Kudos to all who reviewed. Kudos? Seriously, who says kudos anymore?
PiperLeoforever72- Thank you- thank you very much!
Alex- Oh- the gloves have been off my friend! Now the verbal abuse begins! Just kidding.
Halli-halliwell- why are you mad? I didn't do anything wrong! Thanks though!
And now Round 3 of my Charmed bashing!
Chapter 3-Why? I'll tell ya why!
Disclaimer- Talk to Alex- he says what I do and don't own.
Why did Prue really quite Bucklands?
Her true calling was photographing…porn. She just never made it there. Although she did have some very flattering picture of Cole hiding beneath her pillow, they're for sale on Ebay if you're interested.
Two words; Sexual Harassment.
She destroyed all the jobs she had to there. Time to spread the joy somewhere else!
Why did Prue really break up with Jack?
He had very small feet; you know what that means!
Prue didn't realize Jack would be the last guy she was ever with.
Hello! Did you not see those teeth!
Let's just say; Prue found some pills in his medicine cabinet, we'll leave it at that.
How did Patty hide her pregnant belly?
It's just like on TV, she stuck a purse in front of it, or wore one of those ponchos.
Well… It's no secret that Patty's always been a little chubby…
She confined herself to the attic, eating nothing but the rats that shared the space. That's also why Paige is so pale.
There was always a conveniently placed table or chair.
Why did really Jenny leave?
Who cares? She's gone and that's all that matters!
The girl who played her got fired by Alyssa, just like Shannen.
Prue threatened to kill her in her sleep because of that long distance phone call to Saudi Arabia.
Because there really is a TV god.
Why did Kit really leave?
Phoebe dressed her in baby clothes.
Prue undressed in front of him, or her. (I think him.)
Piper tested out her new recipes on him.
One horrible word- Paige,
Why is Wyatt special? (Alex- I couldn't figure out that word.)
Because everyone was afraid he would have a small head like his dad, luckily not.
Because he was one out of over a billion sperm that made it. (Eww LOL!)
Because future Wyatt looks good with long and short hair, if that ain't special I don't know what is!
Because Piper said so.
Because he telepathically told his auntie Paige about her hairy upper lip.
Why did Victor really leave Patty?
He didn't, she left him.
If he had to eat one more of Grams' so-called 'meals' he was gonna jump off Golden Gate Bridge.
He left to start his own band; their first song was; "My wife's been shackin up with her Whitelighter!"
He tired sleepin in the same bed with Patty and Sam, it got creepy after awhile.
Why does Phoebe dress like a whore?
If she doesn't, who else will?
To see just how little she can wear before it's considered indecent; she crossed that line in; 'A Witches' Tail.'
Because Prue needs something else to nag about, and Piper needs something else to worry about.
Her philosophy is; "Less is more."
Hoped you liked! I'm having some writing issues but I'll get through it, so I'll have more ideas next chapter- Alex, more ideas please, anyone else who has ideas also….Now you review this sad piece of fanfiction…
Cya!