Chapter three: The Duel and the Death
"Well Stewie, are you prepared to face your doom?"
"Oh Charles, I believe it is you who will be facing your doom."
"We shall see about that, elder brother."
Charles and Stewie walked up to their room and pulled out their weapons of choice, both secretly modifying them to have more than one shot. They both walked outside and stood back to back.
"Ten paces, turn and fire, one shot, no hiding, agreed?" Stewie said to Charles.
"Agreed." Charles replied.
They had both gone five paces before running off and hiding, Stewie yelling out "Ha, I have you now, I have modified my weapon to have an unlimited amount of fire power!" "As have I, elder brother!"
"Blast! I should have known."
They both wandered around outside the house looking for eachother for about ten minutes before Stewie spotted Charles.
"Drop your weapon and turn around Charles, I have you."
Charles dropped his weapon, but did not turn around.
"Charles, I said turn around, if you do not turn around, I will be forced to fire."
As Charles turned around, Stewie noticed another weapon in Charles' hand. Stewie did not hesitate to fire. He had shot Charles fatally, hitting him in the spine, paralyzing him. Stewie walked over to Charles, starting to feel sorry for Charles.
"Stewie, you have one the duel. But do not feel sorry for me, I have done something to you in case you have won the duel, something only I know how to reverse, I have made Lois immortal, so now any attempts at murdering Lois will fail. And with those words, I shall die, knowing I made your life horrible."
"CHARLES, YOU FOOL, I HAD HER IN MY SIGHTS, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? CHARLES, I WILL ALWAYS DESPISE YOU!"
And with those words said, Stewie woke up, sweating profusely.
"Oh Rupert, it was just a..."
"Stewie, hurry up, it's time to go to Charles' funeral" Brian said as he passed Stewie's room.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Stewie yelled out.
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