Chapter 2

Oshimai

by

ensngre

Two blonde-heads walked through the great gate of the village of Konoha. They weren't noticed by the guards. No-one seemed to notice them. They walked in the busy streets, merchants shouting, messengers running and shoppers talking… They walked to the back of the village, where all the administratorbuildings were located, and where the office of the Hokage lay, for example.

They chose to ignore all that, and walked to a building directly connected with the Hokage-office, and went in. There were long paths, paths that seemed neverending, but they spotted an exit at last. It was heavily guarded. But, for some reason, the guards didn't notice them. So they opened the door, entered and strided to the middle of the room, surrounded by mostly old people.

The shorter and in the dim light what seemed to be the younger of the pair, spoke up. "Peh… tell me why we're here again." He sounded annoyed. The people in the room had noticed them from the first step they took into the room. They hadn't said a thing. They were shocked; no, they were afraid. They knew the taller man.

Someone spoke up with a trembling voice. "Wh-who are you!" The middle-aged men and women in the room got up with defensive stances, ready to fight the kid and the impostor.

"See? I told you they'd act all weird," the younger spoke again.

And, for the first time, the taller spoke. "Just seal the place already." And the younger did that, and they found the only door being unable to open whatever they tried.

A beautiful woman, blonde like the two others, walked toward them, and stopped. Spoke up. "How dare you defile the face of the Fourth?" The elder did not answer, but instead it was the younger of the two who spoke. But neither did he answer the question.

"What is she, dumb? Pretty stupid for a Hokage, I'd say." A taunt, of course.

"Now, don't say that, Orange," the older said, looking down on the shorter. "Remember, we did not come here to start a fight. Were we?"

He shook his head. "We weren't. But did you actually believe it would sort out if we used this way? My proposal was much better, Yellow, and you know it." The fake-Fourth snorted.

"Let's get down to business. Where are our chairs?" And the men and women looked at each other, looked as though they were played for a joke.

"There is no empty chairs in this room, intruders," the Fifth Hokage answered. But instead motioned to the floor in front of the gathering. The younger one sighed.

"What the hell is this? Konoha is in a worser shape that I originally imagined. Can't even afford chairs?" But he sat down, directly followed by his quiet companion. "…to business. You obviously doubt the identity of my friend here. It would be much easier if you didn't, right, Yellow?"

"Right on," he responded. They were used to each other, they heard – they talked smootly to one another.

"But that's acceptable." Leaving open for the other.

And he read it, "council of Konohagakure and the land of the Leaf, we are here to inform you on important matters." He had been through this before. Or he just knew exactly what to say, and how to say it. He sounded confident, not cocky, but confident. "Me and my partner here have successfully disbanded the organisation of the Akatsuki." They gasped. "And created a new in it's place; the Akatsuki. Neither me or Orange was really artistic about it," he added as a side-note. They continued to listen, surpsingly. Shortie took over.

"The new one consists only of Jinchuuriki's, of which I'm certain you've heard of." He received nods that said 'of course'. Continued… "The purpose of this group is to assure continual survival of the human race. When that is not in crisis, we will live where we see fit."

"We ask of your co-operation," Yellow interuppted.

"No, we are not – we're demanding it. It would be wise to go with it, or we have to make you. And that would solely irritate us." Yellow steadied his gaze, strengthening his point. "Well then, that was all for us this day." They got up.

"Farewell," and they went. The council discussed what they had said, and believed.

"So, ex-Yondie… all the countried have been united with the Akatsuki. Whatever will I do now? I'll be bored for the rest of my life, with nothing to do." The shorter mocked, but was truly, truly sad. But that didn't show – not that it needed to, because Yellow would always know what he felt, no matter what.

"We'll find something. And don't call me that, Naruto," he said, evenly mocking the younger blonde boy. And Orange and Yellow walked away, away from the village.

Authors notes

Nothing to say, once again. I do know it's a wacky chapter, and that you probably don't get it – but you're not supposed to. The story's finished now, this was the last chapter. Thank you for reading this far.