudly that Kuwabara staggered backwards to the control panel. Kurama and Keiko entered through a hole in the tiles of the laboratory floor. They marched to behind the tank to the control panel. Kuwabara looked at Takanawa, Koenma, and Yukina.

"Don't get hot and flustered!

Use a bit of mustard!"

"You're a hot dog

But you'd better not

Try to hurt her,

Frank Furter!"

Kuwabara nodded, signaling to Keiko. Keiko pulled down the transducer switch. Koenma turned into a statue.

"You're a hot dog

But you'd better not

Try to hurt her,

Frank Furter!"

Kuwabara signaled to Keiko again. She pulled the switch down and Dr. Takanawa turned into a statue.

"You're a hot dog-" Kuwabara signaled to Keiko once more and Yukina turned into a statue. Botan looked down at Kuwabara from the balcony.

"My God! I can't take any more of this - first you spurn me for Hiei, then you cast him off like an old overcoat for Yusuke. You chew people up and then spit them out - I loved you, do you hear me - I LOVED YOU - And what did it get me - I'll tell you - a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, take! You drain others of their love and emotions. Well, I've had enough. You've got to choose between me and Rocky - so named because of the rocks in his head!"

Kuwabara looked back at Keiko, and nodded. Botan was turned into stone. Kuwabara sighed.

"It's not easy having a good time," He walked over to Keiko and Kurama. "Even smiling makes my face ache..."

Kurama and Keiko nodded sympathetically.

"My children turn on me. Yusuke's behaving just as Hiei did. Maybe I made a mistake in splitting his brain between the two of them."

Kieko growled and screamed.

"I grow weary of this world! When will we return to Transylvania, huh!" Kuwabara looked down at Keiko.

"Keiko, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Kurama - you have both served me well - loyalty such as yours must be rewarded and you will discover when the mood takes me I can be quite generous."

"I ask for nothing!"

"And you shall receive it...in abundance!" He walked over to the lift and faced Kurama and Keiko again.

"Come! We are ready for the floor show!" He slammed the lift gate closed. "Our guests will be growing restless."

Left alone in the laboratory, Kurama and Keiko smiled at each other and did their special sign (Elbow Sex, anyone:P).

"And so, by some extraordinary coincidence - fate it seems had decided that Koenma and Yukina should keep that appointment with their friend Dr Everett Takanawa. But it was to be in a situation which none of them could have possibly foreseen. And just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Koenma and Yukina had both tasted...forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals - and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the sonic transducer and floor show that had been spoken of? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic."

So, that's it for number nine, everybody! Sorry if it's short! I think that chapter ten, everybody, is gonna be the last chapter...I dunno...Review, bi-atches! Love you all:P