Sirius and Alice looked at each other and nodded. They concentrated together on the ideal romantic room, Sirius imagining mirrors on the ceiling so that he could see himself, and Alice imagining candles and a king size bed with satin sheets and rose petals strewn upon it. Before long, a deep red door trimmed in gold appeared before them. Just as Sirius was reaching for the doorknob, however, he heard a sneering voice behind him.
"scathing insult" said Lucius Malfoy.
"retort" retorted Sirius.
"spell!" cried Lucius, pointing his wand at Sirius.Sirius ducked quickly, feeling the spell whoooooooooooosh over his head..
"derisive taunt" taunted Sirius derisively.
"spell" cried Alice, and Lucius fell to the ground, completely frozen. With Lucius out of the way, Sirius' hand returned to the doorknob. Filled with anticipation, he turned the doorknob, and entered the room, taking Alice along by the hand with him.
"marvels at the room" said Alice.
"agrees" agreed Sirius, and indeed the room was magnificent. It was everything they had dreamed of, and more. Alice happened to glance up.
"Why is there a mirror on the ceiling," asked Alice dubiously. Sirius stammered for a bit, as the possibilities ran through his head.
"So I can see you better, my beauty," he finally answered.
"Oh, that's so sweet," cooed Alice. They paused for a second, looking into each other's eyes. Sirius seized her and kissed her with all the pent-up passions of the last forty-five minutes.
When he released her, she murmured, "It seems so long since our after-lunch break." Sirius grunted assent, and pulled Alice to him again, this time their bodies met as well as their lips. They were crushed so close together not a single slip of parchment could slip between them.
"You're as sexy as a pesto covered penguin," said Alice. Sirius chose to ignore this comment, and kissed her again. He ran the tip of his tongue over Alice's still-closed lips, and felt them part slightly. Sirius chuckled inwardly, reflecting that women were always eager with him. Just then, an unconscious Argentinean fell through the roof. This hurt a great deal, as the roof was made of mirror, and the floor above it of stone. He was soon followed by a dwarf dressed as a nun - I mean Dumbledore.
"How do you do? My name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore," said Dumbledore. Hastily, Sirius tried to wipe Alice's lipstick off his face, to little effect. They were too stunned to ask why Dumbledore had introduced himself after knowing them for so long. "Well, you had better get the sex over with quickly if you plan to make it to Herbology on time," commented Dumbledore mildly. He magically cut the Argentinean down and dragged the unconscious man with him out the door.
"Herbology - ugh. Why don't we just skip it?" said Alice hopefully.
"For the sake of your prodigy, you should go," foreshadowed Sirius.
"And Professor Sprout will give us detention if we cut," replied Alice, totally ignoring Sirius' foreshadowing.
"BUT…" said Sirius ominously, "we COULD continue in Herbology.."
"How?" asked Alice dubiously.
"What about in History of Magic, then? We have it right after Herbology."
"Okay," agreed Alice. And they left the Room of Requirement, each smiling at their own inner fantasies of the lesson soon to come.
Herbology was uneventful, and they soon made their way to History of Magic, holding hands and making every effort to make love with their thumbs. In History of Magic, Professor Binns began his soporific drone. Before they fell too deeply asleep, Alice and Sirius ducked under their shared desk. Don't ask why Sirius wasn't sharing a desk with the other marauders, because I don't have an answer to that.
"We'd better be quiet," said Sirius unnecessarily to a silent Alice. She nodded agreement, knowing that someone could awaken at any moment. True it was highly unlikely, but it WAS possible. Alice remembered one time when she had been sound asleep in History of Magic, when all of a sudden -
"Alice!" whispered Sirius in an irritated tone, "Come back to earth for a minute, please." Alice shook her head to free the cobwebs that so frequently entered it in this classroom. In fact, there was one time when Binns had been babbling something about spiders when -
"ALICE! Will you quit spacing out?" whispered Sirius fiercely, "Whatever happened to our burning desire?"
"Oh - right," replied Alice.
"Now, where were we?" asked Sirius rhetorically. Tenderly he unclasped her robes and slipped them off her shoulders. "My, my, my, said Sirius, "Aren't WE a naughty girl?" he said/asked, seeing that she was wearing nothing underneath.
"Dare I ask what you chose to wear under?" queried Alice," Sirius smiled as he took off his robes to reveal…. Author's note: there is a graphic sex scene coming up, so if you don't want to read it, just go on to the next chapter.
Sirius was also wearing nothing underneath. "He's got a huge talent!" quoted Alice from "Moulin Rouge." And sure enough, Sirius was hard as a rock, and had been since entering the Room of Requirement. He was glad that robes covered so much. "Mmmm…" said Sirius, running his eyes over Alice's body.
"Not thinking about yourself again, surely?" asked Alice, teasing Sirius about his notoriously vain nature. Sirius merely chuckled, and bent to enclose her nearest nipple in his mouth. He teased her, sucking and licking with the lightest of touches, and felt her nipple become erect beneath his touch. When he wanted to Sirius could be very patient, and he continued to ignore his own growing sense of urgency as he turned his attention to her nether regions.
Alice eagerly parted her legs, and Sirius separated her moist pink lips to taste her. She was tangy, salty and unique all at once. He moved to her clitoris, and as he began to tickle that secret node of doom with his tongue, she felt herself begin to shake and spasm with pleasure With impeccable timing, he sensed when she was ready, and pulled himself up to enter her at last.
She felt completely filled, as he felt her warm and uniquely female embrace. He began to thrust, in and out, quicker and quicker, until they were both frenzied with passion. He felt himself beginning to come, but held back, waiting for her. But he didn't need to wait long. She was moaning as quietly as she could, and just at the moment of her climax, Sirius let himself have the release that his body so craved. As their bodies relaxed, she felt his juices flood her.