HELLO, EVERYBODY! What's up? So...is this the end of our beloved Yusuke Horror Picture Show? Let's find out! I know that I'm really gonna love this chapter:P

There was a stage at the end of the ballroom with red velvet curtains. Behind the red curtains, Kuwabara ran around the stone statues, enjoying dressing them up in extravagant variations of the stocking and suspender belt variety of his own fantasies. In front of the curtains, footlights glowed on them. Kuwabara ran off stage and pulled a switch, making the curtains open. The curtains opened to reveal the statues in front of silver drapes and a light mist covering the floor. Kuwabara smiled happily to himself and pulled a lever. Botan came back to life. She messed with her boa, slowly dancing to the front of the stage, singing.

"It was great when it all began

I was a regular Franky fan.

But it was over when he had the plan

To start working on a muscle-man.

Now the only thing that gives me hope

Is my love of a certain dope

Rose tints my world keeps me

Safe from my trouble and pain."

Kuwabara pulled the switch again and Yusuke came back to life. Yusuke did the same as Botan, singing.

"I'm just seven hours old

Truly beautiful to behold

And somebody should be told

My libido hasn't been controlled

Now the only thing I've come to trust

Is an orgasmic rush of lust

Rose tints my world keeps me

Safe from my trouble and pain."

Kuwabara pulled the switch, bringing Koenma back to life. Koenma drops to the floor, rolling around like Madonna at the MTV awards in the '80's and feeling his legs, singing softly (MY FAVORITE PART IN THE MOVIE:P)

"It's beyond me

Help me Mommy!

I'll be good you'll see

Take this dream away!

What's this, let's see

I feel sexy

What's come over me?

Woo! Here it comes again!"

Yukina comes back to life, her hands stuck in her hair. She behaved like a sex goddess, completely out of control, as if performing in a burlesque show.

"I feel released

Bad times deceased

My confidence increased

Reality is here

The game has been disbanded

My mind has been expanded

It's a gas that Frankie's landed

His lust is so sincere!" She looked at the empty audience and blew a kiss to nobody. As they all stood on the stage, the silver curtains behind them opened to reveal the 20th Century Fox logo as a stage set. At the top of a staircase, Kuwabara stood bathed in light. He wore a dazzling version of the national costume and a chiffon cloak which billowed in the breeze from a wind machine. He looked like a 30's film star.

"What ever happened to Fay Wray

That delicate satin-draped frame

As it clung to her thigh

How I started to cry

For I wanted to be dressed just the same. "

The floor opened to reveal a swimming pool glistening with chlorine and glitter. Kuwabara looked at Botan, Koenma, Yukina, and Yusuke and beckoned them to the pool. In their drugged state, they complied with his every wish.

"Give yourself over to absolutely pleasure

Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh

Erotic nightmares

Beyond any measure

And sensual daydreams

To treasure forever."

Kuwabara entered the pool.

"Can you just...see it? Can you just see it?" He began to float as the others began to enter the pool.

"Don't dream it...be it...don't dream it...be it..." They started singing it together.

"Don't dream it, be it. Don't dream it, be it."

Takanawa came back to life. He observed the orgy going on in the pool.

"Ach, we've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills.

I've got to be strong and try to hang on.

Or else my mind, may well snap!" The wind machine blew the blanket off of his lap, revealing his legs ind stockings and a suspender belt.

"Und my life will be lived, For the thri-i-i-i-ill..." He sang, lifting his leg up and feeling it. Koenma resurfaced, Botan hanging onto him.

"It's beyond me.

Help me, Mo-ommy!" Botan pulled him back into the pool, kissing him. Yukina emerged, thrilled.

"God bless Lilly Saint Cyr!"

Kuwabara broke through the water on top of a lift.

"My my my my!

I'm a wild and an untamed thing!

I'm a bee with a deadly sting!

Get a hit and your mind goes ping!

Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing!

So let the party and the sounds rock on!

Gonna shake it till the life has gone!

Rose tint my world

Keep me safe from my trouble and pain!" They all got out of the pool, got back on the stage and formed a kick line, singing.

"I'm a wild and an untamed thing

I'm a bee with a deadly sting.

Get a hit and your mind goes ping

Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.

So let the part and the sounds rock on Gonna shake it till the life has gone, gone, gone!

Rose tint my world

Keep me safe from my trouble and pain!"

The ballroom doors burst open and Kurama and Keiko stood in the doorway in silver and gold military space suits, facing Kuwabara. Kurama held a large raygun and pointed it at Kuwabara, glaring. (MY SECOND FAVORITE PART! WOO:P)

"Frankenfurter!

It's all over!

Your mission was a failure!

Your lifestyle's too extre-e-eme!" Everyone on stage looked in fear at Kuwabara, who looked stunned and guilt-stricken. He tried to cover his chest with his hands.

"I'm your new commander!

You now are my prisoner!

We return to Transylvania!

Prepare the transit beam..."

"WAIT!" Kuwabara yelled. "I can explain!"

AND THIS IS WHERE WE SHALL STOP FOR TODAY! Expect chapter eleven tomorrow or even later because I'm starting it as soon I get this up here:P