Lustful Lupin
By: AngelofSoul
And I LIVE!!! Yes people, I am quite ALIVE!!! Alive and sprain free, of course. :) Heeheehee... sorry for my absence on this lovely ficcy, but I'm trying my best to put all this together properly...
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!
I will switch around chapters 4 and 5. Why? It makes much more sense that way. So, chapter 5 is now chapter 4, and chapter 4 is now chapter 5.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!
I've had a few requests to give ol' Remmy the tail... oh, the kinky possibilities. :)
THIRD AND FINAL ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!
Thank you: Gypsy Lupin-Black, Luci Shadow, hp4me, Emerald Tigriss, Summer Rain of '89, RequiemofRain, HealerAriel, Lizzy (AKA Thanks :)), Stephy (AKA: IKnowWhoYouAre), SoriBlack, bobby, Eleonora1, Fresa13, Autumn Snow, lolo-is- 1-crazy-writer, Chimerical, Nolwe the Lady Dragon, Aljinon, Neoma, fina, Ami-gryffindor89, Mysticallydreamin, SailorBaby16, and chris pwure.
Response to your reviews:
I'm afraid I don't have time today, maybe next time. :)
Now for chapter six! :) Enjoyness!
Dedication: To all that have read this before anyone else has. Heeheehee... it's good to know the real me outside the penname isn't it? :)
Super important: Yay! I learned Italics! And Bold, and underline!:) Go ME!!
Italics- thoughts or titles
Bold- emphasizes strong points.
Underline- texts and other reading references
"Italics bold"- singing
Italics underlined- dreams
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"-And flick your wands-"
"Oh beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain RIBBIT!"
"-say the incantation-"
"for purple mountains, majesty, above the fruited plains RIBBIT!"
"-Reputus atcanus-"
"America! America! God shed his grace on thee, RIBBIT!"
"-that should transform your belts into snakes-"
"And crown thy good, with brotherhood-"
"WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY FROG UP!!!" Professor McGonagal roared slamming a ruler on one of the desks, making a small Ravenclaw girl (Anna Mails) jump. The poor charmed frog stopped singing immediately, putting away its top hat and cane.
"Oh, come now professor." Sirius said grinning, "poor frog didn't even get to finish his song."
"Shut your mouth, Black." McGonagal warned, "or I'll charm you into singing I'm a Little Teapot!"
Sirius winced, but his grin remained the same.
"Now professor, getting angry would do horror to your lovely complexion-"
"Shut it, Potter. You and the rest of your friends are lucky I didn't give you detention for this." She snapped cutting James off.
McGonagal breathed deeply, turning back to the board, continuing her review. The two Marauders grinned their mischievous grin. James leaned towards the frog.
"Don't worry Croakers, you'll get your chance." He winked and the frog croaked, hopping into his bag.
"Y'know," Sirius whispered. "We should charm that frog to sing something else."
"Agreed." James nodded.
Sirius thought for a moment looking around; then grinned like a kid on Christmas. "Bring out Croakers, I think I've got it!"
James pulled out Croakers and handed it to Sirius. The boy raised his wand over the frog and whispered a quick incantation. Still smiling like a fool, he whispered instructions to it then it hopped off.
"Hey," Peter, who had remained quiet, asked. "What's going on?"
"Oh, just a little fun, Wormtail." Sirius said with a dismissive tone.
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"So Remus," he was saying to me in a falsely smooth voice, "you doin' anythin' Saturday night?"
I shuddered and scooted away, seriously considering raising my hand and telling McGonagal. But I haven't done anything like that since Grandma put me in muggle preschool. Plus, what was I gonna say? "Teacher, teacher! Jon's hitting on me again!"
Pf, as if.
Jon, that's what they call him. That's it. No first name, no last name, just Jon. Jon, the creepy Ravenclaw boy who makes stabbing motions with his red inked quill. Jon, the boy who seriously reminds of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Jon, who is currently hitting on me.
Kill me, just shoot me now. Cast the Unforgivables, anything! JUST MAKE IT ALL STOP!!!
Creep-o scooted closer. "I'm free, y'know, and I'm lookin' for a date to go to the Hogsmeade with me. Interested?"
I forced a very painful smile, "Maybe if I were into slimy, creepy, quill stabbing psychos."
"Now don't give me that Lupin, I can make it worth your while." Jon wiggled his eyebrows at me, and I shuddered again.
God, why do you hate me so? What have I done to deserve this kind of torture?
Just as though The One Above was answering my pleas, I spotted dear Croakers. It was hopping towards us, Landing Square in between the tiny bit of personal space left separating Jon and I.
I half expected America the Beautiful, but as the frog opened it's mouth-
"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get- "
"DAMN THAT FROG!!!" McGonagal screeched.
Croakers began dancing about the desks, then on top of Jon's head, wearing a large diamond medallion and thick sunglasses.
I couldn't help but laugh, oh what a spectacle! And a miracle, too. I sighed in relief and looked over at Peter, James, and Sirius.
Peter and James were doubled over with laughter and Sirius smiled at me. I smiled back and mouthed a thank you. He waved a dismissive hand as the bell rung.
Everyone got up to leave, and the newly rapping Croakers ("C. Froggy") hopped back into James's bag.
"Brilliant," I said once we left and went on our way to our next class (Charms).
"'Twas nothing, Moony." James grinned. "Nothin' but a simple performance charm."
"You looked like you needed a bit of assistance there," Sirius pointed out. "Was that the same guy who hit on you last time?"
"No," I said. "The other was Sernand." I shuddered visibly, shaking my head. "I had nightmares for two days."
"Poor Moony," Sirius sighed, draping an arm around my shoulders. "seems like you became the center of everyone's affections. Or rather every male's affection. Gives you nightmares, you say?"
"Yeah," but I have nice dreams about you... I blushed. Ack, where did THAT come from?!
"Just proves that half the men at Hogwarts are all homosexuals." James sighed. "Oh well, more woman for me." He grinned jokingly and Peter chuckled.
"What was that James Alexander Potter?" Lily appeared out of nowhere, pinching James's ear and twisting it painfully.
"Ow, ow, ow..." James winced. "I was kidding! I swear, damnit- OUCH! I mean, oh crap- I love you, Lily."
"Better." Lily let go, smiling, and brushing back her long red hair. She looped her arm around James's. "Escort me to charms? Oh how sweet of you, Jamesie! Move it." I heard her hiss the last part venomously.
Gulping, James complied. "Anything for milady." He moved ahead, looking over his shoulder. "See you in class."
"I better follow," Peter said. "Can't be late again. I've had too much detention already." He sighed.
"Later," we said.
I watched with a bemused expression as a distraught a James and (PMSey) Lily turned a corner, (Peter tailing them) leaving me... alone... with... Sirius...
Oh crap.
Ha, ha, ha. You really hate me, don't you God? Still punishing me for that immoral dream are we? Speaking of which, because of it, I couldn't look Sirius in the eye correctly for weeks. That's how long it's been since the incident, and over those lovely say... eighteen or so days, I've been hit on by every boy imaginable.
First Snape- you all know about that pretty incident don't ya? Good Lord, since that day in potions he's become all shy around me. We're still potion partners because of Lark's new buddy-system (damn that woman!) It's so freaky- whenever I'm alone in the halls he tries to talk to me. Just when he's about to say something, he blushes and turns away! Gods, help me...
Oh, let's not forget Lucius! I even took the liberty of punching him again during Care of Magical Creatures last Wednesday. Moron had the nerve to pull my tail...
Oh, didn't I tell you all? Got a tail last Monday. Woke up one morning with Sirius by my bedside- blushed like a fool then- scratching my ears (its like a morning ritual for him now). He pulled on something near my ass- swear I turned redder- squealing:
"Remmy a puppy! Puppy have floofy tail!"
Oh the hell I went through that one, horrifying day.
Through the rest of those days people (boys, actually) I didn't even know came up to me with the worst pickup lines imaginable! I mean, "What's your sign?"??? How dumb can that get?! AND WHO THE HELL IS JAYQUAN???
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Sorry, I'm really stressing here. What the hell is wrong with everyone? Its not like I'm all that attractive- am I? At least, I don't really think I am... maybe it's the perfume Madam Pomfrey gave me? Smells really nice- surely people are attracted to that?
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Y'know, I shouldn't be brooding over that, what I should be worried about is the current situation. I'm alone... with Sirius.
We were walking to charms, his arm still around my shoulder and- oh my God, my tail is wagging. This is absolutely awkward.
"So Remus," He said in a small whisper, "Full moon tonight, right?"
"Uh..." full moon? I thought, Full moon- was it that time already??? Shoot, I totally forgot! Think back... um...moon cycle, half moon last Monday, then Friday was... crud! "Already?" I squeaked.
Sirius blinked at me, "I think so, I mean- last night it was almost totally full- and usually you start feeling sick, right?"
"Yeah," I nodded. But this week I felt fine; aside from stomach lurches when I get random, impure thoughts about you naked- not going there... "Tonight then."
I couldn't think of anything else to say, I was afraid that if I spoke anymore than two or three words I might let something slip.
In a way, I suppose, it was a relief. The full moon- I never look forward to my transformations, but on a brighter note I'll be able to get away from everyone else and just be with my friends. No school, no Lark, no Snape, and no Malfoy. Just me (and I suppose you'd call them) my pack.
"Ah, alright then." Sirius grinned scratching behind one of my ears. It twitched involuntarily, instantly responding to his pleasant touch.
I closed my eyes enjoying the sensation, the rhythm of Sirius's nails going over an itch that was never there. I didn't realize we made it to Charms until he steered me into the classroom, as I had lost all notice of where I was going. I blushed; embarrassed.
Sirius just laughed and we took our seats in the back where Lily whispered furiously to Peter and James, whom had skeptical looks on their faces.
The red head hushed instantly when she saw us, a smile on her face and a pleasant, "Hello, what took you two?"
I shrugged and turned to face forward. The professor was already starting his lesson.
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There, an update! Finally, huh? Sorry this took so bloody long. I started a new fic that's why. Um, a Gravitation fic if you all wanna look at that. :) It'd make me happy. :) Thanks to you all who read now I want ya to review. Give me lots of feedback, I LOVE it!
Next chapter will be up in approximately... three to five days. I'm getting to the fun part that's why. :) It'll be nice and long too. :)
Well, please review!
AngelofSoul
By: AngelofSoul
And I LIVE!!! Yes people, I am quite ALIVE!!! Alive and sprain free, of course. :) Heeheehee... sorry for my absence on this lovely ficcy, but I'm trying my best to put all this together properly...
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!
I will switch around chapters 4 and 5. Why? It makes much more sense that way. So, chapter 5 is now chapter 4, and chapter 4 is now chapter 5.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!
I've had a few requests to give ol' Remmy the tail... oh, the kinky possibilities. :)
THIRD AND FINAL ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!
Thank you: Gypsy Lupin-Black, Luci Shadow, hp4me, Emerald Tigriss, Summer Rain of '89, RequiemofRain, HealerAriel, Lizzy (AKA Thanks :)), Stephy (AKA: IKnowWhoYouAre), SoriBlack, bobby, Eleonora1, Fresa13, Autumn Snow, lolo-is- 1-crazy-writer, Chimerical, Nolwe the Lady Dragon, Aljinon, Neoma, fina, Ami-gryffindor89, Mysticallydreamin, SailorBaby16, and chris pwure.
Response to your reviews:
I'm afraid I don't have time today, maybe next time. :)
Now for chapter six! :) Enjoyness!
Dedication: To all that have read this before anyone else has. Heeheehee... it's good to know the real me outside the penname isn't it? :)
Super important: Yay! I learned Italics! And Bold, and underline!:) Go ME!!
Italics- thoughts or titles
Bold- emphasizes strong points.
Underline- texts and other reading references
"Italics bold"- singing
Italics underlined- dreams
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
"-And flick your wands-"
"Oh beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain RIBBIT!"
"-say the incantation-"
"for purple mountains, majesty, above the fruited plains RIBBIT!"
"-Reputus atcanus-"
"America! America! God shed his grace on thee, RIBBIT!"
"-that should transform your belts into snakes-"
"And crown thy good, with brotherhood-"
"WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY FROG UP!!!" Professor McGonagal roared slamming a ruler on one of the desks, making a small Ravenclaw girl (Anna Mails) jump. The poor charmed frog stopped singing immediately, putting away its top hat and cane.
"Oh, come now professor." Sirius said grinning, "poor frog didn't even get to finish his song."
"Shut your mouth, Black." McGonagal warned, "or I'll charm you into singing I'm a Little Teapot!"
Sirius winced, but his grin remained the same.
"Now professor, getting angry would do horror to your lovely complexion-"
"Shut it, Potter. You and the rest of your friends are lucky I didn't give you detention for this." She snapped cutting James off.
McGonagal breathed deeply, turning back to the board, continuing her review. The two Marauders grinned their mischievous grin. James leaned towards the frog.
"Don't worry Croakers, you'll get your chance." He winked and the frog croaked, hopping into his bag.
"Y'know," Sirius whispered. "We should charm that frog to sing something else."
"Agreed." James nodded.
Sirius thought for a moment looking around; then grinned like a kid on Christmas. "Bring out Croakers, I think I've got it!"
James pulled out Croakers and handed it to Sirius. The boy raised his wand over the frog and whispered a quick incantation. Still smiling like a fool, he whispered instructions to it then it hopped off.
"Hey," Peter, who had remained quiet, asked. "What's going on?"
"Oh, just a little fun, Wormtail." Sirius said with a dismissive tone.
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"So Remus," he was saying to me in a falsely smooth voice, "you doin' anythin' Saturday night?"
I shuddered and scooted away, seriously considering raising my hand and telling McGonagal. But I haven't done anything like that since Grandma put me in muggle preschool. Plus, what was I gonna say? "Teacher, teacher! Jon's hitting on me again!"
Pf, as if.
Jon, that's what they call him. That's it. No first name, no last name, just Jon. Jon, the creepy Ravenclaw boy who makes stabbing motions with his red inked quill. Jon, the boy who seriously reminds of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Jon, who is currently hitting on me.
Kill me, just shoot me now. Cast the Unforgivables, anything! JUST MAKE IT ALL STOP!!!
Creep-o scooted closer. "I'm free, y'know, and I'm lookin' for a date to go to the Hogsmeade with me. Interested?"
I forced a very painful smile, "Maybe if I were into slimy, creepy, quill stabbing psychos."
"Now don't give me that Lupin, I can make it worth your while." Jon wiggled his eyebrows at me, and I shuddered again.
God, why do you hate me so? What have I done to deserve this kind of torture?
Just as though The One Above was answering my pleas, I spotted dear Croakers. It was hopping towards us, Landing Square in between the tiny bit of personal space left separating Jon and I.
I half expected America the Beautiful, but as the frog opened it's mouth-
"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get- "
"DAMN THAT FROG!!!" McGonagal screeched.
Croakers began dancing about the desks, then on top of Jon's head, wearing a large diamond medallion and thick sunglasses.
I couldn't help but laugh, oh what a spectacle! And a miracle, too. I sighed in relief and looked over at Peter, James, and Sirius.
Peter and James were doubled over with laughter and Sirius smiled at me. I smiled back and mouthed a thank you. He waved a dismissive hand as the bell rung.
Everyone got up to leave, and the newly rapping Croakers ("C. Froggy") hopped back into James's bag.
"Brilliant," I said once we left and went on our way to our next class (Charms).
"'Twas nothing, Moony." James grinned. "Nothin' but a simple performance charm."
"You looked like you needed a bit of assistance there," Sirius pointed out. "Was that the same guy who hit on you last time?"
"No," I said. "The other was Sernand." I shuddered visibly, shaking my head. "I had nightmares for two days."
"Poor Moony," Sirius sighed, draping an arm around my shoulders. "seems like you became the center of everyone's affections. Or rather every male's affection. Gives you nightmares, you say?"
"Yeah," but I have nice dreams about you... I blushed. Ack, where did THAT come from?!
"Just proves that half the men at Hogwarts are all homosexuals." James sighed. "Oh well, more woman for me." He grinned jokingly and Peter chuckled.
"What was that James Alexander Potter?" Lily appeared out of nowhere, pinching James's ear and twisting it painfully.
"Ow, ow, ow..." James winced. "I was kidding! I swear, damnit- OUCH! I mean, oh crap- I love you, Lily."
"Better." Lily let go, smiling, and brushing back her long red hair. She looped her arm around James's. "Escort me to charms? Oh how sweet of you, Jamesie! Move it." I heard her hiss the last part venomously.
Gulping, James complied. "Anything for milady." He moved ahead, looking over his shoulder. "See you in class."
"I better follow," Peter said. "Can't be late again. I've had too much detention already." He sighed.
"Later," we said.
I watched with a bemused expression as a distraught a James and (PMSey) Lily turned a corner, (Peter tailing them) leaving me... alone... with... Sirius...
Oh crap.
Ha, ha, ha. You really hate me, don't you God? Still punishing me for that immoral dream are we? Speaking of which, because of it, I couldn't look Sirius in the eye correctly for weeks. That's how long it's been since the incident, and over those lovely say... eighteen or so days, I've been hit on by every boy imaginable.
First Snape- you all know about that pretty incident don't ya? Good Lord, since that day in potions he's become all shy around me. We're still potion partners because of Lark's new buddy-system (damn that woman!) It's so freaky- whenever I'm alone in the halls he tries to talk to me. Just when he's about to say something, he blushes and turns away! Gods, help me...
Oh, let's not forget Lucius! I even took the liberty of punching him again during Care of Magical Creatures last Wednesday. Moron had the nerve to pull my tail...
Oh, didn't I tell you all? Got a tail last Monday. Woke up one morning with Sirius by my bedside- blushed like a fool then- scratching my ears (its like a morning ritual for him now). He pulled on something near my ass- swear I turned redder- squealing:
"Remmy a puppy! Puppy have floofy tail!"
Oh the hell I went through that one, horrifying day.
Through the rest of those days people (boys, actually) I didn't even know came up to me with the worst pickup lines imaginable! I mean, "What's your sign?"??? How dumb can that get?! AND WHO THE HELL IS JAYQUAN???
...
Sorry, I'm really stressing here. What the hell is wrong with everyone? Its not like I'm all that attractive- am I? At least, I don't really think I am... maybe it's the perfume Madam Pomfrey gave me? Smells really nice- surely people are attracted to that?
...
Y'know, I shouldn't be brooding over that, what I should be worried about is the current situation. I'm alone... with Sirius.
We were walking to charms, his arm still around my shoulder and- oh my God, my tail is wagging. This is absolutely awkward.
"So Remus," He said in a small whisper, "Full moon tonight, right?"
"Uh..." full moon? I thought, Full moon- was it that time already??? Shoot, I totally forgot! Think back... um...moon cycle, half moon last Monday, then Friday was... crud! "Already?" I squeaked.
Sirius blinked at me, "I think so, I mean- last night it was almost totally full- and usually you start feeling sick, right?"
"Yeah," I nodded. But this week I felt fine; aside from stomach lurches when I get random, impure thoughts about you naked- not going there... "Tonight then."
I couldn't think of anything else to say, I was afraid that if I spoke anymore than two or three words I might let something slip.
In a way, I suppose, it was a relief. The full moon- I never look forward to my transformations, but on a brighter note I'll be able to get away from everyone else and just be with my friends. No school, no Lark, no Snape, and no Malfoy. Just me (and I suppose you'd call them) my pack.
"Ah, alright then." Sirius grinned scratching behind one of my ears. It twitched involuntarily, instantly responding to his pleasant touch.
I closed my eyes enjoying the sensation, the rhythm of Sirius's nails going over an itch that was never there. I didn't realize we made it to Charms until he steered me into the classroom, as I had lost all notice of where I was going. I blushed; embarrassed.
Sirius just laughed and we took our seats in the back where Lily whispered furiously to Peter and James, whom had skeptical looks on their faces.
The red head hushed instantly when she saw us, a smile on her face and a pleasant, "Hello, what took you two?"
I shrugged and turned to face forward. The professor was already starting his lesson.
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There, an update! Finally, huh? Sorry this took so bloody long. I started a new fic that's why. Um, a Gravitation fic if you all wanna look at that. :) It'd make me happy. :) Thanks to you all who read now I want ya to review. Give me lots of feedback, I LOVE it!
Next chapter will be up in approximately... three to five days. I'm getting to the fun part that's why. :) It'll be nice and long too. :)
Well, please review!
AngelofSoul