Lustful Lupin
By: AngelofSoul
Summary: Springtime is when the mating season begins, and it's a new thing for one particular werewolf. He's come a long way that Remus Lupin. He has just started maturing at sixteen, he is a bit taller, very handsome, and with the help of his friends- conquered the inner evil of his wolf state. But now the wolf's in heat, and Remus can't control him! Enter Sexy Remus, a wolf-eared sex fiend looking for some action- and he'd do anything to get it (even take on a Slytherin or two *hint, hint, wink, wink! *). What can stop this rampage? Why, a mate of course.
Rated: PG-13 for strong sexual content and adult language.
Chap Warning: PMSey werewolf returns, stickiness, OOCness, and... wolfish features??? O.o .... Heeheeheehee :) Oh, lets not forget mind-of-a-chronic- five-year-old Sirius! ;)
Story Warning: SHOUNAN AI/SLASH main couple RL/SB & JP/LE mentioned RL/SS & RL/LM, nothing *too* heavy (Rating might be pumped for content in later chapters), and a sarcastic Remus. (Typo in last chap, I apologize for that, fixed problem :))
Disclaimer: If I owned anything, I'd let you know, trust me.
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(Remus's POV)
Today was hell. That describes it well enough, breakfast and potions, both painful and uncomfortable. Transfiguration, fairly normal, aside from that Ravenclaw boy kept hitting on me. James, seeing my dismay, stuck one of the frogs we were working with in his bag and charmed it to sing "America the Beautiful" whenever Professor McGonagall walked by.
Charms- NOT fun. Someone used an invisibility charm on my pants. Lets just say it answers the age-old question: Remus Lupin, boxers or briefs?
Don't you dare ask about Care of Magical Creatures. Of all the classes, I will NOT go there.
Lying in my bed right now, all I want to do is sleep; hibernate if I must, for the rest of the school year.
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(Authors POV)
Saturday, lovely.
The sun peeked through the windows of the Gryffindor boys' dormitory, annoying Sirius to no end. He cursed and rolled over, but something else woke him up. His dog senses were flaring, and he sat up, taking in an extra strong smell, pleasant, but enough to choke a few squirrels.
Sirius coughed and threw the curtains open, running to the window and pushed them open. A breeze wafted in, and he breathed deeply. Another thing crossed his mind, with a smell like that- what of his friends?
So, without another thought, he jumped on the bed nearest (which happened to be James's) with an ear piercing war cry. "AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
James woke with a jolt, "Sirius? What the hell are you doing?!"
Another lump moved, and Lily peeked her head from under the covers. "Huh?" she yawned. "What's going on, James?"
"Wake up!" Sirius bounced. He paused, "What were you two doing last night?"
Lily blushed.
"None of your business. And get off my bed, Padfoot." James through the covers back over his head. A sniffing noise, he sat up fully, putting the covers back down. "What's THAT?"
Lily wrinkled her nose, "Ew! Sirius, did you forget to shower?!"
"Nu uh!" Sirius stuck out his tongue. "I think Peter set off the big one, I told him not to eat all those beans."
"I heard that," Peter was awake and threw the bed curtains open. "And it was *you* who force-fed me the beans."
"So you DID blow the big one!" Sirius pointed accusingly.
"Did not!" Peter crossed his arms, scowling.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Remus screeched from his bed. "Some people prefer to sleep passed five!"
"Did too." Sirius hissed and Peter glared. Padfoot scuttled out of James's bed and pulled the curtains off of Remus's. The young werewolf was cuddled under his blankets, pillow over his head and, once again, sleeping.
"Remmy-poo!" Sirius cooed, poking the lump under the covers. "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"
"Go away," Remus grunted.
"Not until you get up," Sirius hauled the blankets off and blinked. "... uh..."
Remus sat up and glared, than sniffed. He groaned, "Gods, not again."
"Did Remmy have a wet dream?" Sirius asked innocently.
"Wha-?" He looked down. "ICK! GROSS!" and sprinted for the bathrooms.
Sirius giggled like a chronic, giddy five year old and the others shook their heads.
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(Remus's POV)
This is the bloody second time I'm covered in- nasty. Not even gonna say that word. I showered off again, scrubbing down thoroughly and that nasty- ass smell returned. I stepped out of the shower with a towel wrapped around my waist, still dripping.
I smacked my forehead when I remembered I left my clothes in my trunk. Grumbling, I left the bathroom, ignoring the others and- what's Lily doing in here? And on James's bed? ... I'm not even going to go there.
I dug through my trunk and pulled out some clean robes. Than I remembered the bottle, the one that Madam Pomfrey gave me. I picked it up out of my trunk and eyed it, ignoring Sirius's question.
"What's that?"
Shrugging, I went back to the bathroom and dressed quickly, remembering to spray the perfume. I sighed in relief as the scent reduced to that rose- like smell. Returning back to the room, they were all looking at me funny, even Lily.
"What?"
"Uh..." Lily began, she seemed to be staring at the top of my head. "...are those real?"
Now I gave her the funny look.
"Remmy!" Sirius pounced me, I swear he acts like a little kid! "Remmy smells like rosies again!"
My eye twitched, he was pinning me again. I looked at James for help, he shrugged.
"Ooooooooohhhhhhhh......" Sirius looked at me with wide kiddy-eyes. "Remmy have puppy ears! I wanna touch em'!"
It took me a moment to acknowledge what he just said. Puppy ears? I don't have puppy ears!!! That is... I hope I don't. But Sirius was touching something on the top of my head, and I *felt* that he was touching something.
Sirius was giggling again, "Remmy, puppy ears twitch!"
Okay, so I couldn't stop myself this time. So, I screamed.
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(Author's POV)
"Ah, don't feel bad Remus." Lily said that morning during breakfast. "I think they're adorable."
"And fun to touch!" Sirius reached up again and scratched Remus behind one of his newly acquired wolf ears.
Remus suppressed the urge to lean into the pleasant scratching, but couldn't stop the sound that was much like the mix of a whimper and a moan. Sirius beamed as the ears twitched.
James looked at them funny, "That's kinda disturbing guys..."
"So please, do stop." Peter seemed to agree.
"Oh quiet you two, it's cute." Lily cooed. "Aw, look at Remus, he's so happy!" she scratched him behind his other ear. "Who's a cute wolfie? You're a cute wolfie, yes you are!" she squealed.
"Mmmm.... Woah, woah, stop!" Remus whacked their hands away. "I'm not a dog!"
"I take serious offense to that." Sirius said seriously (no pun intended) putting his hand down.
"Aw, what's wrong Remus?" Lily put her hand down too. "Did I scratch too hard?"
"No, quite pleasantly really-" Remus blushed. "I mean- I'm not an animal! So I'd appreciate it if you stopped treating me like one."
Sirius was about to say something, but James threw sausage at his forehead.
"Hey!"
"Quiet."
Sirius stuck out his tongue muttering about food-wasters and a spotted porcupine.
"Lucius Malfoy at 12:00." Peter hissed. And true enough, Malfoy approached with his two thugs- Crabbe and Goyle.
"Is it true?" Malfoy began.
"Is what true? That you look like a dragon ass?" James snorted. "Last time we checked, yeah."
Malfoy scowled, "Your petty insults don't faze me Potter, it's just that I heard wolf-boy here is making his image known."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Sirius snapped, standing up.
The Slytherin raised an eyebrow, "Now, now, Black- no need for violence. It's just that there's a rumor going around that your wolf friend has 'dog ears'." He looked over at Remus and smirked, and sure enough, his ears were perked and alert- flattened when he gave him a glare.
Malfoy laughed.
"There, now that you know it's true, bugger off." Lily snapped.
"Oh, I don't think I will." He smirked staring at Remus rather... oddly.
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(Remus's POV)
I think I'm going to barf, I believe this is the second Slytherin to look at me as though I'm a big juicy piece of meat. I'm sick of this- his look was even more disturbing than Snape's! And that's saying something!
"Fuck off, Malfoy." I snapped, standing from my seat. My friends looked at me, a little surprised. I never swore- actually, never went as far as the words "hell" "damn" or "damnit". But that didn't matter, Malfoy's pissing me off.
"Feisty, are we?" He came up to me and even had the nerve to touch my ears. My eye twitched, I think I saw Sirius getting just as pissed.
"Sod off," Sirius pushed his hand away.
"Jealous?" Malfoy smirked.
"No." Sirius glared. He looked a little red.
"Or wolfie can't fend for himself?"
Wolfie?! I'll show you what this "wolfie" can do-
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(Author's POV)
The entire hall went silent at a loud crunching noise rang throughout the hall, and Sirius, Peter, James and Lily stared in wonder as Malfoy hit the floor.
"ARGH!" Malfoy screeched. "My nose! You-you filthy son of a bitch! You broke my nose!!"
Remus flexed his fingers. "Bastard." He muttered.
Crabbe and Goyle looked ready to pound him into the floor, but Malfoy held an arm out as he got up, trying to cease the blood flow dripping through his fingers.
He was still smirking. "Definitely feisty," he licked the blood from his lips. "I like what I see Lupin. If ever you're looking for a good time, you can ditch these losers and come have a little fun with me..." he turned to go, "think about it."
And he went, his two thick bodyguards trailing behind him.
"What in the world happened here?!" Now the teachers take action, but Remus didn't answer. He was too busy glaring at Malfoy's back.
"What was he talking about?" Lily scowled.
"Who cares?" Sirius scoffed. "Just ignore him, Remus."
"Done." Remus sniffed, rubbing his knuckles. He paused when he felt someone scratching the back of his ear.
"Couldn't help myself." Sirius grinned.
And Remus tested the animefall.
"Ow!" How do cartoons do that?!
"You okay?"
"Fine... perfectly fine..."
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O_o this chaps... kinda random and stupid... oh well... Heeheehee... :)
Tell ya what, gimme some feedback and I'll gladly write the next chapter. Oh, almost forgot, thank-you's to the people who reviewed Ch. 2 (and Ch. 1 that I missed or got late):
Nutty: Plenty. :) I'll make a better chap than this, heeheehee.... :)
peachylaura: Heh, depends. Might fire her, might not. ;) Updating!
Ivy Crane: Weird is my personality. :) guess it reflects, ne?
Nolwe Lady Dragon: Crazy is love. ;) Updating!
Dre: Thank you. :) Updating!
Black-Red: Thanks, I think I read that one. Where Harry becomes all sexy and everyone wants him? Similar plot, but not quite it. :) You'll see what I mean when the full moon comes around.
InsertRandomInsanityHere: Now that's a good question. :) I'll explain it soon enough. Thanks for reading.
Queen of the Sacred Flame: My specialties, and weirdness is at the top of my list. ;)
Edgar_A._Poe: Continuing! :)
Blueberry: Thank you. :)
Heero's Goddess: Thank you very much, I'm continuing. :)
Random Person: Of course. :) Thank you for reading!
Well, that's it. If I got you late or missed you, I apologize. Well, gotta go, I've been on this computer too damn long. ;)
*~AngelofSoul~*
By: AngelofSoul
Summary: Springtime is when the mating season begins, and it's a new thing for one particular werewolf. He's come a long way that Remus Lupin. He has just started maturing at sixteen, he is a bit taller, very handsome, and with the help of his friends- conquered the inner evil of his wolf state. But now the wolf's in heat, and Remus can't control him! Enter Sexy Remus, a wolf-eared sex fiend looking for some action- and he'd do anything to get it (even take on a Slytherin or two *hint, hint, wink, wink! *). What can stop this rampage? Why, a mate of course.
Rated: PG-13 for strong sexual content and adult language.
Chap Warning: PMSey werewolf returns, stickiness, OOCness, and... wolfish features??? O.o .... Heeheeheehee :) Oh, lets not forget mind-of-a-chronic- five-year-old Sirius! ;)
Story Warning: SHOUNAN AI/SLASH main couple RL/SB & JP/LE mentioned RL/SS & RL/LM, nothing *too* heavy (Rating might be pumped for content in later chapters), and a sarcastic Remus. (Typo in last chap, I apologize for that, fixed problem :))
Disclaimer: If I owned anything, I'd let you know, trust me.
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(Remus's POV)
Today was hell. That describes it well enough, breakfast and potions, both painful and uncomfortable. Transfiguration, fairly normal, aside from that Ravenclaw boy kept hitting on me. James, seeing my dismay, stuck one of the frogs we were working with in his bag and charmed it to sing "America the Beautiful" whenever Professor McGonagall walked by.
Charms- NOT fun. Someone used an invisibility charm on my pants. Lets just say it answers the age-old question: Remus Lupin, boxers or briefs?
Don't you dare ask about Care of Magical Creatures. Of all the classes, I will NOT go there.
Lying in my bed right now, all I want to do is sleep; hibernate if I must, for the rest of the school year.
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(Authors POV)
Saturday, lovely.
The sun peeked through the windows of the Gryffindor boys' dormitory, annoying Sirius to no end. He cursed and rolled over, but something else woke him up. His dog senses were flaring, and he sat up, taking in an extra strong smell, pleasant, but enough to choke a few squirrels.
Sirius coughed and threw the curtains open, running to the window and pushed them open. A breeze wafted in, and he breathed deeply. Another thing crossed his mind, with a smell like that- what of his friends?
So, without another thought, he jumped on the bed nearest (which happened to be James's) with an ear piercing war cry. "AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
James woke with a jolt, "Sirius? What the hell are you doing?!"
Another lump moved, and Lily peeked her head from under the covers. "Huh?" she yawned. "What's going on, James?"
"Wake up!" Sirius bounced. He paused, "What were you two doing last night?"
Lily blushed.
"None of your business. And get off my bed, Padfoot." James through the covers back over his head. A sniffing noise, he sat up fully, putting the covers back down. "What's THAT?"
Lily wrinkled her nose, "Ew! Sirius, did you forget to shower?!"
"Nu uh!" Sirius stuck out his tongue. "I think Peter set off the big one, I told him not to eat all those beans."
"I heard that," Peter was awake and threw the bed curtains open. "And it was *you* who force-fed me the beans."
"So you DID blow the big one!" Sirius pointed accusingly.
"Did not!" Peter crossed his arms, scowling.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Remus screeched from his bed. "Some people prefer to sleep passed five!"
"Did too." Sirius hissed and Peter glared. Padfoot scuttled out of James's bed and pulled the curtains off of Remus's. The young werewolf was cuddled under his blankets, pillow over his head and, once again, sleeping.
"Remmy-poo!" Sirius cooed, poking the lump under the covers. "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"
"Go away," Remus grunted.
"Not until you get up," Sirius hauled the blankets off and blinked. "... uh..."
Remus sat up and glared, than sniffed. He groaned, "Gods, not again."
"Did Remmy have a wet dream?" Sirius asked innocently.
"Wha-?" He looked down. "ICK! GROSS!" and sprinted for the bathrooms.
Sirius giggled like a chronic, giddy five year old and the others shook their heads.
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(Remus's POV)
This is the bloody second time I'm covered in- nasty. Not even gonna say that word. I showered off again, scrubbing down thoroughly and that nasty- ass smell returned. I stepped out of the shower with a towel wrapped around my waist, still dripping.
I smacked my forehead when I remembered I left my clothes in my trunk. Grumbling, I left the bathroom, ignoring the others and- what's Lily doing in here? And on James's bed? ... I'm not even going to go there.
I dug through my trunk and pulled out some clean robes. Than I remembered the bottle, the one that Madam Pomfrey gave me. I picked it up out of my trunk and eyed it, ignoring Sirius's question.
"What's that?"
Shrugging, I went back to the bathroom and dressed quickly, remembering to spray the perfume. I sighed in relief as the scent reduced to that rose- like smell. Returning back to the room, they were all looking at me funny, even Lily.
"What?"
"Uh..." Lily began, she seemed to be staring at the top of my head. "...are those real?"
Now I gave her the funny look.
"Remmy!" Sirius pounced me, I swear he acts like a little kid! "Remmy smells like rosies again!"
My eye twitched, he was pinning me again. I looked at James for help, he shrugged.
"Ooooooooohhhhhhhh......" Sirius looked at me with wide kiddy-eyes. "Remmy have puppy ears! I wanna touch em'!"
It took me a moment to acknowledge what he just said. Puppy ears? I don't have puppy ears!!! That is... I hope I don't. But Sirius was touching something on the top of my head, and I *felt* that he was touching something.
Sirius was giggling again, "Remmy, puppy ears twitch!"
Okay, so I couldn't stop myself this time. So, I screamed.
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(Author's POV)
"Ah, don't feel bad Remus." Lily said that morning during breakfast. "I think they're adorable."
"And fun to touch!" Sirius reached up again and scratched Remus behind one of his newly acquired wolf ears.
Remus suppressed the urge to lean into the pleasant scratching, but couldn't stop the sound that was much like the mix of a whimper and a moan. Sirius beamed as the ears twitched.
James looked at them funny, "That's kinda disturbing guys..."
"So please, do stop." Peter seemed to agree.
"Oh quiet you two, it's cute." Lily cooed. "Aw, look at Remus, he's so happy!" she scratched him behind his other ear. "Who's a cute wolfie? You're a cute wolfie, yes you are!" she squealed.
"Mmmm.... Woah, woah, stop!" Remus whacked their hands away. "I'm not a dog!"
"I take serious offense to that." Sirius said seriously (no pun intended) putting his hand down.
"Aw, what's wrong Remus?" Lily put her hand down too. "Did I scratch too hard?"
"No, quite pleasantly really-" Remus blushed. "I mean- I'm not an animal! So I'd appreciate it if you stopped treating me like one."
Sirius was about to say something, but James threw sausage at his forehead.
"Hey!"
"Quiet."
Sirius stuck out his tongue muttering about food-wasters and a spotted porcupine.
"Lucius Malfoy at 12:00." Peter hissed. And true enough, Malfoy approached with his two thugs- Crabbe and Goyle.
"Is it true?" Malfoy began.
"Is what true? That you look like a dragon ass?" James snorted. "Last time we checked, yeah."
Malfoy scowled, "Your petty insults don't faze me Potter, it's just that I heard wolf-boy here is making his image known."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Sirius snapped, standing up.
The Slytherin raised an eyebrow, "Now, now, Black- no need for violence. It's just that there's a rumor going around that your wolf friend has 'dog ears'." He looked over at Remus and smirked, and sure enough, his ears were perked and alert- flattened when he gave him a glare.
Malfoy laughed.
"There, now that you know it's true, bugger off." Lily snapped.
"Oh, I don't think I will." He smirked staring at Remus rather... oddly.
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(Remus's POV)
I think I'm going to barf, I believe this is the second Slytherin to look at me as though I'm a big juicy piece of meat. I'm sick of this- his look was even more disturbing than Snape's! And that's saying something!
"Fuck off, Malfoy." I snapped, standing from my seat. My friends looked at me, a little surprised. I never swore- actually, never went as far as the words "hell" "damn" or "damnit". But that didn't matter, Malfoy's pissing me off.
"Feisty, are we?" He came up to me and even had the nerve to touch my ears. My eye twitched, I think I saw Sirius getting just as pissed.
"Sod off," Sirius pushed his hand away.
"Jealous?" Malfoy smirked.
"No." Sirius glared. He looked a little red.
"Or wolfie can't fend for himself?"
Wolfie?! I'll show you what this "wolfie" can do-
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(Author's POV)
The entire hall went silent at a loud crunching noise rang throughout the hall, and Sirius, Peter, James and Lily stared in wonder as Malfoy hit the floor.
"ARGH!" Malfoy screeched. "My nose! You-you filthy son of a bitch! You broke my nose!!"
Remus flexed his fingers. "Bastard." He muttered.
Crabbe and Goyle looked ready to pound him into the floor, but Malfoy held an arm out as he got up, trying to cease the blood flow dripping through his fingers.
He was still smirking. "Definitely feisty," he licked the blood from his lips. "I like what I see Lupin. If ever you're looking for a good time, you can ditch these losers and come have a little fun with me..." he turned to go, "think about it."
And he went, his two thick bodyguards trailing behind him.
"What in the world happened here?!" Now the teachers take action, but Remus didn't answer. He was too busy glaring at Malfoy's back.
"What was he talking about?" Lily scowled.
"Who cares?" Sirius scoffed. "Just ignore him, Remus."
"Done." Remus sniffed, rubbing his knuckles. He paused when he felt someone scratching the back of his ear.
"Couldn't help myself." Sirius grinned.
And Remus tested the animefall.
"Ow!" How do cartoons do that?!
"You okay?"
"Fine... perfectly fine..."
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O_o this chaps... kinda random and stupid... oh well... Heeheehee... :)
Tell ya what, gimme some feedback and I'll gladly write the next chapter. Oh, almost forgot, thank-you's to the people who reviewed Ch. 2 (and Ch. 1 that I missed or got late):
Nutty: Plenty. :) I'll make a better chap than this, heeheehee.... :)
peachylaura: Heh, depends. Might fire her, might not. ;) Updating!
Ivy Crane: Weird is my personality. :) guess it reflects, ne?
Nolwe Lady Dragon: Crazy is love. ;) Updating!
Dre: Thank you. :) Updating!
Black-Red: Thanks, I think I read that one. Where Harry becomes all sexy and everyone wants him? Similar plot, but not quite it. :) You'll see what I mean when the full moon comes around.
InsertRandomInsanityHere: Now that's a good question. :) I'll explain it soon enough. Thanks for reading.
Queen of the Sacred Flame: My specialties, and weirdness is at the top of my list. ;)
Edgar_A._Poe: Continuing! :)
Blueberry: Thank you. :)
Heero's Goddess: Thank you very much, I'm continuing. :)
Random Person: Of course. :) Thank you for reading!
Well, that's it. If I got you late or missed you, I apologize. Well, gotta go, I've been on this computer too damn long. ;)
*~AngelofSoul~*