Chapter One: The Birth

"Yes, yes, YES! Must have more!" "Stewie, you already have enough syrup on your pancakes." said an annoyed, tired Lois. "Women, I demand you add more syrup to my pancakes before I destroy you, now put more!"

It was nine o'clock in the morning at the Griffin house and Lois was nine months pregnant, the baby due any day. Lois was extremely tired after worrying all night about whether the baby would come the next day.

"Hey everyone!" Peter yelled as he walked in the kitchen. "And how's my..." SPLASH. Lois' water had just broken.

"Oh my God, someone call the paramedics!" Peter yelled as he carried a screaming Lois to the couch to lay down on.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------30 minutes later

"Push!" yelled the doctor "Push!"

"Oh my God, it's a baby boy!" Yelled Peter as he watched the baby come out.

"Really? Please, let me hold him." Lois said as the doctor handed over the baby. "I think I'll name him Charles, yes, Charles Patrick Griffin."

"Hey Charles, welcome to the planet Earth buddy." Peter said as Lois handed Charles to Peter.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1 year later

"At last! I have finally figured out the perfect way to kill Lois!" Stewie yelled as Charles walked in.

"Are you serious Stewie? You finally found the perfect way to kill Lois? You mean like all the other times you had the "perfect way" to kill Lois."

"Chares why don't you just shut up before I test on you before I use it on Lois?" Stewie yelled, annoyed at Charles' eavesdropping.

'Stewie, we both hate Lois, we both try our hardest to kill that wretched witch of a mother, so why fight when we can form an alliance!"

"Because the last time I formed an alliance with you, Charles, you attempted to kill me."

"Oh Stewie, that's all in the past.."

"Charles, it does not matter if it happened it the past, what has happened has happened, and that's all there is to it. Now leave before I destroy you."

"Fine, but some day, you will realize you need my help to destroy Lois..."

"I DO NOT NEED ANY OF YOUR HELP, CHARLES. I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DESTROYING LOIS ALL ON MY OWN!"