Ello, ello, ello and welcome back, adoring Rocky Horror and YuYu Hakusho fans:P So, the question on your mind is "Is this the end of Yusuke Horror?" Well...let's see.:P ON WITH THE SHOW:P

Kuwabara moved slowly to the center of the stage, looking up at the bright light that shone in his face.

"On the day ...I went away..."

"Good bye..."

"Was all I had to say..."

"Now I..."

"Want to come and stay..."

"Oh my, my..."

"Smile and that will mean I may..." Kuwabara kicked on a cloud projection and blue skies appeared.

"I've seen...blue skies

Through the tears in my eyes

And I realise

I'm going home

I'm going home."

Kuwabara fell to his knees, looking down at the stage floor.

"Everywhere it's been the same..."

"Feeling..."

"Like I'm outside in the rain..."

"Wheeling..."

"Free to try and find a game..."

"Dealing..."

"Cards for sorrow, Cards for pain." Takanawa switched on wind machine.

"I've seen blue skies

Through the tears in my eyes

And I realise

I'm going home

I'm going home.

I'm going home." Keiko looked at Kuwabara and said sarcasticly.

"How sentimental."

She and Kurama moved closer to the stage, Kurama pointing the ray gun at Kuwabara.

"And also presumptuous of you. You see when I said "we" were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Keiko and myself."

Kuwabara's jaw dropped, looking appalled.

"You see, you are to remain here, in spirit anyway..."

Kuwabara screamed. "No! No, no, no!" He turned and tried to run. Kurama pulled the trigger, shooting Kuwabara in the back. Botan screamed and Kurama turned and shot at her, killing her instantly. Yusuke looked down at Kuwabara and started crying. He bent down beside Kuwabara's body and cradled him in his arms. He picked Kuwabara's limp (and heavy) body up and started climbing the stairway towards the Fox skyline. Kurama fired at Yusuke again and again. With Kuwabara's body in his arms, Yusuke beat on his chest and let out a wild sound like a giant beast of the jungle (that's Yusuke, for ya). Kurama fired again and again. Yusuke crashed down to his death. Yukina looked down in horror.

"You killed them!"

Keiko found the entire sequence of events very distasteful. She looked up at Kurama.

"I thought you liked them. They liked you!"

Kurama kept glaring at the dead bodies, screaming.

"They didn't like me! They never liked me!"

"You did right."

They all looked at Dr. Takanawa.

"A desicion had to be made."

"You're okay by me."

"Dr. Takanawa, I'm sorry about your nefew."

"Yes, well...perhaps it was for the best."

"You must leave now, Dr. Takanawa, while it's still possible. We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go now."

Koenma and Yukina ran out of the castle, Dr. Takanawa behind them. Kurama and Keiko laughed, making their special sign. Their laughter subsided and Kurama looked at her.

"Our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, soon we will return to the moon-drenched shores of our "androgenous" planet."

"Ah - sweet Transexual - land of night - to sing and dance once more to your dark refrains. To take that step to the right..." They both remembered earlier when they and the tranvestite guests were dancing.

"But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane."

"And our World...will do the Time Warp again!"

Outside, there was a huge explosion. The entire castle was surrounded by a giant beam of light and then vanished into space. Koenma, Yukina and Dr. Takanawa's bodies were scattered on three sides surrounding a crater where the castle once was. The three of them stood shakily on the perimeter of the crater.

A globe of the earth was spinning on Genkai's desk. Genkai stood up from her desk chair and put her hand on the globe, stopping it.

"And crawling on the planet's face

Some insects called the human race

Lost in time, and lost in space

And meaning..."

Genkai turned and went to the door of the study. She switched off the light.

"Meaning..."

She left the study, shutting the door behind her. The study was almost dark. Only a sinister glow inside the globe of the earth remains...

Science Fiction - double-feature

Frank has built and lost his creature

Darkness has conquered

Brad and Janet

The servants gone to a distant planet

Oh - at the late night double-feature

Picture Show - I want to go - Ohh -

To the late night double-feature picture show.

Fujiko Kuwabara stands on a stage, in front of the big red velvet curtains.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the cast of Yusuke Horror Picture Show! Yusuke Urameshi as Rocky Horror!

Yusuke walks out from behind the curtain, still wearing his Rocky costume and stands in the middle of the stage as people cheer.

Botan as Columbia!

Botan comes out, still in her costume. She walks over to Yusuke's left side and holds his hand, smiling.

Yukina as Janet!

Yukina walks out sitll in her costume. She goes over to Yusuke's right side and holds his hand, smiling also.

Genkai as the Criminologist!

Genkai walks out from behind the curtain and holds hands with Botan, in her costume.

Kurama as RiffRaff!

Kurama walks out and holds hand with Yukina as rabid fangirls scream his name.

Keiko as Magenta!

Keiko walks out and holds hands with Genkai.

Koenma as Brad!

Koenma walks out and holds hands with Kurama (Ooh, la la!;) ).

Shizuru Kuwabara as Betty!

Shizuru walks out, smoking a ciggerette as people cheer. She walks over to Keiko, drops the ciggerette, crushes it with her foot and holds Keiko hand. Some guy tries to grab the butt of the ciggerette to sell it on eBay.

Atsuko Urameshi as Ralph!

Atsuko walks out, walks over to Shizuru and taps her on the shoulder. Shizuru turns and the two of them kiss. People go "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" as Atsuko walks over to Koenma and holds his hand.

Mr. Takanawa as Dr. Scott!

Mr. Takanawa comes out from behind the curtain in his wheelchair and wheels over to Shizuru and holds her hand.

Kazuma Kuwabara as Dr. Frank N. Furter!

Kuwabara runs out, still dressed as Frank. N. Furter. People stop cheering and reach under their seats, grab plastic barf bags and hurl inside them. Kuwabara glares at the audience then pushes Yusuke out of the way and holds hands with Yukina and Yusuke. Fujiko glares at Yukina, wanting nothing more but to peck her little eyes out.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the one you have all been missing and have been waiting for since he left. The one, the only Hiei as Eddie!

The light shines on the curtains as everybody cheers. Five seconds past and the curtains don't even move. People stop cheering and the auditorium grows very silent. Suddenly, from behind the auditorium doors, the loud sound of a motorcycle is heard. The doors burst open and Hiei speeding in on the motorcycle. He rides up on stage and stops in front of everyone in the cast. He gets off the motorcycle and stands there in his costume as everybody in the audience stands up and cheers and throws flowers and undergarments at Hiei and everybody else. The cast holds hands and takes a bow as the audience keeps cheering and clapping and throwing roses and undergarments and other things at the cast.

That's it, everybody! This is the end! Thank you so much for the reviews and whatnot! My name's Fujiko Kuwabara and don't you forget it!

Fin