Alyssa Halliwell-Thanks

Ejquerrero23-Bite me

Alexywill22- I think I can manage all of those, thanks for the ideas.

Chapter 2- And I care, why?

Why did Prue date Jack?

Pity, pure and simple.

She wanted to prove to Phoebe that the crooked eye didn't turn guys off.

She flipped a coin, it turned up heads.

Why was Dan so annoying?

It was all the grease in his hair, cut off the oxygen to his brain.

For some reason he thought Piper liked greasy-haired annoying guys.

Because you just can't say 'pain in the ass.' without thinking about Dan.

Because he was related to Jenny.

What happened every time Leo and Cole were alone?

Cole died a little inside.

Leo did karaoke.

They…ehem…tried on their wives' clothes, but just for fun, they swear!

They answered the age old question; 'could you turn your living room into a swimming pool?' you can't by the way.

What did Bianca see in Chris?

Nothing, it was just out of pity, just like Prue.

If she didn't marry by midnight of her 28th birthday she would lose the kingdom. Damn marriage clause. Hee hee

She was brainwashed.

She went to the future and found out that she was gonna die because of him anyway, it was inevitable.

Why does Piper still put up with Phoebe?

She needed someone to be her human punching bag.

It was either her or Prue. You would've done the same thing.

If Phoebe was gone there would be nothing keeping Cole around, which means no more eye candy for Piper.

Because the bomb Piper planted in Phoebe's dinner last month isn't set to explode for another 5 weeks. Happy birthday Phoebe.

Why do the Elders wear those gold robes?

Elish designed them; jus be grateful they're not tank tops and track pants.

It was an unfortunate cross between Elvis and Liberatche.

It was either that, or polka dots.

It fits their God Complexions.

Why did 'They' turn Sam back into a Whitelighter?

You wouldn't want to deal with him either.

They figured they could tick off Patty by not letting him move on.

The writers forgot that they killed him in P3H20, Whoops.

What did Piper see in Dan?

He had an unlimited supply of Fruit Loops.

Geographical convenience

She wanted to make Phoebe jealous. All it really did was make Leo jealous.

I really don't know, Mr. Greasy is creepy!

Well there you go, chapter 2… hope I answered your questions… feel free to ask more, that counts for everyone, I'm out of ideas! REVIEW! I'm going to finish with a quote from Peter Griffin. (Family Guy)

Peter: You take the good you take the bad, you take the stuff in between and there you have…my opening statement. Sit Bobo sit, good dog."

Cya

Nicole